Eternal /trb/

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Obligatory /trb/ related links:
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Macca's official /trb/ database:
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2016: pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap

youtube.com/watch?v=oKsxPW6i3pM

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2016 coming home edition

Brendan Rodgers once described Joe Allen's footballing ability as "frightening".

How would you describe your favourite regen's ability?

>decide to loan out my promising Ghanaian defender
>"ok lad loaning you out to get some play time you won't get in this bug-ridden shit of a country"
>"I love the club by I understand"
fucking black bandwagoners

3 silver stars

>its a world cup winner gets the balloon episode

50 hours in ms paint

4 people now
come join us

the Big Guys derby looks tasty

I'm in, yo

by the way, once everyone is signed up the draft will be tomorrow and if you don't make if you get an auto drafted team of highly picked players so you still have a fair chance

This.

We'll have the draft tomorrow night at either 10 pm or 11 pm brit time. I guess you guys know how a draft works: Each of us gets to pick a player, one after another, until we all have a full squad. If you're there when the draft happens, you'll be able to choose the player you pick - if you don't then you'll just get the next player in line that is assigned to you (and it is set up in a way that you always get the most highly regarded player that is still undrafted). So really, you dont have to be there to have a competitive team, but of course everyone disagrees with the ranking of the players so it might happen that you'd prefer players that are not as high on the list.

>About 500 tickets for Euro 2016 matches have not been delivered to England fans because the Football Association failed to apply the right postage.
They didn't put enough postage on Drinkwater either so he didn't get delivered to France

Ok lads there was a mistake in the draft time in that league so actually please use this one instead

euros.draftfantasyfootball.co.uk/league/joining/2NMKuAuhkcb7n5mHY

(it was set to do the draw in 3 days and not tomorrow)

THIS IS THE /TRB/ DRAFT LEAGUE THAT MATTERS JOIN THIS ONE AND HAVE DANK MEMES

also the password is mikejacobson

>ireland ever not fucking something up

z e r o
p o i n t s

1 point

poortugay, thats the wrong league

>more tornadoes
>confirmed sighting a few streets away from me
>need to win by 2 goals to win the sao paulo state championship

>Lads I had to reload, tornado took out my PC
Well its original, I'll give you that

Back up to 6 players. Still room for 10 more

fucking murderballfuckers won from a corner, so fucking pissed

this is good

>TyC Sports bringing the banter yet again

youtube.com/watch?v=9McETg35S10

>11 fouls
>5 yellow cards

Pretty sure you played murderball too.

jesus christ Rppmey

>JUST FUCK MY SELF-ESTEEM UP SENPAI

Got fired from Augsburg, rip to my future GOATS due to my shit tictacs
At least I have this blog

>leaving your goats for dead will gallivanting to another club
shameful display

Im honestly so bad at this >game, I don't know why I try tbqhwy family

Pass Into Space
yay or nay?

>tfw your 18-year old academy CB scores a hat-trick half an hour into his debut.

[insert weather-related pun here]

Are your players unreasonably fast?
If so, yay. Also yea.

no

>you now remember Malky Mackay

yay

>you are now imaging the real world hype this would generate

You'd never be able to open the sports section the amount of jizz that would be on the back pages

I remember when he was a highly spoken of up and coming manager. Same as Lambert, and Steve Coyle. Seems to happen to a lot of Scottish managers.

Only if you like your defenders hoofing it long and losing possession every time

*Owen Coyle
Don't know why the hell I said Steve. Must be thinking of Steve Clarke.

Im terrible at developing young talent. Can anyone give me some basic tips please?

Make them run.
Hills everyday.

At least that's youth development os here.

Play them in your first team even when they aren't ready for it and keep on doing that until they are ready for it

>near-post exploit
Impressive stuff, Phil.

fucking hell, Mike

Do you hire your old players as staff even if they have shite stats? I have 3 choices for my assistant manager, a club legend with bad stats, a loyal player with decent stats and Yohan Kebab with great stats

>Owen Coyle is back in the Championship
Should be fun

Never heard of it. I just stuck him in for my usual guy because it was a cup game.

>Never heard of it
You almost got me.

just woke up from my siesta lads

i do for a while, sometimes keep them if i have the space and an adequate coach who can cover up their shortcomings.

Have the best coaches and facilities
If you loan them out, make sure it'll be to teams where they'll play, but it won't be too low a level and give them 3 months tops so you can see how they're doing. If they're away for a season not playing, or playing shit, you've just ruined a prospect

I had a kid in my yoof team I bought from Brazil as he looked promising but looked like he would take a while to develop, so I kind of just ignored. Then one day when I was renewing contracts I looked at him and he'd turned into a GOAT completed under the radar.

tl;dr: get the best coaches and the game will do the rest

>44 year old, kind of mediocre goalkeeper announces retirement
>sign him as a U20 GK coach
>GK: 20
>5 stars

Everything went better than expected.

m8 you're just jealous that you can't say that you've had an academy CB score a hat-trick inside half an hour on his debut

>players as staff even if they have shite stats?

I'll hire them as a coach or scout at most. I like to rotate assistant managers so I never really keep a single one for more than 3 years

Hard to be jealous of a midget 2bh

Just wanted to remind you guys that we will hold the draft tomorrow between 10 pm and 11 pm bong time.

If you can't make it, you can set up a auto pick order (which takes an autistic amount of work, so I'd just only make some minor changes to the usual auto pick list if I were you).

I'll remind you in the thread before actually holding the draft tomorrow.

I can't believe this meme is still going

>meme

it's the truth, Phil. don't you worry now.

Unlike you, it's a meme that just keeps growing

memes are bad

>meme
[citation needed]

M

So is coming on here when you're only 15

who'd like a nice little stream now :^)

Everybody knows it's a force joke started by Grenny.

Nah, he just opened us to the truth.

grenny doesnt "exist"

Has he finally killed himself?

legal good and proper

euros.draftfantasyfootball.co.uk/league/joining/2NMKuAuhkcb7n5mHY

Reminder to join the /trb/ fantasy euro 2016 draft. The draft itself is in just under 24 hours. Sign up now so you can play.

Pass is mikejacobson

Having one of those seasons where we're winning the league at a canter but my team isn't performing particularly well and it isn't satisfying in the slightest.

Future GOATs from my academy are the only reason I haven't resigned and started again in an obscure country.

>I don't want my strikers to score in a 1v1 against the keeper

how many people are in it? is it just the tripfags or actually a decently sized group?

10 people out of 16. 3 of them are trips from what i see.

Time to start my run to the Europa League final only to lose to Sevilla.

how do you start with a tiny club? I cant sign a soul and my team is shite.

do what i did and lose a lot in the first 10 years or so

then keep losing and eventually get to the premier league!

just like win games

how do this

Loans.

you accidentally sign two faceinthegame players and have them carry you for 6 years.

but this is a good idea too

>all these goddamn English clubs
Fucking hell, SI.

>

RARE FLAG

I don't know if that's as rare as you think it is in Binland :DDD

RIP Bolivia

Less rare. Still rare.

>tfw midfielder is "past his prime " and all of his stats are declining quickly.
>Already down to one gold star and no signs of slowing.
>assistant says he has been loyal to the club and we should let him see out his contract.
>19 months left on his contract
>He was a good lad
>What do

>Not winning their home games
Miles pls

>tfw wheeling and dealing on deadline day

fucks sake 2bh

>Jääger

Keep him until he retires and become a staff.

>Chelsea 6 - 0 Barcelona
?????
in what universe?

>Leicester winning the EPL
>Brazil losing 7-1 at home in a WC semi
in what universe?

>Leicester winning the EPL
because all of the 'decent' team shit the bed

>Brazil losing 7-1 at home in a WC semi
pretty easy to see that neymar literally had the team on his back going forward and they were shit in defense

Hello and welcome to FM. Please enjoy your stay.

Maybe Barca shit the bed and had a ton of injuries

>Molde put in a massive bid for my young, star centre back on deadline day
>board accepts
>panic stations, look for new centre backs, make offers for some shitters
>deal falls through, they don't agree on a salary

thank you based Hilmarsen

>they don't agree on a salary
Hope you're looking forward to his next contract negotiation

kek

he's only on £1.3k/w and most Molde players are in the range of 4-8k

he's on a 4 year deal atm so hopefully his agent isn't the kind of asshole who wants an improved deal

Stop buying my full backs Bayern