Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

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>tfw gf

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is this your gf? shes cute ^*

iktf bruv

iktf ;_;
idktf ;_;

>tfw french girls don't like me

that is still no reason to wage jihad on them, bilal

DELET RIGHT NOW
T. SUISSE

>tfw first gf since last week

you can do it bros

>tfw she liked you but you were too dense to believe it

delet this

>tfw only high schoolers like me on tinder

I think I know that feel

>Euros this summer
>Olympics this summer
This is like the worst possible moment for you to get a gf

who needs a gf when you can have waifu?

>mum's 60th next weekend
>she wants me to bring a girl

those are the easiet to cuck Petr

>iktf

>olympics
>interesting

pick one

>tfw no matches on tinder

true

>iktf

you can't have sex with your waifu

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>tfw gf
>tfw want a better one
>tfw matches on tinder have dropped off considerably since last year

something something grass is always greener

>tfw no kinky gf

Sure you can

is she cute? do you get the feeling that you need to protect her?

>tfw no gf
>tfw no brexit

>tfw she asked me to lunch every day
>tfw she was always grabbing my arm
>tfw she told me she was wearing blue panties at my friend's birthday party
>tfw that was 3 years ago and I only just realized what it all meant today

I think I'll go kill myself now

I COULD STAY AWAKE JUST TO HEAR YOU BREATHING.
WATCH YOU SMILE WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING

More interesting than soccer 2bqh

>tfw just got promoted making 50k a year
>tfw I can finally move out of parents' house
>tfw apartment to myself
>tfw I can "netflix and chill" with solid 6's as often as I want

>kissless virgin
>50,000$ debt
>neet
>friendless
>obese with manboobs
>parents are jobless

just kill me already

>gf
>still on tinder
m8

>expect her to start stripping in public
>waiting...
>waiting...
>don't notice that giant piss trail till the very end

if i ever get a gf i just want her to have a sweet smile, that's all

>tfw gf
>tfw voted remain

>tfw spee is eternally kill and will never exist again
it hurts to live

Looks like an Iranian Jennifer Love Hewitt.

You can user

Janitors cannot see 160x90 with their shitty eyes and their monetary compensation cannot permit them to buy glasses
I'll not get banned, r-right?

she's okay. above average but i've dated cuter ones

i know. i know. it feels sleazy as hell but i rationalize it as only being 3 months in and she's not that deep in love with me yet
plus i want a smarter/prettier girl so i can fulfill my power-couple dream

Same except for the last one
Also at least I'm not Canadian

that nose tho :s

kek based Fuller

>sleazy
>wants better gf
What if I told you that the fact you are a sleazy NEET is why you can't get a superior gf?

also power couples require both members to be important user

>That kike knows
>Iranian
delet this

>if

You mean "when", lad, cause your gonna make it

lmao this is what yall get for being white in 2016

My nigga once you start dating you're soon gonna learn that you'd rather be single than be with a pretty girl that has a soul that's blacker than Yaya Toure's asshole.

>tfw no spanish young version of penelope cruz gf

sounds like you are overrating yourself, you are posting on Sup Forums after all

Remember that top 5% good looking men have 50+ sexual partners and they are the reason that we have no gfs

Same but I have something way worse that basically ruined even the last chance of gf.

Micropenis.

I have a 4 inch penis and its skinny as a pencil

Also you live in Greece
I live in Toronto which is called the best city on earth for finding jobs
There is no way out for me than killing myself

The reason you dont have gfs is because you dont even try.

Its seriously not hard to get a woman, they are basically mentally 13 years old for life.

>tfw she breaks up with you because " I don't feel like I like you anymore"

>also power couples require both members to be important user
i'm working on it m9. looking to go back to school for higher degree. maybe law and push into politics. idk

probably. i have an inflated ego. tbf, i do have my own house at 23 and a cush corporate job that lets me work from home and shitpost several days a week
i just want a qt3.14 gf who's got her shit together too

dumb frogposters

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just hang in there bros, you'll make it

I just got a gf a few months ago and lost my virginity a few weeks ago..it just takes time

Is this the pity party
>>kissless virgin
,000$ debt
>>neet
>>friendless
>>spic, manlet, acne and acne scars

Are you a street shitter

nigga that must hurt a lot

at least italy is going to in da euros

iktfb. from 2 years ago
"i'm not in love with you anymore"
time will dull the pain and we'll all make it

Thanks for making sure i will never get a job

>tfw I like girls with big noses
I dunno why I just do

> tfw my tinder matches never answer back

How do I do it, brehs? How do I engage in meaningful conversations that will lead to a face to face encounter?

There's absolutely no shame in wearing a penis extension during sex, especially if you're in a loving and caring relationship. I bought one after my wife told me she can't feel me down there (she said the birth of her son must have stretched her vagina quite a bit). Anyway, our sex life is great now.

>I just got a gf a few months ago and lost my virginity a few weeks ago.
you know a girl that doesn't go a month without having sex

so basically she cheated on you

just be urself :^)

>i just want a qt3.14 gf who's got her shit together too

that's reasonable my man, stay away from crazes then, seen some shit

if you stopped blaming your own failings on immigrants then you'd have a job by now user

It does hurt. A lot. Enough to take away your sleep
Time is on our side but it takes a lot of time to recover and it feels so bad meanwhile

Wait, Sup Forums mod is letting us make these threads again?

>tfw 25 year old virgin
>tfw no qt azn gf

we've been going out for months breh, I popped her cherry too

>tinder

don't do that to yourself m8

>tfw no gf thread instantly becomes fastest thread on Sup Forums

should I fuck my ex? she was like love of my life, we were a perfect couple for 3 years, then we had a bad period and she fucked another guy so I broke up.
I can get another girls but no real motivation to get them, but I also do not want to get back to ex, though I'm still like when I hug her have a boner etc.
She very wants to have sex with me, I declined several times, cuz I'm not a cuck, but now I feel I should fuck her.

>tfwywncomkf

get drunk

fags

Low estimate 55%, or the high estimate 80% of all new jobs since Blair go to migrants. The rest are given to over qualified people with degrees

WOAT feels, lad.

>Sup Forums mod is letting us make these threads again?
lel no. He's just getting his hotpockets atm.

fuck off normie

reposting

>should I fuck my ex?
>I'm not a cuck


select one

are you a kike?

Your country is completely and utterly fucked though, the outcome of this voting wasnt going to change that either way

you musn't be boring, so no "hello" "how are you".

I like when the girl has no or little bio, then I can write. "Hello! Since you have nothing in bio I can only know that you are beautiful :) so tell me something about you" tier bullshit and it's always a good start

>people actually care about dive grass and the Olympics

Seriously, the only event I am watching for either the Euros or Olympics is Death March

>tfw have been in two and a half relationships in my life (one was a meme one in high-school)
>tfw currently talking to another girl
>she lives around 150 km away from me (her parents live here tho), but things are starting to develop quite serious between us
>tfw generally no problems getting girls
>tfw still not happy with my life

My problem is that I don't allow myself to be happy.

Whenever I'm happy, I remind myself on how I haven't achieved anything important in my life yet, how lazy I am and how pointless everything is.
Then I usually just go to my bed and go on Sup Forums or watch some youtube vids or a movie instead of doing something useful.

Afterwards I hate myself for not doing anything useful and the cycle begins again.
That's my life.

So yeah, women won't make you automatically happy unfortunately...

off yourself evil magyar trianon best day of my life

you should make her feel like trash and then fuck ker

then you dont feel like a cuck

unluckily I'm not, I'm a fucking sociopath

for

>watching grown men play children's games better than I ever could is the only thing that keeps me going

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>got my brother a job at the place I work
>girl there is smart, pretty, cool ect.
>start talking to her a lot and she flirts with me every day
>my brother asks her out and she says yes

I really felt like dying that day