/heem/: mike pyle edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Nordine Taleb injured, out of UFC FN 90 bout with Alan Jouban
mmafighting.com/2016/6/7/11879996/nordine-taleb-injured-out-of-ufc-fight-night-90-bout-with-alan-jouban

>Brock Lesnar entered into USADA testing pool
mmafighting.com/2016/6/7/11879942/brock-lesnar-entered-into-usada-testing-pool-in-advance-of-ufc-200

>UFC 201 tickets on sale
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-201-tickets-on-sale-this-week-354-gets-you-cageside-for-atlantas-pair-of-title-fights

>Nick Hein vs Tae Hyun Bang added to UFN FN Hamburg
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/nick-hein-gets-home-bout-in-germany-meets-tae-hyun-bang-at-ufc-fight-night-in-hamburg

>TSUUUU man is being careful
bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/8/11879126/khabib-has-instagram-chat-with-cristiano-ronaldo-ufc-mma

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1st for /wwe/

sloppy seconds for schaub

Who /GODELHA/ here?

Joanna sucks and her meme defensive wrestling will fail her. She also looks like a pile of wet butterscotch dog shit.

>ywn be a paid Zuffa shill

5th for my boy forever Dominick Cruz.

you will NEVER be friends with my boi Dom

he has evolved beyond your petty social interactions

I'm an unpaid Zuffa shill.

its real to me dammit

Why shouldn't Cruz be p4p #2?

Joanna is gonna KO Memedelha

Will you cry when Chris heems Bisping at MSG?

DJ and Cruz should both be above Jones. His resume is a bunch of over the hill Pride fucks.

Yes. My boy back on top.

>mfw somebody says a cuss word

cuz DJ is a memefighter in a supermeme division and they need to do everything they can to make him credible as a scary fighter so he can sell more than 100k

he was sick and only able to fight 3 times in the last 5 years until now. he'll be #2 within 2 years believe you me

>tfw if Jones loses to DC my boy Dom could be #1P4P

my dick is diamonds

Cruz should be #1 p4p. Cucked Mighty Meme even with a broken hand, so they made a new weight class for him to fight in.

Great fight desu

>you'll never heem peru

why even breathe?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOc

he better walkout to this

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Is there a fighter more cucked than luke cockhold? lmao

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Ramadan just started. Be careful, lads.

Your womens strawweight champion

>these 2 phonies will never be your boys

feels good senpai

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DC seems pretty cool desu, just keep him away from Jones and he is a great guy

>People voting DJ #1

>Better division than Jones
>More active than the decisionator

>DJ as number 1 p4p
shiggy diggy doo

Jones is overrated.

He's a mandrama fan, it's hard to take him seriously.

>daily reminder that you could have actually been Dom's friend in REAL LIFE if you went and stuck by him through his recovery

>daily reminder he could have thanked you instead of his corporate overlord

>daily reminder you could have saved punished Dom

why haven't you killed yourself?

Yep. MW and up are embarrassing.

Would heem/10

don't see anything wrong with that desu

>implying ufc isn't fixed

Which fighter would you like to see die in a car accident /heem/?

>Better division
That manlet has to fight Cruz again because he's irrelevant

he doesn't need friends, movement will never leave him

125 is irrelevant by default. Still a deeper weight class with younger talent. The winner of DJ-Cruz II will be the new GOAT.

His knees disagree

the hope that one day ill get to make up to Dominick and be boys with him.

>implying my boys will ever fight each other again

watch your mouth or ill heem you into a real dog

Cruz has 3 wins over 5 years against a 38 year old bantamweight, a guy who beat up a shot Barao, and a Japanese wrestlefucker.

lads.....

So, who's going to heem Cruz?
I say Cody

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NATTY GOAT

Now that Pettis has moved down to featherweight, would you guys say that featherweight is more stacked than welterweight?

>Cody

Have you seen Cody's fights? He got outboxed by Marcus Brimage and was 30 seconds away from losing the decision. He needs a lot more time.

Why Cruz? Are you implying hes in the top 3 p4p?

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Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave

DJ, Cruz, and Jones are who I most see mentioned. Who would you throw in?

How do we fix amateur MMA?

for sure caraway

by going to your local Indian reservation and supporting the tribes. The injuns are a huge proponent of amature MMA and any money directed at them help a lot of local fighters, promoters develop.

Don't respond to Bulgaria, he's legit retarded.

Kek Cody will get BTFO

Wait for the sport to expand enough to where it fixes itself.

the NATTY GOAT Michael Bisping

DC easily.

>daily reminder

Cruz won all 5 (five) rounds against Mighty Mouse.

Cruz won all 5 (five) rounds against the best Faber we have ever seen.

Cruz straight KO'd Mizu in the 1st (first) round.

Cruz beat TJD after 2 (two) years of recovery.

fully nude W"""MMA""" """""""fights""""""""

whats broken about amateur MMA?

Cruz beats him in every way

Shame her face is covered. The big nose makes her stripper hot desu

what did she mean by this?

> Daily reminder
Cruz is a fucking meme

>Hendo
>le I made you cry man
>le no BJJ man
>le can't beat black fighters man

>thinking a green kid can /heeem/ the most intelligent fighter that has ever stepped into the octagon

Hope you put a lot of money on cody if that fight ever happen.

It doesn't really lead into professional mma all that well and every fight is a mismatch. A guy at my gym that's only been training for about 8 months has a fight coming up with a BJJ brown belt with several kickboxing matches under his belt.

Ultimate Surrender should be the next big MMA league, have it team up with Bellator or hell UFC, Imagine Holly Holmes in fucking machines. Cyborg in Group Gang Bangs

>beats everyone while not having traned and having an injury
>a meme
thats not how it works m8

>never lost @135
>came back from career ending injuries after more than 3 years on the sidelines to retake his belt against a roided kid that was peaking
>literally the most intelligent MMA fighter ever
>/heeem/ as fuck

you're a meme

So how do you fix that? I mean the BJJ guy sounds like he needs someone his level, but there probably wasn't. Same with your guy. I mean the problem then is we need more people in amateurs. So i guess the answer is why aren't more people actually training?

why doesn't /heem/ train MMA?

Im surprised DC isn't more highly rated by people. He was undefeated at heavyweight, has cleaned out light heavyweight of anyone decent besides Jones, and his only loss was a close decision to one of the current p4p bests. If it wasn't for Jon Jones, DC would be the greatest light heavyweight of all time.

This. You need some experienced people around you to help you navigate the ammy and regional pro scene.

But why would you let your 8 month guy take on a brown belt with kickboxing experience?

Ok? Whatever that's supposed to mean.

>He was undefeated at heavyweight, has cleaned out light heavyweight
he dec'd top 10 guys at HW(inb4 bigfoot)
comp at LHW is already shit so not really an acomplishment

hes saying that he just beat those

Rockhold vs Bisping was an early stoppage tbqh

I think Rockhold could've rallied, he was just gathering his strength for a moment before getting up to his feet

Refs are so quick to stop fights these days, it's really affecting the sport

Sounds like it isn't a problem with amature MMA scene but whoever is coaching and managing your buddy, and plus its your buddy's fault for agreeing. If you have a good manager they don't set you up to fail like that. If i was your buddy i dump my coach and manager ASAP.

>Holmes

Not enough good teachers. Out of the few places to train here in 29 palms maybe 1 is legit no bullshit

More people would help, but there really needs to be more quality control. Both guys have never fought mma before, but there's an obvious and wide gape in skill. I feel like if there were more incentives to fightin ammy before moving on to pro the problem would fix itself.

>Rockhold vs Bisping was an early stoppage
Shouldn't you be putting out fires, Steven?

0.32/10
apply yourself

Are you serious? if he stopped it before the 2nd knockdown, maybe but after that, my boy was hitting him with fucking bombs and would have continued to do so

Being dominant in HW and LHW is way more impressive than what Cruz has done.Maybe if he beat Barao before TJ got to him and beat TJ decisively he would be in the discussion.

Cali has a really legit amature MMA scene though two of the best amature MMA scenes are in california and probably the midwest (MI, IL)

>bisbong is his boy
>check flag

>its a sweden tries to banter and goof it up completely episode

>amature

IT'S SPELLED AMATEUR YOU RETARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

tfw cub swanson and Dan henderson train within 20 miles of me and I will never see them

He was the strikeforce heavyweight champion and outwrestled Barnett. People were calling him Black Fedor for a while.

When is /heem/ going to get serious and crack down on bullying?