Sanchez vs Boyd
>Tigers
1. Kinsler
2. Romine
3. Cabrera
4. V. Martinez
5. J. Martinez
6. Castellanos
7. Upton
8. Saltalamacchia
9. Iglesias
>Blue Jays
1. Bautista
2. Donaldson
3. Encarnacion
4. Saunders
5. Martin
6. Smoak
7. Travis
8. Pillar
9. Barney
reminder le 1 pitch man is getting fucking shelled and his meme curveball cannot save him
>2. Romine
JUST
Why is Martin batting cleanup?
Why is Bautista leading off?
That's not the same at all, walktista gets on base
Who /tryingtostayabove.500/ here?
>these blue jays' batting averages
just start the firesale now while we can
>Back to back walks
>put martin at cleanup
>he doesnt swing at everything like a fucking idiot for once
is gibby elite?
Got em
>le cant hit breaking balls man
amazing hes not seeing literally 99% curveballs and sliders
I kind of want to be a brewers fan because I love beer, but there doesn't seem to be any association between the team and any beer breweries
Proof that sabrmetricians aren't as smart as they claim to be
Gonna be a long night with that kind of control
>completely lost control of his pitches
yup sanchize isnt making it 4 innings
Why did the Blue Jays show up tonight?
Just forfeit the series and save yourself the embarrassment lads.
I'm here to watch the asian man
>Romine batting 2nd
>Brad Autist
>It's a first pitcher to get rattled loses episode
Miguel Cabrera is an overrated piece of shit faggot.
Strikes out and grounds into double plays more than anyone else.. Hits HRs and RBIs in non-clutch scenarios exclusively
goes 1 for 3 with a walk every single night just to keep up the impression that he's a great hitter when you look at his average
shits the bed in every playoff series he's ever been in.
Fuck that fat bitch. I hope we trade him at the deadline before it's too late.
>it's touched down over the atlantic
>which part?
>ALL OF IT
jesus christ really?
So is Groins useless now?
>saundshit
why
So are junior jays Saturdays a good time to pick up chicks?
I know you should take first pitches, especially early in the game but does anyone else get rustled when guys just watch first pitch fastballs right down the middle?
Oh look the Tigers won't hit suddenly en route to another 5 game losing streak after looking pretty good again recently..
How many winning and losing streaks of 4 or more games can one team have? Tigers are already on pace for like 15 this year.
>inb4 perfect game
jays are terrible tbqhwy
Alright Toronto bros.
I gotta goto work.
Enjoy your 8-2 win. Tigers blow.
pitching duel of the century
wageslave.
>le walk man
found this on Sup Forums dont really know w hat it means though
THE MADMAN!!!
The wongs have won four stan lees since the last time a canadien nhl team has
stay fucking mad, jays are a bunch of shitters, bautista talks like a male cock gobbler
Why are you so mad?
based
>stay fucking mad
>buck trying to talk about hockey
>plebs can't into whitty bantz
>whitty
sure thing boyo
>le walk man
>Being no-hit by Boyd
fuck bantz I just want to be comfy before those shitshow divisional gamethreads
>yfw the BP blows it for Boyd
Honestly would rather Upton bat second than Romine
Just put in Shane Greene when the pitch count gets too high and ride the wave
based brad will find a way
Lately? Yeah. J-Up got his groove back.
Kek take him out now
HOLY SHIT
K E V
BASED PILLAR
...
>not shooping his name into the credits
0/10 please consider suicide
Wew
>inb4 Upton not hitting that HR is the game changer
Michigan is Canada 2.0
What's your best dad joke?
>blow jays bullpen giving up 0 runs
top kek, even osuna and biagini are shit now
BIG
PURPLE
DINO
>Debit/credit card is not read on restaurant machine
OHOHOH I GUESS IT'S FREE
...
>thinking your BP can match our BP's shittyness
top fucking lel brosef
>le strikeout man
Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?
If they had 4 they'd be chicken sedans
>Drive past a cemetery
"Man, people are just dying to get in there!"
Fuck my dad has said this
>in elevator
>delivery man holding pizza
>"is that for me?"
>Matt Boyd still in
Brad the game is still there to win
lol your dad is great
>Shane Greene warming up
I told my dad I met this kawaii Russian girl
He said "why was she in a hurry?"
GG
dp incoming
>jays
>risp
kek
>friend comes over for dinner
>asks what we're eating
>dad italian
>responds literally in italian "your mothers cunt"
>friend smiles no idea what he just said
>only me and him understand
MACHADO CHIMPOUT HABBENING
you're both faggots
>russlel
>Martin running
Takes one to know one
Wow your dads a creep.
>you're both faggots
My dad says that
...
ABSOLUTELY BASED
me in the middle
tfw Shane Greene is the new Wade Davis
it's an italian thing. they are very easily angered
for some reason he found the simple question of 'what's for dinner' offensive
kek just saw the replay
Tell them they need to go back
>every canadian commentator
>"it's early"
>"the offense will turn around soon"
>the season is almost half over
>Wade Davis
why do you have to go there? we were having such a nice chat
>mfw Sanchez about to pitch a complete game shutout on the Tigers
11 pitches an inning for Sanchize?
collapse
nice attempt on the jinx
>8/8 m8
>le 1 pitch man
patience grasshopper the collapse is coming
REEEEEEEEEEE