/NFL/ GENERAL : still not preseason edition

FA:Report: Dolphins 'not pursuing' Arian Foster
SF:Report: Gabbert is 'heavy favorite' over Kap
ARZ:David Johnson to get 'lions share' of RB work
FA:FA CB Boykin has career-threatening hip issue
NE:Patriots not letting healthy Gronk practice
DEN:Sanchez takes command of 1st-team QB reps
SEA:Prosise expected to be Seahawks' 3rd-down RB
DAL:DAL coaches 'not happy' with Rolando McClain
CAR:Jonathan Stewart still dealing with foot pain
SF:Kelly: Carlos Hyde 'can be a three-down back'
DEN:NFL 'actively' looking into Talib shooting
NO:Veteran SS Roman Harper returns to Saints

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Bengals r da bomb

Ravens

top 10 roster in football

If flatfoot gets in and died US government can be sued for a whole lot
So they are more than inclined to stop u from getting in

>Fitz is still holding out
Lets not do anything stupid here man.

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What does flat feet have to do with dying? Government just doesn't want to have some guy who has flat feet blaming it on the military and getting disability

Reminder Ronald Darby rightfully deserved to win Defensive Rookie of the Year

>they can be sued for a whole lot

no they cant. you sign shit when you join so anything thats withheld from the screening the military isnt liable.

That too, but there is something in the law about enlistment that prevents disabled or ineligible disabilities from enlisting or draft except for extreme circumstances
Can lead to a huge law suit

Have you paid your respects to the GOAT today?

youtube.com/watch?v=KU99MYTsEcA

Ok.

> yfw goodell really did die and this is the nfl's clumsy attempt at a coverup to maintain its clout in the brady trial

This. Tiki is actually right about something

Having someone with flatfeet is not something you want in a soldier/sailor/airman

*Drake Voice* top 5 top 5 top 5
PFF says so and they are more credible than a bunch of autists from Sup Forums

Tfw Im not allowed to join because of a disability, a drug charge, and a history of depression

What a pathetic loser

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>Having someone with flatfeet is not something you want in a soldier/sailor/airman

Who cares as long as he can do his job?

>there is no ranking between average and great

now thats what i call epic

I know, right?

Im sayin
Now Im to old to join
>Grandpa was in the Pacific theatre
>One uncle went to Korea
>Another went to Vietnam
>Dad was an MP in Sand Diego
>Im a NEET who makes pup memes

>Im a NEET who makes pup memes

Well we're thankful for that man

That's the issue, it interferes with the job

10-6 IMHO, would be satisfied with 8 wins tho.

>Airforce
>Needing to use their feet

Post obtainable but slightly unrealistic predictions for your team this season

Ready? Go

>Corey Coleman will be a standout WR, one of the best rookies of 2016 and a contender for OROTY
>Emmanuel Ogbah will be a pro bowler
>RGIII will win comeback player of the year
>this will be the year the foundation for years to come is laid out in cleveland, and the Browns will be on the come up to make it to the owl in several years

>RGIII will win comeback player of the year

Could see this happening tbqh, but still think Suggs is gonna win

>get arrested for paraphernalia when i was 17
>still get accepted to an MOS with a TS clearance

the disability and the history of depression will get you though

Crabtree and Cooper get 1000 each
Murray averages 7.0 ypc
Playoffs
David Amerson gets 7 picks
Or Carr throws 35 TD passes

>over half the posts are tripfags

>Murray averages 7.0 ypc

>the disability and the history of depression will get you though

Only if there is paperwork

the last one is the only reasonable one

>Quarterbak
Cowboys > Redskins > Giants > Eagles
>Runningback
Cowboys > Eagles > Giants > Redskins
>Wide Receiver
Cowboys = Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Offensive Line
Cowboys > Eagles > Giants > Redskins
>Defensive Line
Cowboys > Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Linebacker
Cowboys > Giants > Eagles > Redskins
>Cornerback
Redskins > Giants > Cowboys > Eagles
>Safety
Eagles > Cowboys > Giants > Redskins

Why are you counting and caring?

rate my new sandals for summer

They tried to set me up with waivers for my disability (Im deaf in one ear) and for the possession charge but once theyd found out I was on antidepressants and had een institutionalized for a short time, they just sort of withdrew the offer

>wearing open-toed footwear
>ever

Are you sure you just didn't mishear their offer?

>Flip Flops
Summer is here alright

>this will be the year the foundation for years to come is laid out in cleveland, and the Browns will be on the come up to make it to the owl in several years

>this is considered only slightly realistic

but in all seriousness
>return of turboswag
>OL isn't us12s tier for once
>defense gets its shit together a little

are you a woman?

Kek

How did they find out about the other shit?

I'm literally watching Bear Grylls beat up fish with a log, guy is fucking savage why are the rest of the British people such massive pussies?

Mark Sanchez throws for 4,000 yards and 25 TDs
Shane Ray and Shaq Barrett get 15 sacks between them
Jeff Heuerman grabs 50 receptions and nets 6 TDs
No Broncos runningback has more than 215 carries
Bradley Roby gets 5 interceptions and makes his first Pro Bowl
Derek Wolfe makes his first All-Pro team

I guess one of the conditions of my deafness was they were going to pull medical history in lieu of undertaking a physical. Id never heard of it before that and havent heard of it happening to someone else since

Sandals are for literal faggots

nothing wrong with that. I got some of these xero shoes they are badass lightweight and you can run in them unlike flipflops. they are my go to camping shoe when i go hiking

>Id never heard of it before that and havent heard of it happening to someone else since

nobody cares about your life fagot

>Id never heard of it
bet that happens a lot huh

Who are your top 10 runningbacks this year?

this, when will all these tripfags fucking learn

meant for

Funny you bring this up...

Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my 360 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.

>its an AOL chatroom for tripfags

lel pajeet feet

holy shit, kys nobody cares

241 Days Until the Seahawk Win Super Bowl LI.

why are you still here then? leave

Youre still not wrong

Oh you boys are incorrigible

>it's the off-season

gonna impersonate one of the tripfags ITT and ruin his online life, dubs decides which one I pick

This is our board, you're just posting on it

Sneak

Bb

sneak

>only doing one

If I had to pick though do me

Moot

snek

Sneak

Your collection of pup memes is inferior to mine. Id like to see you try and impersonate me

Huh...interesting

winner

one could make the case that a lot of these are underrated too

Inb4 he sells /NFL/ to a foreigner

>pls no leafs

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fuck australians god I hate them so much

Sup Forums is literally owned by a foreigner right now

moot never capitalized moot

That is why EA sucks ass.

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Holy shit kill yourself, I've been here since 2006

Proof: do you liek mudkips

Isn't impersonating moot an auto permanent ban?

Crabtree was close to getting 1000 yards
Amerson will be covering WR2's so he could get a few more picks

>impersonating someone who is no longer affiliated with Sup Forums is bannable

Do people still impersonate Snacks?

make the case my man

Guys, my wife's son wants to go to disneyland, but I want to go to an NFL game. I only have so much money from working at hobby lobby and getting welfare. What should I do?

Your QB has how many rings? I believe Eli has two.

Giants > Cowboys > Redskins > Eagles

picks are a lot more about luck than anything else, but 7 is a lot
crabtree-cooper thing could happen but they'd have to be running the ball a lot less

Go to disneyland, it's a magical experience that you'll regret missing out on

>Old Bay having a wife
How? He's gay

it's called a "beard" i think

Typical packers fan

>your 2016 NFC champions

Umm, excuse me?!! I'm pansexual you shitlord. Please you proper pronouns.

I thought you were doing moot?

(you)

Hey guys. Why do my packers suck. I really hate myself. All I know is pain.

Okay