>AP: Maria Sharapova Suspended for two years by International Tennis Federation for Doping
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and nothing of value was lost
About right. Hope she never plays again anyway.
who cares, she's a washed up old ogre anway, there are more qt's in tennis nowadays that you don't strictly have to put an alarm for a sharapova match to fap anymore
ITS OGRE
THE LADY OGRE IS DONE
F
JUST
Id rather fap to Laura Robson to be honest.
isn't she almost 30? she's past it
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Her career was over anyway
Career/
I'll miss those legs
MANLETS WIN AGAIN
Nice. She will likely become a high class escort now. Someone pls lend me some cash money.
a shame desu
How long before she's available for purchase as a mail order bride?
>If she was still in her early 20s Sup Forumsastics would be crying about how unfair this is
Glad it happened, bullshit story
>you walk into the shower to find Maria naked, curled up in a ball and sobbing uncontrollably as the water continues to strike her nude body like heavy rain
What do?
you know what I think she smells like all the time? when you don't bathe for a week and you're NEET and you just sit at your desk with sweaty balls and you catch a wiff by putting your hand between your thighs and ballsack and it's that certain smell, that's the smell I associate Maria with because she's so sweaty all the time. It's not really attractive at all and for this reason I would never fuck her.
>she now has more time for lewd photo shootings
thank you based whoever
She already sends out her candy for you to suck on.
the first thing I always do when I walk into the shower is pee
There goes the reason to give a shit about ping pong.
muh waifu : (
Im having mixed reactions to this
I could definitely see her doing porn.
2 years is too much
I don't know about you lads, but I would still have sexual intercourse with her despite this ruling.
>Laura Robson
Are you sure about this m8?
Yeah. Sharapova just comes across as cold as fuck, and thats a turn off.
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>0 tits
>no thigh gap
>visibly flabby
how anyone could find this woman attractive is beyond me
SHE DINDU NUFFIN, SHE A GOOD GIRL
WAKE ME UP
>#BREAKING Maria Sharapova says she'll appeal ban, saying she didn't "do anything intentionally wrong."
How long until the gorilla gets banned?
yep, I wouldn't mind putting my penis inside her vagina either
Intent means nothing.
Agreed but this site faps over far worse
this is what she gets for dissing manlets, PAYBACK
>when women sweat they smell like my balls
autism
What if she becomes financially ruined and has to resort to pornography to make a living?
let me guess you also think a vagina tastes like sweet strawberry juice
WHY BUT SHE IS SO FUCKING HOT
She can fuck off, she's a lesbian anyway
>"do anything intentionally wrong."
>officer I didn't mean to kill him
I'd have sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean
>when you don't bathe for a week and you're NEET and you just sit at your desk with sweaty balls and you catch a wiff by putting your hand between your thighs and ballsack and it's that certain smell, that's the smell
I've been working everyday since I was 15 and have never gone more than 2 days without showering and that was on a camping trip. Fix your life. Not everyone is fucking lazy like you and automatically knows what that smells like.
So are any number of other players.
Serena, Robson, Bouchard, Stosur, Lisicki...
Never ever. Too big of a star
Back to myspace, normie
I like that smell desu.
You mean the way sweaty balls smell like the McDonalds ball pit you played in as a kid? Like that?
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F
>federer vs shitz
>no thread
Why are you triggered by people being different than you?
>Not wanting to wring the sweat out of her panties, shorts and socks, into a bowl so you can submerge your face into it or just gargle it and savor the taste.
Just come out of the closet already, its the current year senpai
She'll NEVER be banned from my heart
WHO SHOULD WE FAP TO NOW?????
GODDAMNIT
>every day
What kind of a pathetic wagecuck doesn't have weekends and holidays off?
Her Tennis career is over but Sharpo doesn't need to on the court to make money
I surprised Tennis had the balls to do this, they're more of a touring road show now than an actual sport, so Kudos for them I guess.
Nigga I'm a fucking hustler. Weekend and Holidays are the busy days.
>all these hypocrites in this thread
Ayyylmao
People have always used "doping", even in the
ancient times.
There are thousands of body enhancers out there, that are not on the list.
Go cry more, you little wannabe moralists.
JUST
god bless you Spain
there's no way you think this
you're a commendable hard worker but you ain't no fucking hustler if you're a wageslave
serena loves the cock lad.
You could never ban my dick from that mouth nomsayin?
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yeah, "her" own cock
Do people unironically fap to not hardcore porn?
>he still faps to hardcore porn
are u 14 or something?
That is disgusting. Kys asap please
>you will never hear those grunts again
>all sweat smells like ballsack sweat
lad, tits sweat is a nectar, truly ambrosia
probably just her underboobs, sweat is horrible here in summer, although im sure she wears a special sports bra to ventilate it
t. a woman
>Sharapova banned
>Roid Monkey tranny Serena still getting sucked off by the media when she tried chesting during a match but was caught and lied her way out of it
Lmoa
something seems shady as fuck about her ban
Fucking Commie bitch. Hope she gets sent to the gulag
>biggest shill in women tennis
>commie
Is tennis kill
Also I'd cum inside her if you get my drift
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Fucking bullshit, how come the stupid ape Serena isn't banned for the same shit?
Oh right, because Americucks are too afraid of a stupid nigger.
I seriously hope Trump gets elected so he can fix this crap and have Sharapova unbanned.
I just assume all athletes are drugged up these days. Its how it always has been I guess. Nothing can be done to combat it. Just go play sport yourself and enjoy it and lets all forget this sports voyeurism shite so these drug monkeys dont get paid no more.
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i don't know who decided that using drugs to boost performance must be outlawed, even if it's not going to cause long-term health complications. even if it does cause long-term consequences, so what? people have choices and they should be allowed to make up. this notion of "an even playing field" is ridiculous since by virtue of talent, experience, luck, or blessings there never is any such thing.
like how does smoking some trees make fighting unfair? everyone should be allowed
Im so tired of pretending like 99.9% of pro athletes dont use PEDs
If you can look at someone like Serana Williams or Hector Lombard and think 'yep they are competing clean lol' you should legitimately be gassed.
what a fucking joke
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She is from the USSR
Will she play again?
This thread lacks adequate video-photographic material.
Serena will probably retire within 2 years. roiding up for 2 years to dominate the tour sounds like sweet deal.
>any other athlete cheats
Crucified
>Maria cheats
Wtf back the fuck off. She's a goddess.
Never change bros
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HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND.
What happened to Simona halep? Did she lose her meme powers with her reduction?
she should do porn already