Now that the dust has settled

Can someone explain why the fuck his face is orange?

It's for safety purposes.

REAL ANSWER

fake tan, BUT TAN SPRAY DOESNT MAKE YOU TAN.

Mixture of bronzer and make up, I think in his head he was going for an effect like pictured

He would probably wind up mega sunburnt without it. Guy probably spends his time outside in direct sunlight more than the average gramps.

He got skin like Russian dressing
From too much Russian investing.

he sprays orange tan on his face because without it he'd look like david rockefeller or gary oldman's dracula and that'd affect his public image, or I assume that.

He was injected with Sweet Potato DNA when he was an embryo.

Because orange you glad he's President?

because he's preparing for winter

because Donald Trump is a plant

get it

a plant

TIL

trump wants to be a bad hombre

He really loves pic related

who cares

He's going to make America great again.

grab her by the megapussi

do you think his ass cheeks are orange too? i've been thinking about tapping that potu ass so much lately

He won't make America look dignified tho

We all know the real answer

To make himself look youthful.

Trump is 70 years old, and will be the oldest President ever elected.

This is a pic of the average 70 year old man. I bet he looks low energy without the orange cover.

For a billionaire, he seems awfully insecure about his body. I'd expect that kind of attitude from a woman.

You would be the one getting drilled though

Not my president

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Not mine either, until January 20th.

>someone actually gives the real answer

hmmm orange DILF ass, i'm sure those robust, sturdy cheeks echo POMF POMF when you tap them left and right back and forth

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You're right

well done

Anotha one

suddenly I don't want to get sum BBM ass anymore, right pic reminds me of some childhood trauma I have.

nah, that one's been circulating for a while

Would Bernie have beaten Clinton if he got Oranged?

He'd look like Soros without the makeup.

oh ok fuck you then

He's the living embodiment of Florida

kek

He looks familiar

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That's extremely fake though. Nobody gets that ghoulish and has all blood taken from their cheeks.

This is a more accurate version of what he looks like.
>color in cheeks
>relative darkness of eye rings is proportionate to skin tone

>be a multi-billionaire
>be more insecure about your body than a fucking middle-aged woman, to the point that you have to cake your face in makeup and orange tan-in-a-can

Kek

And here's what he retired to Arizona and got a natural tan. Far from the specter in the first photo.