/heem/: dana edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Emil Weber Meek booked for UFC FN Hamburg
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/fresh-off-palhares-victory-emil-weber-meek-booked-for-ufc-fight-night-in-hamburg

>Kimbo is kill
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/bellator-heavyweight-ratings-king-kimbo-slice-dead-at-42

>Namajunas-Kowalkiewicz added to UFC 201
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/rose-namajunas-meets-undefeated-karolina-kowalkiewicz-at-ufc-201-in-atlanta

Other urls found in this thread:

sun-sentinel.com/sports/fl-kimbo-slice-update-0608-20160607-story.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

first for paddy

First for Schaub

Good OP

8. Rory MacDonald vs BJ Penn UFC Fight Night

Real new

If you care even a little about Kimbo, stop watching MMA and start watching WWE. It's clearly more in your taste

goddamn, Rory looking explosive as fuck in this fight (read: on the gas)

You were second in the old thred and you don't even have a pasta. Kill yourself. How fucking pathetic are you that you care about which thread gets used for a few hours anyways?

DA HOOLIGAN

the thread he linked is the real thread lads get in there

>Herb Dean

Come on in man
The water is fine

Real thread right here

she's terrified

WE DID IT /HEEM/

Noice

Who else listening to dudealienscast ??

she doesn't do drugs she just played volleyball as a child and also is a man

>tfw the whole Ariel Jewani debacle was just another ploy to get more attention to Bork's return

USADA calls and says theres a new roid that can only be detected by taste, and they think claudia is on it. They call you and need you to drink her piss. What do you do?

There must be something off they see in their tests if she's getting tested this much

Ignoring the blatantly overwhelmingly obviousness that she is juicing

i'm watching The Young Turks waiting for the butthurt after Bernie gets blown out in Cali

it's a ploy to set up dana vs ariel at wrestlemania

why are the brazilians so genderfluid?

and I mean that in the strictest physical sense

>fucking retardinhos, I'm off my cycle! Thank you USADA!

sheeeeeit

I live in CA and I'm not even voting cause I couldnt be bothered to fill out my mail in ballot. I've been shitposting on the internet all day. I'ma a registered republican anyway, i couldnt vote for berndog if i wanted to.

Hardy Bucks popular in Norway is it? Or is that you Eddie Durkan

>yeah let me fly all the way down to brazil only to have her piss sample "get spilled" before I get to chug it down

go back to the jungle

w-what if they make a mistake and send you Bigfoot's piss instead?

WTF i hate Poland now

gross omg

I've upped the bitrate a bit, let me know if it's too much

be careful

Should Bisping be suspended for using a homophobic insult? If the UFC truly wants to grow, they should act IMO.

I listened to the CME podcast and they brought that up. Who gives a fuck?

>Should Bisping be suspended for using a homophobic insult?
No
And people who care about that should kts desu

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Agreed. I'm confused by even legit fighters posting as if he was some major influence on the sport. He was always shit and if anything was a negative influence on the sport by reinforcing the whole bloodsport/brawling style. I mean its fine to feel bad for him/his family, but he was always one of the worst meme fighters

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>that visible micropenis

He should be stripped of the belt like Tyson Fury. Homophobia and any queerophobia in general is not tolerable in this day and age. You must be tolerable of others lifestyles.

>as if he was some major influence on the sport.
But he was
I mean, not on the "sports" side, but the media and "mainstreamization" of the sport side

Really hope the Polish Goblin kills her dead

Brock Lesnar can be a bigger draw than Conor if he signs with the UFC.

But what if that's Bisbing's lifestyle to act that way? We should tolerate him and his choice of words - he's the MW champ we all deserve

>can be

he was and still is, the numbers don't lie

according to a buddy who ran into bisping at a party in west hollywood, the count REALLY likes gay people so i don't think he should be punished for using any slurs

His son is gay, after all

ufc 200 is a pretty good card

So having black friends lets you use the "n" word?

The UFC will never be respected as a sport unless Bisping is striped of his title and banned from competing in the UFC. They need to know this is completely unacceptable.

Stop baiting, faggot.

Fuck of faggot nigger

gnight lads

Kimbo death reported in serbian daily newspapers lol..

Feel like a tough guy? You'd never speak to me like that in public.

>two weeks without internet
>suddenly bispig is the new champion
what happened?

Le Monde reported it on their website
Shit's mainstream

>legendarni
I'm guessing that means legendary? That's hilarious.

>skot koker
kek

meme sorcery

so how did kimbo die lads?

>Kimbo death

What?

i was at a lan center last month and shouted in teamspeak really loud WATCH THAT NIGGER BEHIND YOU. there were like 20 black people there and no one cared lol.

sun-sentinel.com/sports/fl-kimbo-slice-update-0608-20160607-story.html

Heart problems. Was on a transplant list.

dumb roidnigger

Did you stop streaming? Was I the only one watching? I was enjoying it

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nice edge where do u live

i'll kimbo u myself

>Kimbo Slajs

meet me at howth pier ill spinny shit your teeth down your throat

jon

Does Jon Jones get paid more than his brothers?

lmao

jon..

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Dis Bisping's win make the cover of any UK mags or papers?

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When he's active, maybe. Chandler is getting 2 mil a year for four years plus a $4.3m signing bonus. But I know fuck all about his sponsor situation. But Jones was sponsored by Nike and they actually gave him a decent push for a while.

i would like to know this too

>32 days....

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nope

Hey user, heard you were chatting shit about us.

Fuck off before I call Holly

>@enterusernamehere

Wew

heh

Kind of, it was on BBC news and Sky news, and it was trending a lot.

BECAUSE IF HIS NAME IS KEITH JOHNSON, THEN THE DEAN OF MEAN MAKES NO SENSE

those abs

fucking kek

thicc

>the numbers don't lie

well they do actually
the available ppv numbers are just Dave Smeltzer calling up his tv network buddies and asking them, they don't take internet buys into account

the UFC said196 is the biggest they've ever done, I think they know better than the WWE Observer

down with this sort of thing

Goddamn
That's a jungle goddess

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yeah the estimates are based on single sets of data estimates, smaller satellite companies, youtube, ufc.com, ufc apps, canadian and international ppvs

the list goes on and on. I wouldn't be surprised if 10% of ppv buys are on streaming services

Not really, Bisping isn't that popular outside of MMA fans