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/hoc/

Game tonight

Good thread

This is the real thread

duck clipart or whore

i guess i pick the whore

He looks so jacked in this picture

la

>98%
What the fuck la

If you aren't cheering for the Sharks tonight you should go back to your fucking coal mine

#FreeLexplorer

This desu

Short series sucks

Duk

/cric/

hella cute

step on it

Hello friend. Watching the game in a few hours?

For me its basically Pavelski vs Bill and I'd rather Pavelski get the chip.

reasons
1. Bill fans are the biggest shitposters since Grandpa Bay
2. Bill probably doesn't care so much if he wins or not.
3. Pavelski is captain of his team, where as Crosby will get all the credit if Pitt wins.

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snipeshow98

Pierre McGuire's fantasy

Pretty smuk duk you've got there

A FUGGIN DUCK ON A LEASH, holy heck what next

Kessel posting is reddit remember that

>no pulju

>tfw going 2nd overall

Which NHL player would you be like?

Maata always looks so stunned

Thanks Reddit

Sidney Crosby because I'm the best

Erik Karlsson but the personality of someone that's intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor

mathhews has a shitty posture

He's just drunk 2bh fåmålåm

>ywn cum on beth lily's tits and have her lap and lick the cum up and spit it back into your mouth

And you have a vagina

shoulder and neck injuries incoming

How old are them

I dropped her after I learned she's a Britbong

L-R: 16, 22, 18, 34

Sebastian Aho because my physical stats are exactly the same, I'm pretty smart like him, more on the reserved side but have some humoristic qualities and his style of play is the kind I like the most.

Matt Tkachuk looks and sounds like Patty Kane

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Sorry I played along

thats because Pat is his real dad.

Alexander Semin because I'm big, skilled, and elite

>Parise and Ryan Suter have bad contracts

anyone have funny hoc cartoons

Kane because I beat a rape charge last summer

How has /hoc/ managed to save itself from tripcuck cancer that plagues other threads?

Go to /NFL/ and see all those faggots. Then compare it to here.
What went right?

t. forever delusional Pedesotan

Bill because I'm an elite American

We bullied most of them off, only Kippers is pathetic and lonely enough to stick around

Joey Kocur

Sharks '''''''fans'''''''' will all be deported next year

most popular sport in the USA compared to niche sport only popular in Canada, and Finland

gee, I wonder why thats different. Almost like 320 million > 40 million or something.

But /hoc/ moves faster than their threads. We have more unique posters.

There's something about hoc that keeps tripcucks at bay

/hoc/ feed kippers attention and she loves it.
She especially loves it now that shes the only tripfag and only had to show her butt one time to dominate every thread she posts in.

/hoc/ made it too easy for kippers to validate herself, but too late now. Now every time she posts in any /hoc/ related thread the thread becomes about her and "post butt" or asking her questions/opinions.

Stop mentioning them you nigger

We have plenty of tripfriends

This u simple faggots

>I've been in /hoc/ for half a year let me tell you about it

I just got back from my babbies 1.5 year checkup, bros

>head: 86 percentile
>weight: 56 percentile
>height: 5 percentile

My wonderful son has been cursed with manletitis from his mother's tainted manlet family line
I'm upset and shit. This is fucking horrible bros. 5th (fifth) percentile

haha faggot you have a manlet son

Don't worry lad

My ex wife is a shemanlet and my son was pretty small until he got to 2nd grade now he's a goaler and has a gf and I don't

What-

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Why the fuck would you even post this? What the fuck are you still doing on Sup Forums if you have kids?

haha you got a meme child. make it join the circus!

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>I have to imply a false reality to dismiss the hard truth
ok buddy

>you can't post on this image board website because you have a child

kippers listen up babe

i need your help. im a forever alone low test beta seeking attention from a female audience. i get off to feet pics here and there as it helps with my depression

plz if youre a good soul you will provide i and my hoc friends a healthy and strong confidence boost

thank you


>go shorks

yikes look at this scary monkey

Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?

Reminder that >we literally fucking run this poomunity.

kanada

Hello, I would like to live delicious, pls help

This is the worst pasta. And I don't even give a shit about Minny.

Spotted: Finn in it's natural habitat

yeah you pretty much summed it up there. >rags are also in a shit position

kys daniel

My feet are pretty nice, I'll post them if you'd like

Shoooorks

Mine aren't I've got fungus, infected nailbeds, and plantar warts. Even healthy they are narrow, veiny, hairy, and pale.

I've thought about injecting myself with reptile DNA then chopping them off and hoping new ones grow back

HEY SHARKS
2 HOURS UNTIL YOU DIE

leave the pongs to me

>mfw all the prospects talking how Joe was the most exciting to meet, then Laine says Donskoi

>all these prospects pick meeting Joe Thornton as their biggest thrill
>Laine picks Donskoi
lmao

what r u watchen

seinfeld

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Phil vessel is underrated

>dicked my tinder hookup
>arrive back to my flat and start preparing for the game that ties the series

Things are bretty gud

Finnish delusion is strong

what episode?

Post a Tinder pic of her

See

The one where the Jews are to blame

I just love this boy so much

>muh joos

The Letter

Think I've got a bit of excema on my foot lads

>The Letter
classic