If you had hacked the NFL's twitter what would you have tweeted?

If you had hacked the NFL's twitter what would you have tweeted?

>we're changing the name to handegg

>I rank obese concussion

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Slippery wet dog poop

I'm pleased to present the Washington Blackskins

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Sheryl Sandberg is a whore.

Seriously why do hackers post the lamest shit when they hack someones Twitter?

It would be easier to cause a shitstorm if it commented on something topical.

example
>So what if that track runner says he's a girl? Ridiculous. I would never let chicks with dicks in my league.

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>Tom, meet me in the bounce house

This lol

Your waifu a shit

>Tom Brady free of all charges

easter

Aaron Hernandez did nothing wrong

#MAGA

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Something that sounds like a private tweet, that way when it gets deleted and they claim it was a hack, you can say it looks like a cover-up.

"Hell no, Rex. Feet are just okay, what really gets me hard is moaning 12 year olds."

That's too stupid tho

Is this working? I've just woken up, the Yeerk parasite let go for just a moment. We're all in danger!

Tom Brady Did Nothing Wrong

handegg is not a sport

we gifted peypey the superb owl b/c he paid us more

After reviewing evidence of concussions we are suspending league activity for 1 year. See you in 2017 folks!

Is Joe Flacco elite?

>mfw, da Burrs win da Superb Owl

this is the only correct answer

only niggers and spics are dumb enough to play this sport

Where can I get the folder of question mark anime girls?

Sup Forums

>asking for requests on Sup Forums
Ha, did you think you got me? That will never work.

you dont beg for shit like a nigger just lurk and save a few reaction pics

Fpbp desu

How do you know i haven't?

We were wrong about deflategate and Tom Brady rules.

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