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Hannah edition

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I need to join an orchestra desu, it would make me so damn happy

shit edition

Me in the Subaru

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...

did she ever come

its currently warm and sunny, should i go for a swim this afternoon? beach is within walking distance

who /autofellatio/ here?
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wanna play my skin flute?

no

didn't know I could howl this hard over a disney film

quality of the animation was fucking spectacular too

>boring cunt tries to approach me and be nice to me
*Takes out runt mallet and obliterates his bollocks*
Much better, hate nice pricks

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banger

do you rate sam hyde?

Why is Blackpool so shit?

disney is quality lad

would support the movement allowing this image/character/concept to become a gimmick

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choons, all of them

Going to amsterdam in 2 weeks, lads.

>you will never be a southern good old boy

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don't do drugs

'car' 'culture'

>an acquaintance offers me a lift somewhere
*Turns 360 degrees and walks away*
Bloody boring cunt was trying to be nice to me what a tosser haha

yes sir, thank you sir, may I have another?

entire chain of command in disney is jewish kek

every single higher-up

>do you rate sam hyde?

>disney is quality lad

any premature ejaculation man in

quite nice place I enjoyed it

very subtle symbolism here that only highly intelligent alt-righters will understand

I wouldnt

Test

icles

Here now with my GF

>Ugly buildings/people
>Full of chavs
>Shit shops
>Only two greggs

only way you could actually know this is by having sex with a girl therefore fuck off turbo normie

I'll probably do drugs.

drugs are ba

intelligent """""alt-righters""""

ha ha ha

>tfw gf doesnt shave her arsehole

how do i get her to do this?

*Looks straight past you*
*Tries to get past*

arm wrestle for it

tell you want to eat her asshole out, tha'll do it

Put chewing gum in her arse hair

been nodding my head back and forth for like 6 hours now

Thats the entire UK silly

why lad?

fascinating ...

*walks off and talks to someone else`8

howled

ex normie*
I still would be if it wasn't for my poor sexual performances, I'd probably have never split up with the gf
and nowadays I don't bother talking to women as I know I can never perform the task properly anyway

licking an asshole is disgusting


hard no from me

*acts like a cunt*
*3 separate girls try to seize my cock by force*
Haha didnt know it was this easy lads fuck nice cunts

is the ship guy here

Yeah true. At least York, Stamford, The Cotswolds and the Peak District are nice

Read any good books lately, lads?

munted listening to bangers innit

>having a gf with a hairy arse

ffs canada m8

i'd genuinely rather lick a girls arsehole than her pussy, is that a bit bent?

>*acts like a cunt*
>*3 separate girls try to seize my cock by force*
>Haha didnt know it was this easy lads fuck nice cunts

same desu

I read Naruto volume 14 yesterday

good lad

kek
dont really feel like doing that, but seeing her arse hairs while hitting doggy makes my dick go soft

You're 8000000x more likely to get ecoli poisoning

its just odd and I can't understand it

you know poo comes from there right?

a little bit

>under blanket
>lift leg up and it creates a blanket cave
>cat immediately runs into it and gets comfy

ah yes, cats

Generation Z will be the saviour of the white race

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everyone has asshole hairs dumb virgin mick

What's the correct posture for sitting at a desk?

All this discussion how female arseholes being hairy/disgusting has made me think twice of ever wanting to have a girlfriend now.

a risk i'm willing to take desu

i just think its really hot

it's probably even more bent that i'd love her to lick my arsehole too

Not me ffs

this HPV thing seems like it should be a bigger deal than it is currently desu

Why don't you just ask her to shave them

After 3 years at uni I've suddenly got a high-school level crush again

Not sure if it's requited this time or not though. She asked me to pick up her stuff while I was picking up my stuff from a flat that we'd had pres at despite my flat being far further away from hers than the one we'd had pres at. Then when we were chatting she mentioned that she hadn't got with a guy, completely unsolicitedly. Plus she wants to come round and smoke at my place sometime.

But then on the other hand she's frosty cold over messages.

i think arses are cleaner because of women's periods and the vagina

One good thing about being a bender is avoiding fedoras and normies.

my ex-muslim mate is posting memes I frequently see on /brit/ and Sup Forums

think he is slowly becoming a white supremacist

Good lad

well she frequently moans about basic pussy hair maintenance think me asking would be seen as demanding on her part, especially because she doesnt dictate any of my body hair

standing

post stormzy

got it from a tranny desu

frank pentangeli in godfather 2 is one of the most underrated characters in all of cinematic history tbqh

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Just ask her if she wants some puff for a suck

>bend over some slag after the club
>open up her arse as I'm about to do the business on the clit
>she's got piles/haemmorhoids around her arsehole

how does one become a white supremacist without being white

yeah thinking about it, I probably just need a standing desk

The grime person?

nah, just being a cunt isn't going to make up for a lack of character.

you need to have a personality first and then it doesn't matter if you're a cunt.

tolstoy - resurrection

p. good although the ending was a tad lacklustre

hate being white desu really wish i was black

hairy girls are unironically my fetish

nah the politician

Godfather is the worst fucking film of all time

Complete shit

vaginal discharge and vaginal blood don't contain anywhere near as much bad bacteria as literal shit

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Found the Paki version of Tim lads

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Inferiority complex (see Chicanos)

I feel sick
also my mate gave me what he said was part of a weed cookie but i think he was bullshitting

darkstep surge