Be american sports atholete

>be american sports atholete
>get shot by myself

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This isn't even the first time this has happened, Sven.

>be Swedish woman in Malmo
>go outside
>get raped 4 times before getting to work in the morning
>you're 23 minutes late
>boss fires you
>you get raped twice more as you drive to the gun store to buy a gun to kill yourself
>gun store doesn't exist because your country doesn't trust you with guns
>lie on the ground and cry
>get raped to death on the ground in front of the non-existent gun store

>This isn't even the first time this has happened
I'm not surprised. When was the last time?

>get raped 4 times before getting to work in the morning
>in the morning
>boss fires you
try to be realistic

Plaxico Burress basically did the same thing in New York. He ended up doing time for it.

lmao you go to prison for shooting yourself?

>Aqib Talib
>self-inflicted wound
Color me not surprised.

You go to prison for unlawful possession of a firearm and discharging it in public. Not to mention this was NYC where they have pretty strict gun laws.

Carrying an unlicensed gun is a felony in New York.

You go to jail for illegally owning a firearm and shooting it in a nightclub full of a hundred people

>What are you in for dude?
>I-I shot some guy

It's a felony almost everywhere.

i see

kek

Aqib is a Mach 4 Nigger

I kek'd, Portugal.

I worked with a guy who shot himself in the leg with a handgun.

We called him "Aquaman" because his daughter accidently drowned while he was busy fucking the pool boy.

>We called him "Aquaman" because his daughter accidently drowned while he was busy fucking the pool boy.

WEW

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Very realistic America-bro