USA v COSTA RICA - Copa America GAMETHREAD #1

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Me and my wifes son are ready for this match!! Go USA!!

Call the game.

si no es /vela/, es maricon

U S A *clap*

Costa Rica 2 - 0 USA
Screencap this

i learned a meme today guys

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remove burger for the premises

>Not playing in Colombus, Ohio

It's like they don't want that home advantage

Nil draw that hurts both teams.

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>chimpcago
>chimpcago style """"casserole"""" 'za
when will this """"city""" finally be leveled?

BECAUSE IT WORKED SO WELL LAST TIME

Americans are too fat to play soccer.

Why are they competing in this?

we need more Germans and spics

>these kits

How do I get my chicano stepson to root for the USA?

>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP PHAM

Quién está apoyando a los ticos aquí?

>that half empty stadium

JUST

i think we've solidified with this tournament that the US won't be hosting any world cups for at least a few decades. not even africa fuck up their cup tournaments this bad.

What stadium is that?

si es chicano es maricon

Finish the other thread off first lads

>Bedoya, Bradley, Jones
kek enjoy your no goals lards

Why is the stadium so empty?

>stadium not full
just cancel this meme cup already

Cool weather game lads, this is in the USA Mens National Team, favor.

TICOS TICOS TICOS TICOS TICOS TICOS TICOS TICOS TICOS TICOS TICOS TICOS TICOS TICOS

who /vela/ here?

>Brazil
>calling it soccer

screencap this

ALL COSTA RICA ARENT WE SENPAITACHI

who /3dpd/ here?

i will come down to tabio and put a cactus in your peehole jose israel perez

Todos

Believe it or not but attendance for the first round of games was double the attendance of Chile

one minute in and already looking like shit

be at the concession line waiting for a hotdog, this guy squeezes your wife's buttcheek what do?

Whos is the commentator?

Lobezno please

worked against ghana and portugal desu

WE WON THE COIN TOSS BOYS, IT'S COMING HOME!

stadium is Chicago's Soldier Field. It looks like a big space ship from the outside

>Brazil calling it soccer

I hope there's a shooting between narcos and police at your favela and you end up dead tonight.

who is this rope demon

Da bears

>Posting chilean qts

would so hard...

Me da mucha alegría oírlo.

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nigel pennyworth

who /only here for the banter/ here?

it's a meme tournament that was literally held last year

also they overpriced the tickets

So tired of klinsmann.

overall or per game? There were more games

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post south american girls with armpit hair

why the FUCK is Ureña still allowed

Quisiera cogerla... Si saben de que estoy hablado...

>his country doesn't have a flag featuring ONLY red white and blue

Just Jonson my shit up senpai

ajajsJASJAJAUYU UU UUUUUUUUUUHHH

JUST

Per game average

pls don't ask, if reverse works then feel lucky

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why do this to me

stewart holden. he could probably go on the field right now and play better than 1/2 the us team

because our stadiums are smaller than yours

interesting.


holy fuck zardes is bad

no waldo kits = DROPPED

Isn't Fabian Johnson a right-back?

How do we fix this shit?

Is this someone from Sup Forums memeing or is it unironic

>There are people who don't call it crawfish

Disgusting

WOW... Nombre?

Fuck, Costa Rica is better than us. It's only a matter of time before they score.

>Yedlin

Crawfish Etouffe is a delicacy only the enlightened can appreciate

WE'RE FUCKING TURRIBLE

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Goddamn we're just bombarding them.

Hopefully >we won't get tired and fuck up later.

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JUST

CHIIIII

White guy living in LA who just got home from voting for Trump here. Ask me some things.

A GYPSY ARM..................

Jesus christ campbell you almost made it my boy

We are shit lads

damn

why is Yedlin even allowed on the team?

Crayfish master race

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Is there seriously no players in the U.S that have good ball control

can confirm we call them crawfish

>also, crawdads sometimes

USMNT is fucking awful

how can we have 330 million people (60 million spics and 15 million niggers included) and still be shit at football

>Brazil
>soccer
kill yourself cuckholder

>The city of Dempsey

kek