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victorian edition

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where is my mind

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>when a german makes a thread

he's Jewish

I pull the strings in this general.

Everything you see here is an illusion carefully crafted by me to fuck with you pathetic little roaches.

You are all pawns in my game.

good thread
real /brit/

danke woazn
danke

>I pull the strings in this general.
>Everything you see here is an illusion carefully crafted by me to fuck with you pathetic little roaches.
>You are all pawns in my game.

Hungover tbqh lads

There is already one :

>making a new thread when one is already up

never understood the appeal of doing this, why destroy any semblance of >discussion with sort of autistic childishness??

would rather stay in this thread Tbh

Jerry can suck a fart out of my arse

ignore the germanic posters at all cost

>hijak posting in proto-2017

there is nothing wrong with being muslim

ahhh yes the so called 2017

took a massive shit that made my arse frills bleed

why would my body create something that clearly doesn't fit :(

agreed

Do NOT like Tim Farron one bit

*Removes cloak*

Trying to rep brit on type racer but can't get above seventh today.

Failing in my duty as the phantom typer desu

Would China be as developed as Taiwan if the communists never took hold?

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What do you mean?

no.

top 6 are ex-runescapers

you won't beat them

Based janitor removed the german /brit/.
Thank you based warden.

GOTT STRAFE DEUTSCHLAND

why would you put your name as pepe and not phantom typer you scumbag

>germany

during the chinese civil war, the nationalist leader fled to taiwan and ruled the country, whilst the communists won in mainland china

nowadays taiwan is a developed 1st world country and china is a mess

>Janny binned off the Kraut thread


creasing, bet Hanz has blown a gasket

bash the fash lads

Unironically not sure how I'm supposed to get past second desu, now way can I make it over 190

not real communism

>Germans think they can beat up

We'll dooping do them

based Janny

thank you

I mean, Taiwan is nice, but there are placesn China that are just as developed as Taiwan

wasn't me

VERY good thinking lad

>true free market capitalism has never been truly tried

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF BRIT/POL/.

no i know that.

but the KMT's grip on mainland china was firstly heavily compromised by warlord and rivalling factions which meant that centralised governance was more difficult and instability would be rife.

Secondly China isa far more heterogenous place to hve to develop, by contrast taiwan could take advantage of specialising in niche-areas, something the entirey of china cannot do.

Supposed to snow soon lads

Have a happy christmas xox

Nana xx

I played grindscape for years and all I can type is quickly is gf and safing fgt

what is craven doing now?

Wasn't this an Irish meme?

Their memes are ours.

Craven literally just worked as a tour guide in that house, he didn't own it, don't know how you lot can't see this

that's why he never posts here any more, he's moved on to another job

russia was really comfy before communism, a bit poor but very comfy

pretending to be ribena

haven't dalziel'd a new tune since the 20 november

Cut that bitch out my life. Feels good.

I feel way more energized and happy now.


Man, didn't know cutting people from your life could feel so good.

wonder what fat cam is doing

>sainsbury's finally enabled contactless payments

about fucking time

what can i get a bunch of nerds for christmas?

just realised there were no cars in the victorian era

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contactless is absolutely pointless

saves zero time at the checkout and takes longer in processing in the days after

you are wrong

>have good relationship of two years with a lovely girl
>get dubious advice from the virgins on /brit/
>unironically act on it

melt

ah yes putting a card in the machine, typing 4 numbers and waiting for it to process takes the same time as tapping it against the machine

>cash
ah yes let me fumble around with my cash and receipt for half an hour, whilst dropping everything I'm holding in the process, in front of 50 people all waiting for you to hurry up

wait has advent started? don't even have a calendat

okay it's slightly quicker at the till but it still takes longer for the bank to process because there's no pin security mechanism

who fucking cares

do you work in a bank?

denial is the first stage of grief

why do you care so much about banks? Let them do their job

>have a non-povvo current account
>issue solved

Making a contactless payment with my phone always makes me feel like a futuristic space man :3

i want my statements to be up to date

>the buses in his area don't accept contactless phone payments

imagine not living in london

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ever smelled a girls bumhole? smells a bit like poo

>those big smelly posts australians make in the morning

I don't get contactless

pubs/shops no longer care about fraud because it's the banks' problems or what?

faster transactions are just a faster way to overspending especially if you are only seeing an old balance on your account
>trusting banks and merchant schemes
goyim

Is Peterborough in the south

having a cry

>contactless
more bonuses for the bankers and the 1%, well done fags

nancy boy

buying all my xmas presents on thinkgeek this year

MOT - independent or Halfords?

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interesting. in London, historic buildings are rarely demolished, and if its essential, they keep the front facade

noticed that elsewhere in the UK, they freely destroy historic buildings at will

>make a contactless payment
>terminal crashes and payment doesn't process
>you're already out of the door

business idea: contactless vaginas

used it yesterday and didn't get a 'cracker' or a 'coin' wtf

>office job
>play games with workmates on the weekend sometimes
>one of them is buds with the boss
>boss says to me one day "user, you're so assertive when playing games from what I hear, why can't you exhibit that in the workplace?"

More like
>go out of my way for this girl ive barely seen in person a couple times
>she didn't want to make the extra effort
>sent her flowers for V day, she didn't get me shit
>her excuse why she couldnt come see me was because she's afraid of intimacy

Lol?

Ive tested this dumb bitch so many times, but the gullible fuck in me is too nice when it comes to people + i was blinded by what i assumed was "love"

I don't care what anyone says anymore. Actions speak way louder.

It's a fair point

why did you send her flowers in the first place you dimwit?

you just sound like an entitled redditor

christ

same just opened the app and got something pop up about it though

eating porridge with some extra fibres to get the brown gold going

>play games with workmates

gay cunt

having a shave with my Schick Hydro® 5 Razor - The closest smoothest shave.

>extra fibres
innocent smoothie?

wtf i love consumerism now!

they don't. but i wish they did sometimes

preserving the front of older buildings is meant to keep the new one in keeping with the older environment but they still do it even when the wider environment has modernised lol