>tfw you live in the best country in the world that doesn't cheat with oil shekels >tfw male average height is the tallest in your country >tfw weed is legal >tfw euthanasia is legal
It's feels good to be the Master Race since only few of us get to know this feel.
>be Dutch >step outside your terraced house >look at the other hundred terraced houses down the street >go to work >drive on a flat motorway for thirty minutes >park car >go to workplace >it's flooded >straddle along the submerged floor >get stabbed by a Moroccan ah yes, The Netherlands, truly the greatest nation in the world
Gavin Nguyen
>> male average height is the tallest in your country Bosnia and Montenegro are ahead of you.
Adrian Carter
I'm sure they are
Carson Foster
If this isn't a bot, you're extremely pathetic
Brandon Campbell
Shut up Achmed
Noah Bell
All of that might happen in the Netherlands except >it's flooded
The dutch have defeated the sea. I have seen it with mine own eyes.
Samuel Taylor
>All of that might happen in the Netherlands except
Says fucking Sweden
Camden Rivera
>Royal Dutch Shell
Lucas Bennett
Google Vitol for shits and giggles.
John Parker
less significant than statoil
Anthony Campbell
Well I mean I might technically get stabbed by a moroccan too, not that it's very likely. It's a wonder people don't mock you dutch more considering how touchy you seem to be.
Carson Robinson
You grow all because of your low testosterone. Testosterone fuses growth plates. Testosterone is actually being administered to Dutch kids to get them to stop growing so much.
Michael Perez
Why don't you take advantage of that legal euthanasia, then?
Ryder Hill
Excess testosterone gets converted to estrogen, which is what actually fuses growth plates. Since we get lots of xenoestrogen from the environment some guys develop mantits and high pitched voice from it.
Colton Anderson
Greece is better than holland.
Cameron Lewis
Your low Turkish iq is showing.
Hunter Moore
Greeks have small cocks. Smallest in all of Europe.
Easton Jackson
how do you know? have you sucked some?
Colton Russell
t. small dick expert
Alexander Perez
Your American education is showing
Anthony Baker
>weed and euthanasia is a good thing
i hope global warming is real so your degenerate coutry drowns forever :)
Asher Hernandez
>You grow all because of your low testosterone [citation needed]
>Testosterone is actually being administered to Dutch kids to get them to stop growing so much [citation needed]
Robert Cruz
>implying it isn't
kys
Julian Martin
>implying it is LOL LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA
stay unwoke
Hunter Harris
It absolutely is. People have the right to a dignified end when dealing with unamenable physical or psychological suffering that causes constant agony and renders your life a complete hell 24/7.
Take this girl locked up 10 years straight in Norshit for suffering from severe treatment-resistant depression and attempting suicide multiple times: vg.no/spesial/2016/lenket/
Netherlands is far more humane and dignified than you.
Dylan Perry
thought you were talking about global warming (which isn't real)
also i've seen you before autist, you shat up /norgetråden/ with this, nobody cares, depression isn't even a real illness
Dylan Jackson
>tfw male average height is the tallest in your country >tfw weed is legal >tfw euthanasia is legal Yes because I really care if my fellow citizens are manlets, if lazy bums can smoke pot and retards can kill themselves. Certainly something to be proud of and happy for
Sebastian Sanchez
lmao get bent norshit
Eli Hill
go kill yourself already mentally ill whiteknight :)
Carter Powell
male average height is tallest in the dinaric alps actually, same for females. nation wise you're right, you're the tallest, but i still wanted to clarify hehe..
Noah Nguyen
>his country got exposed as the shit it is
netherlands > norshit
Levi Jenkins
>mentally ill person being mistreated = whole country is shit what did he mean by this and why do you care so much about this specific case
Isaiah Rodriguez
>that doesn't cheat with oil shekels
Ian Phillips
We are with 17 million people. Only like 2 people live in the dynamic alps.
We can also pick regions with taller people.
Nicholas Reed
>doesn't cheat with oil shekels
Nicholas Johnson
>ITALY
Zachary Hernandez
long life to this hero !!
Mohammed Bouyeri
Joshua Lewis
This desu
Anthony Gomez
Personally I'm glad I left the Netherlands. Way too busy there. It's like a bunch of fucking ants crawling around. Also in general boring folk.
Liam Howard
>It's like a bunch of fucking ants crawling around
thats china
Nolan Jackson
underrated
Lincoln Nelson
Why were you here in the first place?
Xavier Brown
>this dickwaving thread again
Jordan Hughes
Enjoy it while you can. The upcoming People's Free Pirate Republic of Iceland will be much freer .
Ayden Phillips
what did he mean by this?
Jason Hernandez
Well we don't have a lot of oil under us. Shell pumps up oil in the middle east and asia. A Finnish company could do that as well
Kayden Watson
3.2 times the revenue of Statoil last year. Netherlands have 3.2 times the population.
Luis Gray
It's a private company. The profits don't go to the state as in Norway
Hudson Nguyen
...
Nathaniel Murphy
What's your point? Netherlands exported refined petroleum, petroleum gas and crude oil worth $107.3 in 2014, Norway $95.3.