Why dont you have a Native American waifu? :3

Why dont you have a Native American waifu? :3

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ihif4JrFzEg
sciencenordic.com/dna-links-native-americans-europeans
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

do they even exist anymore, besides muh heritage ofcourse

Chug girls are alright for a one night stand if you're drunk enough to not be bothered by the smell.

Ya. Mostly in reservations but you can find a few elsewhere.

They live in places where white people cant access them.

Even if they live in normal areas most people will assume they are asian or spic lol

They're either dead or alcohol addicted. Some also run casions I guess.

In Canada there are lots of them in the cities, they are responsible for most crime in this country and are basically our niggers

I'm a tribal member. Rveryone here under thirty is less than half native. I'm more Finnish then I am native but I still get all the benefits of being a minority lmao

I studied my genealogy with the sole purpose of finding out if I had any native blood so I could get some genocidebux but no luck god damn it.

How much are you? I'm only 1/8

I'm apparently 1/16th on my moms side. Do I qualify for gibs?

Your tribe should import hot mexican wives to reboot the native genes

I was born into it the bux

Also race doesnt mean shit if you dont preserve culture

If the language dies then you guys are basically meme cosplayers lmfao

Please, tell more

You have Finnish ancestry?

I'm actually learning the language and people are really serious about culture here
My grandma is 100%

...

>tfw 1/32 Native American
Feels good.
>tfw no native american GF to make native amercan babies with I am a lone.
I am a lone.

Are there any Japa + Indo mixes?

Are they hot?

...

Do you pay reparations to her?

>tfw i'm at least 70% native
>it don't matter since im a mexican native
>white fucks just get free shit cause their great great grandma got gang banged by the entire 7th cav.

I am a direct descendant of Sitting Bull

shit, bet you can't even say his real name

>that thing
>hot

it was hot enough for your compas to fuck

>your waifu face when you forgot to make the fire

because i can't find any on interpals ;_;
what smell? lewd

That's how you tell native American apart

Flying eagle, riding horse etc are meme names that 1/64 Cherokee like to adopt

Real native names like Abeque means "
She stays at home"

Way more brutal than romanticised hippie names haha

Yes, go to the four corners. There are tons of full blooded navajo but they look different

exactly. right now hippies in South Dakota praise Sitting Bull and Chief Joseph but have no idea who Tȟatȟáŋka Íyotȟake and Hinmatóowyalahtq̓it are.

Is there any native american porn? For science

there was a native pornstar called cherokee

i would assume Latina porn would be the next best thing

yes there was, but don't get her confused with the black one

yes but you'll probably fap to it all quite quickly

>ITT: we post filipinas and call them Indian

Are niggers this bad at telling races apart?

I'm half Southeast Asian and when I tell Americans that I lived in Japan, they forever think I'm Japanese

I have to tell them Im not Japanese every fucking time

I LOOK NOTHING LIKE A FUCKING JAP

You seem triggered

>ITT: People with stock images of attractive 1/16 FN metis girls wonder why the people who actually have real-life exposure to aboriginals say they're the last place you should want to stick your dick

fine if it's close enough ^__^
wun flied lice and phat thai prease chinaman

tell stories please before i buy a plane ticket to canada

I've dated girls which were close to full Amerindian

They're almost all fat,unemployed, and single mothers.

Go get free shit from the Mexican government. You're not our responsibility.

>You're not our responsibility.
you took muh land

Yeah and the tribes that lived there are federally recognized and get protections. I'm guessing you're not part of them.

youtube.com/watch?v=ihif4JrFzEg

also
Except they don't seem as fat here. They really like cheap drugs and cannot handle alcohol very well.

>I'm guessing you're not part of them.
you took muh land gringo. go back to europe

i want to rescue one and then give her drugs and alcohol if she wants ^__^

What's Houston TX like?

You seem upset. Perhaps a peace offering will placate you?

like a fat black asshole

>a gringo making a Mexican a peace offering

what? are you gonna hold a gun to my head and then say i sold you those tacos?

I live around these bitches everyday and they are the last women I would ever stick my dick in. Most are overweight, ugly, or some sort of addict. A few of the high school age ones are pretty, but once they drop out they get just as bad as the others.

Alright well if you don't want the tacos, I'll eat them.

fatty

Why do muricans spell Poo in Loos and Native Americans the same name?

cause Columbus was a shit dick who thought he found India.

When Columbus landed in the Carribean he thought he was in India, as per his original goal.

The reason we call it the Americas is because the guy who first suggested they were new lands was Amerigo Vespucci.

they're really ugly asians, unfortunately i got native blood on both sides

>Hippies
>In South Dakota
We want to rid the world of the Sioux menace tyvm

We don't speak fucking Lakotan so

>We want to rid the world of the Sioux menace
>failing to do so after literally genociding them

If we move now then the Californians will nuke us und dass ist nicht gut

No, they're not

I know, but Columbus was not even english-speaking. How you did not develop different names for these completely different groups of people?
For example, in russian Poo in Loos are called Инд-и-йцы and native americans, both southern nd nothern are called Инд-e-йцы. Different letters produce different sounds, so they are at least somehow distinguishable.

pinche chuntaro, we both know those bitches are mestizas

pussy

cause the English and later Americans were dip shit retards who thought all native Americans as one big united thing, so they call them all Indians, instead of their actually ethnic or tribal names

Because he came back and told everyone the natives were indians, so even when it was discovered it was a new continent people still kept calling them that.

C U T E
U
T
E

>someone thought it was a good idea to fuck these ayy lmaos

well those 2 were actually half black natives so....

theyre called mixtecas because im going to race mix with them right

I do

no they are probably Mixtec Indians, and in Spanish(with the gennders in the language) a woman who is a Mixtec indian would be known as a Mixteca. a man would be Mixteco

Most are alcoholics, missing teeth, and/or borderline retarded thanks to the inbreeding.

I would love to fill their wombs with my gringo seed, if you know what I mean.

no m8 im pretty sure its because im going to race mix with them

All the ones around me are drinking Listerine :(

Google search the image yourself

Pictured is a mestiza, you're wasting your time if you think there's a lot of genetically pure Amerindians left in Mexico, after 5 fucking centuries even the most isolated groups consider European traditions (anthing from farming to religious beliefs) as ancestral to them, nevermind for all that time Spaniards/mestizos have been taking most attractive women. Going from just a vague idea on phenotype is shit since we no longer know exactly where coinidences in range of traits existed.

"The analyses show that Native Americans carry about one-third European genes and two-thirds East Asian."

sciencenordic.com/dna-links-native-americans-europeans

It's near fucking imposible to post attractive Amerindian women without someone nitpicking over whether there might be any hint of European there, post any ugly girl and despite sometimes obvious European traits no one has a problem calling her an india.

Seriously dude, you can't tell ancestry from just looks

Aztecs with curly hair and flat noses? Pictured is what an Aztec looks like

that's cause you're only exposed to the ones in the city.
>inbreeding
dude, where the hell did you get that from?

>winnipeg
even the natives from outside of winnipeg hate the natives from winnipeg who does shit like that guy.