/cfb/ offseason general 8 - The Ocho

Non-shitposting edition

This is our year and you like it.

First for "sucking less in 2016."

First for redundant title game.

SEC gonna be so buttmad this year.

>implying this isn't the year that ACC football becomes permanently irrelevant

>in before

Old Shitty Thread:
Don't let this happen again.

>implying the ACC isn't already permanently irrelevant

Yes but their fans are still delusional.

Getting left out of the playoff will be the glorious icing on the cake that leads to delicious tears and 10 months of all-caps asshurt.

Nevada autism addition

>""""pacific"""" conference
>includes literal colorado and actual utah

Hawaii was unavailable.

>ACC "fans"

indeed

H-hey guys, what's goin' on?

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>fanboying over an ACC football team

What year is this?

respect =/= fan

>respecting an ACC football team

What year is this?

Seriously though

Who MAC up in here?

>double doubles

MAC confirmed for 2016 National Champions.

This PAC-12 map seems to be lacking Wyoming OP

You shut your whore mouth.

Anyone ever taken/stole something from the visiting team during a game?

I took a North Texas ball from their sideline after coming in from the halftime show last year. Was great watching the ball boy looking around trying to find where it disappeared to

>ohyou.jpg

"Band shenanigans" really should be its own thread, but the mods would never allow it.

FSU, Clemson, or UNC won't be left out of the playoffs. It's too easy for good teams to run the table in ACC play. The B1G is getting left out this year.

>No Coastal Carolina or Georgia Southern

Disgusting borders tbqh.

Wyo?

Never underestimate the capacity of Pac-12 to cannibalize themself.

My picks:
B1G
SEC
ACC
Houston

We're all just waiting to see how the Big 12 fucks this up.

>ACC
>not TCU
Confirmed for newfag.

FSU or Clemson will represent the ACC this year m8, with UNC as a dark horse if they can beat UGA

>confusing 2016 with 2015

That's cute.

>college football shitposting

The ACC is so fucking weak I'm amazed they have any fans left. Claiming a conference win makes you superior? Fuck off.

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FUCK ALL OF YOU

Why does every thread have some troll trying to force some meme? Last thread was Wyoming, now the ACC. Fucking newfags.

Clemson OOC:
S Carolina State (easy win)
Troy (easy win)
Georgia Tech (probably will lose, but if they win it's not like they can proclaim themselves NCG worthy)

FSU OOC:
Ole Miss (probably will lose, but if they win it's not like they can proclaim themselves NCG worthy)
Charleston Southern (easy win)
South Florida (AAC, easy win)
Florida (no clue how Florida will do this year)

Yes, the ACC is trash. Both these teams will struggle with these schedules, but even 12-0 is indicative of nothing, with that much FCS trash involved.

If you're trying to say the ACC is a meme football conference, then yes. But that's not forced, that's fact.

>confirmed newfag
France is a confirmed veteran cfb poster sir, who are YOU???

>meme football conference
That would be the Big XII

Oregon state this is our year lads

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I hope there is an undefeated team going into their championship game and they face off against an 8-4 team, and lose to them, cucking themselves out of a playoff spot.

lol ok

>Georgia Tech isn't in the ACC anymore

News to me

It's going to be the same song and dance until Jimbo or Dabo (with less likelihood of Kiffin, Smart, or McElwain) take over as head coach at Alabama, let's not fool ourselves.

>UNC plays UGA to open the season
>Clemson plays SCAR as well, should be an average to mediocre team
>Georgia Tech isn't in the ACC anymore

Correct Clemson OOC
at Auburn
Troy
South Carolina St
South Carolina

Learn to read a schedule m8

>defending cheese-eating surrender-monkeys
ISHYGDDT

>meme means whatever i say it means depending on the day

I reject the premise.

I miss the Oregon State countdown to the start of the season.

>talking shit on French Poke

You can fuck right off.

>simpsons meme

Kill yourself my senpai

>tfw nevada
>tfw not wanted

Wow such love.

Auburn
>L
Troy
>easy cupcake cowardly win
SCST
>easy cupcake cowardly win

WELL THEN, NCG CONFIRMED I GUESS

>oui

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>Post yfw da boys with da playo ffs.

Because your schools a shit

If UNLV could get their shit together, that market would be prime for expansion. But
>basketball school

>UNLV
>sucking it up in the MW
>Nevada gets invited
>better than UNLV in all sports
>suddenly UNLV wants to get its shit together

SPOILERS: You don't get your shit together.

The ACC is trending up though. I think their all-time low was sending Wake Forest to the Orange Bowl in like '07. They really killed it with the coaching hires this off-season.

WKU vs WYO for the Natty. Who are you rooting for?

>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the country will miss the playoffs next season

>Brandon Peters (objectively and statistically the best QB in the 2016 recruiting class, it isn't even debatable)
>Ty Isaac (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 1200+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Jake Butt (a top 3 TE already going into this season, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>Sean McKeon (literally a Jake Butt-clone)
>Amara Darboh (top 10 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Jabril Peppers (a black guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Kareem Walker (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Joe Beneducci (best blocking FB in country)

>Best pass rush in the B1G
>Best LB corp in the B1G
>Besy secondary in the country
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Wolverines are missing the playoffs this season

The Michigan B1G championship drought ends in 2016-2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

fuck you im not a troll im a die hard fan of the wyoming cowboys, and ive been here for 5 or 6 threads now and im not leaving

/lifelong/ fan of dem boys. Would love to see them bring a natty back to Laramie. It wod also really help out in securing a Big 12 or Pac 12 invite.

are you reall wyoming fan or are you to making fun of me

you're in fucking Reno man, might as well just be Sacramento

UNLV is a different story though.

>The Great Lakes conference includes teams from non-Great Lakes states
>The Midwest conference includes teams from non-Midwest states
only ones doing it right are the ACC and SEC

what part of the atlantic ocean does kentucky touch

Are either of them good enough schools academically to join the Pac 12?

Shit, are there ANY schools relatively close to the Pacific Ocean that could join

The methiest part

true i hadnt thought about that

so...South Jersey?

Notre Dame, Louisville, and technically Pitt are in states that don't border the Atlantic Ocean, but all three are in the eastern timezone at least. Philadelphia, and Pennsylvania, sits on the mouth of the Delaware River, not the ocean.

The SEC has Texas A&M and Missouri which aren't southeastern.

/spoiler/Boise State University/spoiler/

It's bound to happen. They are/have greatly improved academics the past few years, from what i've read

>tfw no qt3.14 new SWC
Why live bros?

no, we've been over this

PAC expansion targets would need to have all of the following
>academic standards worthy of AAU membership
>research production on par with current members
>athletic strength in multiple sports, particularly olympic ones
>be located regionally close to existing members
>have another school close by that also meets all of the above conditions, so that they can be partners like the rest of the PAC has

so that means there are ZERO candidates. they'd have to compromise on multiple conditions if they wanted any school, which they aren't willing to do any time soon.

I heard some big 12 teams are talking about snapping up your TV rights with change they found in their couches and using it as filler for their online streaming at 3am when their chess clubs replays are done

please no

only conferences with valid Championship games should steal tv rights

>zero candidates

By that metric, they should've booted AZ and ASU years ago.

Don't you worry, gentle user. They won't be so high and mighty when they look at the spreadsheet and see how much money they can make.

>gentle user
I think they'll be willing to consider more compromises when the dominoes start to fall and it looks like expansion will be necessary, but they're too high and mighty to think about it now that they've hit 12. it's going to be stuck like this until the financial landscape changes drastically.

... or unless they decide they want to kill the Big 12 just to watch it die.

UA student here. Don't go lumping us in with those retards up north

>us news ranking below even the third-tier school in the university of colorado system
>four year graduation rate around 13%
>six year graduation rate is below the average four year rate

Yeah, real academic powerhouse they're building out there. 3/10 since I responded.

But even then, who would they take?

UNLV is the probably the only market big enough to justify having to cut the pie into another slice, and it's a transplant and transitory town

Then again, they added Utah and Salt Lake City has a population under 200k, making it smaller than Reno or Boise

>t. Juan Sanchez Rodriguez

>Boise State University
>University
>

>tfw it was over 110 degrees the past 3 days

>You will never lead the nation in reported rapes.....

FYI, Reed College destroys the field, per capita.


the list of reported rapes in 2014
Brown University 43
University of Connecticut 43
Dartmouth College 42
Wesleyan University 37
University of Virginia 35
Harvard University 33
University of North Carolina at Charlotte 32
Rutgers University-New Brunswick 32
University of Vermont 27
Stanford University 26
Emory University 25
George Washington University 23
Boston College 22
University of Pittsburgh 20
Ohio State University 20
Williams College 19
University of New Hampshire 19
Ohio University 19
Reed College 18
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill 18

>Arizona

Why don't we just start arguing whether shit or piss smells worse.

Because it has like a thousand students

That's like saying Vatican City has the highest clergy per capita

>no SEC schools

Oh wait, it's REPORTED rapes....not covered up by uncle Cletus rapes

is this more of a measure of rape incidence or reporting incidence?

But it still means that Reed College coeds are most likely to be raped, or at least report rapes.

>treating women as equals
you brought this on yourself buttmad yankee

Overall, it's an average school. Some programs, however, are among the best in the world

>or at least report rapes

thats the key here

when you consider that less than 1% of rapes are reported