Tfw you live in the best country in the world that doesn't cheat with oil shekels

>tfw you live in the best country in the world that doesn't cheat with oil shekels
>tfw male average height is the tallest in your country
>tfw weed is legal
>tfw euthanasia is legal

It's feels good to be the Master Race since only few of us get to know this feel.

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>there will NEVER be a civil war in your country

Boring.

>be Dutch
>step outside your terraced house
>look at the other hundred terraced houses down the street
>go to work
>drive on a flat motorway for thirty minutes
>park car
>go to workplace
>it's flooded
>straddle along the submerged floor
>get stabbed by a Moroccan
ah yes, The Netherlands, truly the greatest nation in the world

>> male average height is the tallest in your country
Bosnia and Montenegro are ahead of you.

I'm sure they are

If this isn't a bot, you're extremely pathetic

Shut up Achmed

All of that might happen in the Netherlands except >it's flooded

The dutch have defeated the sea. I have seen it with mine own eyes.

>All of that might happen in the Netherlands except

Says fucking Sweden

>Royal Dutch Shell

Google Vitol for shits and giggles.

less significant than statoil

Well I mean I might technically get stabbed by a moroccan too, not that it's very likely. It's a wonder people don't mock you dutch more considering how touchy you seem to be.

You grow all because of your low testosterone. Testosterone fuses growth plates. Testosterone is actually being administered to Dutch kids to get them to stop growing so much.

Why don't you take advantage of that legal euthanasia, then?

Excess testosterone gets converted to estrogen, which is what actually fuses growth plates. Since we get lots of xenoestrogen from the environment some guys develop mantits and high pitched voice from it.

Greece is better than holland.

Your low Turkish iq is showing.

Greeks have small cocks. Smallest in all of Europe.

how do you know?
have you sucked some?

t. small dick expert

Your American education is showing

>weed and euthanasia is a good thing

i hope global warming is real so your degenerate coutry drowns forever :)

>You grow all because of your low testosterone
[citation needed]

>Testosterone is actually being administered to Dutch kids to get them to stop growing so much
[citation needed]

>implying it isn't

kys

>implying it is
LOL
LMFAO
HAHAHAHAHA

stay unwoke

It absolutely is. People have the right to a dignified end when dealing with unamenable physical or psychological suffering that causes constant agony and renders your life a complete hell 24/7.

Take this girl locked up 10 years straight in Norshit for suffering from severe treatment-resistant depression and attempting suicide multiple times: vg.no/spesial/2016/lenket/

Netherlands is far more humane and dignified than you.

thought you were talking about global warming (which isn't real)

also i've seen you before autist, you shat up /norgetråden/ with this, nobody cares, depression isn't even a real illness

>tfw male average height is the tallest in your country
>tfw weed is legal
>tfw euthanasia is legal
Yes because I really care if my fellow citizens are manlets, if lazy bums can smoke pot and retards can kill themselves. Certainly something to be proud of and happy for

lmao get bent norshit

go kill yourself already mentally ill whiteknight :)

male average height is tallest in the dinaric alps actually, same for females. nation wise you're right, you're the tallest, but i still wanted to clarify hehe..

>his country got exposed as the shit it is

netherlands > norshit

>mentally ill person being mistreated = whole country is shit
what did he mean by this and why do you care so much about this specific case

>that doesn't cheat with oil shekels

We are with 17 million people. Only like 2 people live in the dynamic alps.

We can also pick regions with taller people.

>doesn't cheat with oil shekels

>ITALY

long life to this hero !!

Mohammed Bouyeri

This desu

Personally I'm glad I left the Netherlands. Way too busy there. It's like a bunch of fucking ants crawling around. Also in general boring folk.

>It's like a bunch of fucking ants crawling around

thats china

underrated

Why were you here in the first place?

>this dickwaving thread again

Enjoy it while you can. The upcoming People's Free Pirate Republic of Iceland will be much freer .

what did he mean by this?

Well we don't have a lot of oil under us.
Shell pumps up oil in the middle east and asia.
A Finnish company could do that as well

3.2 times the revenue of Statoil last year.
Netherlands have 3.2 times the population.

It's a private company. The profits don't go to the state as in Norway

...

What's your point? Netherlands exported refined petroleum, petroleum gas and crude oil worth $107.3 in 2014, Norway $95.3.

atlas.media.mit.edu/en/profile/country/nld/
atlas.media.mit.edu/en/profile/country/nor/

Not our problem you decided to overpopulate instead of sharing the goods on a population of five million.

>$107.3 in 2014, Norway $95.3.
Billions that is.