Tfw women who are way fatter than me aren't even interested in me

>tfw women who are way fatter than me aren't even interested in me
What do I do?

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Oh boy this thread again.

>people will tell you to lose weight and you'll tell them you can't until mods wake up and delet

you are not funny anymore, la

Get fatter.

Women hate being with a man who is smaller than them.

I don't know how to lose weight, please help!

OP, don't listen to this user. Its obvious they're not interested because you are too small.
They want a man bigger than them to make them feel safe. Start eating more food. Gain at least 10kgs of more fat for better chances with the ladies.

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Is this for real? Also I've already gained like 6kg since I made my first mudcake thread

Just continue your life. Who would want a fat bitch anyway?

you don't eat as much
you'll have to be hungry a lot before you can lose enough fat for it to be noticeable
there's no shortcut

At one point in being fat shouldn't you just give up on this?

I mean, if I was your weight I would enjoy the most I could, I would eat the most sweets and candies and fast food and other tasty shit I could, I would be fucked up anyway

Understand, life's about trade, you can't have everything

At least enjoy these pleasures, because you can

we normies can only eat this shit once every 3 weeks

i'm pretty sure that's what's been happening so far as well

But I want a gf

>you don't eat as much
Eat much of what? I don't get it.

I'll never give up

>Eat much of what? I don't get it.
you don't eat as much of everything

How much of everything should I stop eating? Give me specifics

pay whores until your significant other reveals herself user

Never give up on what? You gave it up, if you didn't, you wouldn't still be doing what you do anyway you will never have a gf, that's a fact right here, what I'm saying is why don't you take the best out of your situation though? Instead of feeling bad for eating just rejoice it because you're too far gone anyway, it's like living in a shithole like china but at least having the pleasure to eat tasty chinese food

Just fucking do it, I'd say I'm kinda jealous of you 2bh, every fucking day I miss sweets, I miss putting chocolate in my milk, miss eating ice cream, miss going to a fast food, miss drinking coke

Literally just go for a run

I WILL NEVER GIVE UP

>run

So jabba the hurt here can break his ankles??
OP, you need to gain more weight! Its the only option.

How much do you weigh?

Also, while looks do come into play in relationships, personality is still more important. Be more confident in yourself.

I weight 114kg and I'm 184cm tall

Intermittent fasting you faggot. Pick an interval of 4 hours during the day when you eat, don't eat for the rest of 20 hours, only water!

And of course some exercises!

That isn't even bad.

Bro that's not bad at all. You could loose weight and not have to deal with any loose skin

Your picture made me think you were going to have problems, but you're completely fine. Now quit bitching and work for what you want.

>implying I can go 20 minutes without food

Yes it is

post pictures faggot

I fucking love making these threads.

losing weight is impossible, don't bother

we didn't have any discipline in our whole life, why would we have it now

pro-tip: we know

Kys then!

Fine, I'll do it. But is there anyway I can lose weight while eating junk food and not exercising?

That's not even me!!

Yes. The human body burns calories daily just by being alive, all you have to do is eat less than that amount, and you'll start losing weight.

This

Just give up on your life

Depends he can be a bear or a big lard

But keeping a pen and paper and writing down everything I eat is so boring and time consuming

not your life, just losing weight lol

>us standards

114kg is a lot considering his muscles have withered from inactivity so its only fat

Losing weight is one of the easiest things you can do in life

There's nothing simpler than NOT doing something (eating)

Get the app MyFitnessPal and type it in. It has the calories from whatever you eat, and even recommends how much you should eat in a day. Very simple

I know its still overweight, but I was thinking the dude was around 400lbs because of the pictures he was using. Some people don't want to lose weight after a certain point because they dont want to deal with loose skin, something that most cant prevent and takes a lot of money and time to remove.

no, it's not this simple

not going to fall for your bait though, my last reply

>It's not as simple as eating less calories than you burn

Ok stay fat

He's right, that's as simple as it is. Calories in, calories out.

Its pretty much like a money budget. Spend more than you have, and you're going to be in debt.

Are you the cake guy? I'm the guizin239. Can we keep in contact?

Yeah, calories in and out is simple, now "JUST EAT LESS, BRAH" isn't i'm talking about doing it not the laws of thermodynamics law

Eating feels good, tho.
Just like drinking or smoking or whatever.
Stop doing something you like isn't easy, even if it is for your health.

If you aren't willing to do something simple, you don't really want it. If you honestly think there's some mental problem stopping you, then you're wrong. Its just you making excuses.

I want to do it but it's hard, is it that hard to conceive?

like the guy above said, it's like saying to a smoker JUST STOP SMOKING, BRAH!

things aren't that simple or binary like you want to believe

You just have to decide if eating junkfood feels better than looking good, feeling good and having good health.

Sleeping and playing videogames all day instead of working feels good too but I don't want the negative consequences of being homeless.

>Get the app MyFitnessPal
I did that and planned out my meals for tomorrow, are you actually telling me if I eat this much I will lose weight? Sounds like bullshit.

Cigarettes have physically addictive chemicals.

That's not comparable in any way to food.
>I want to do it
If you wanted to do it you would do it.

Either accept that you're choosing to be fat or stop scarfing down Twinkies

>looking good, feeling good and having good health.
I'm sure it is. If I wasn't a fat, greedy hog, I'd be decent looking and have a hot bf.
But dude, it takes too long to lose weight, and there are so many temptarions.
Have you never had something like this happen to you? Be tempted to do something that is bad?

>Sleeping and playing videogames all day instead of working feels good too but I don't want the negative consequences of being homeless.
Have you forgotten that this is Sup Forums?
That's the case for most people here.

It isn't. There are several calorie calculators out there for you to use.
Also, let me ask again:
Are you the cake guy?

>Are you the cake guy?
Yes

Don't you see that calling yourself a "fat greedy hog" is what is causing this?

You're telling yourself you can't do it, so in turn you don't do it because you live up to the expectations of a "fat hog".

>It takes too long to lose weight
No it doesn't. It takes the exact same time.

>Be tempted to do something that is bad?
No not really. I weighed the pros and cons and I think eating a little less cheetos is worth looking like a human.

you've only got one life, living it hating how you look isn't fun

Yes, you will lose weight eating only that much each day. When setting it up, it should have shown you how much weight you would lose each week at that rate. You have to be honest with yourself though, you're only cheating yourself.

You would be allowed to eat a bit more if you did any exercise, but it isn't necessary.

I know what you're saying, but it IS that simple. Start slow if you have to, but fucking start at least. Start by eating 200 calories less a week, then another 100 less, and so on. Get used to it, but you need to make an effort.

>Stay fat and miserable
or
>Put in a little effort and live a happier life

Its clear what you're choosing, and its because you find it easier. Your choice.

Well, why are you always changing your weight? you were like 140kg, 193cm, 28 yo.
now you are 19yo, 114kg, 185cm.
Also, I would like to keep contact with you pls

>You're telling yourself you can't do it
No, I'm doing it. I'm trying. I'm always trying.
But ffs, it's hard.

>No it doesn't. It takes the exact same time.
It will take over a year for me to get to a decent weight. And I'll probably be a skin monster.

>No not really.
Then you don't know what temptation is, so why comment?

Everyone experiences it but some people have enough willpower to not be carbcucks.

>Trying
you can 'try', it's literally doing it or not doing it. A or B

Yeah I know it's my choice the same way it was yours to give up life studying to get into harvard but you didn't, know what I'm saying?

in the end things aren't that simple as much as you want to believe, but anyway we're not gonna change each other's opinions anyway

>willpower to not be carbcucks.
I'm trying the keto diet.
I really am. It fucking sucks, I can't cook for shit or eat anything tasty. I have to survive on fucking canned sardines, I hate that shit.

>you can 'try', it's literally doing it or not doing it. A or B
i follow the diet for a bit, and then i just lose it and start eating again
the fucking cookies, man. the bread. the milk
reeeee its so hard

lets please keep in contact

>Well, why are you always changing your weight?
What? I told you the fact that I wasn't actually 28, I'm 19. Also I was just memeing to look make myself look fatter than I am, also I never claimed to be 193cm

Just don't eat too much fatto. Drink a glass of water before each meal. Go outside and walk, eat healthier. When you are able to walk and function as a normal person, jump the rope each day for 20 mins.

Just give up, dude.
If you lose weight, you're going to be a skin monster like pic related.
Just keep eating and find a girl that likes fat guys.
And ffs, let's be friends please.

You said you were like 193 or 194.
Also, look at this dude.

>If you lose weight, you're going to be a skin monster like pic related.
Then I'm going to have surgery faggot, I'm gonna lose 4kg before new years. I promise. I just stepped on the scale and I'm 116kg. It's gonna be 112 before the end of the year.

even after surgery it doesnt look right.

I'm this fat, please rate.

He looks way better even with loose skin


Also that only happens if you're like 400lbs

Wtf, i love Brazil even more now

>You said you were like 193 or 194.
Must have accidentally typed and 9 instead of 8. Also I recognize the guy in your pic, he looks so much better after he lost his weight

I know.
I'm just being mean with the finn because he's also mean with me.
He's always lying. I bet he's not even fat.

Make a youtube channel and show your progress

love you too, guatemala, even tho i dont know where u are on a map

Woah :3 it's right under México bro :DDDDDD

>Make a youtube channel
No, but I can take pics faggot

extra skin will recede over time I think otherwise surgery.

cut calories but maintain normal protein otherwise your body retains water thus making it seem your not losing fat. and remember you burn calories by just being alive, but exercise accelerates it.

Oh yeah great idea, and you can make a presentation of them and upload it to you tube ,';^)

tee hee, thanks

okay, take pics and show us.
also, what about the pic you posted showing 146kg on the balance?

>faggot
stop this bullying right now and add me on social media.

he still looks infinitely better than as a fat slob

But it doesn't look right.
Why is the skin like that? Holy shit.

also if you exercise do it in the morning after you wake up because after being asleep for 8 hours your body is forced to burn fat researves. Don't eat breakfast first just water maybe juice.

he looks like he has aids, really unhealthy, every ex-fat is like that

It fucking sucks.
Why did I have to become fat in the first place?
Reee!

i didnt say he looks like a skinny person with no weight loss history, i said he looks better than before and also better than most of the population. stop deluding yourself fatty, there's no excuse

>there's no excuse
Of course there is.
Check out this video:
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Holy shit, my dude.
Hawt.

that is a really small penis, you should still lose weight though

I'm smaller.
Only 5 inch ~ 13cm

are you sure?
maybe it looks smaller because he is fat but i doubt that he is over 5 inches.

are you implying i'm him? only wish

>can keep cock full hard
>have sex without a condom
>probably isn't a hooker

>tfw my dick is currently 14cm
>tfw it would become 18cm if I lost all the weight because no fat would be blocking it

meh, i don't know.

i'd be 14cm if i lost the fat

please kill me now!

also, when are you going to add me on social media? i already told you that the milo post was just shitposting.
let's lose weight together.

are you trying to doxx him? rofl

i just want to be friends, really.
i was on the first post he made about the mudcake
i really connected to him and i thought he would make a good friend

Fuck off, I'll never be friends with shitskins

Get guap smoke drugs

just measured again and I'm barely getting 12cm

KILL ME NOW

why not?
I'm not even that brown! thats me

what if he's south brazilian?

They're not interested in dating a spitting image of their own insecurities.

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>This Brazilian

just kys lmfao