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Copa America - Haiti vs. Brazil Pregame / Gamethread
Ian Jackson
Cameron Jackson
woaah that butterfly has a brazil and haiti flags in it...
..amazing nature
Evan Sanchez
ri-me genuinamente
Dylan Long
3-0 Brazil
Chase Cox
Butterfly is truly a graceful creature
Angel Lewis
whos the niggiest?
brazil vs haiti
Aiden Mitchell
Haitian players are some classic bbc
Jayden Robinson
your wife's son
Parker Bennett
How's haiti?
Will it even be a challenge for brazil?
>tfw staying up to watch some football even if it's shitty
I hate that the season ended.
Liam Brooks
>you now remember Ronaldinho wrecking Haiti
Zachary Foster
>mfw was gonna make a faroe islands joke but i didnt want to get hit with the 2004 counter attack
Easton Brown
I had a French teacher from Haiti who used to slap my cheeks with his cock everytime I didn't do homework. This lasted for the entire recess time so sometimes I didn't get to play football with my friends because I had to stay in the classrom being 'cocked' (this is what I called it). He said it was normal to do this to boys who were rude and didn't obey their teachers in his culture but to this day I don't understand why he did this only to me and why he rolled down the blinds every time it happened. Still, I have good memories of him and I think I will be rooting for Haiti.
Ayden Garcia
Euro16 literally starting in 2 days.
Ayden Hall
t. Alberto Barbosa
Luke Ramirez
>haiti
how the fuck does this country get a spot in this tournament.
>canada
>honduras
>el salvador
>nicaragua
>puerto rico
would be better contenders
Henry Hughes
its gonna be a shit match
wait for USA-Paraguay for another good one, then wait until quarters
Brayden James
Ryan Morris
who are the good guys here
Benjamin Clark
One of those is not like the others.
Another one is Canada.
Adam Miller
...
Tyler Young
haiti obviously
Daniel Reyes
What was Brazil's last good squad? 06-07?
William Powell
I just hope the thread is better but I doubt it.
Were you here for other copa america threads?
It was basically 99% shitposting.
1% was some poor fuck trying to discuss the game and getting laughed at.
Levi Garcia
alisson and filipe luís
Hudson Walker
Dubs or ending in 71 or 17 and Haiti wins 7-1
Henry Hall
98
Julian Garcia
South Americans are subhuman, what did you expect?
Wyatt Foster
It's just marginally worse than other divegrass threads in this board. What's 99% compared to 93% of shitposting?
Angel Hernandez
>two players from the chinese league
>literal who as a GK
>former "worst player in the world" who's now 32 and plays in the portuguese league is a starter
>elias cu mole
>Case Overrated Miro
how deep have you fallen, Brazil?
Isaac Stewart
Imagine if Haiti wins this game.
Ayden Powell
Summer + Sports = Shitposting
Connor Perez
waiting for a 3-0 brazil
and Peru 3- Ecuador 2
Zachary Murphy
dunga gets fired, which is a win for Brozil.
Evan Sanchez
Haiti wins 2-1 screencap this niggers
Jayden Gutierrez
They qualified through the playoff from the gold cup finishers
Evan Myers
i will
your pitiful screen goobies a capped
Leo Ramirez
lel this team
Wyatt Mitchell
Why no Douglas Costa
Jeremiah Russell
Kek, that's too many goals for >us.
Oliver Collins
injured
Ayden Myers
>2nd division Poland
Wew
Josiah Lee
>discussing sports
How new are you?
Nicholas Richardson
as in not just on paper but actually performing?
05 confederation cup final
Lincoln Bailey
Nice try, pidgeon-eater.
Kevin Jones
>nasl
weew
Carson Morales
How dissapointed are you with this team?
>0-0 vs Ecuador
>Could have lost but was saved over reffball.
Ayden Harris
Who are you going to get that's better?
Tyler Jenkins
shut up monkeyduor you just got that far because of luck
Colton Foster
...
Jack Davis
> Cuy eaters arguing
Lel
Jonathan Sullivan
but user your federation will appoint another puppet so nothing will change :(
Robert Price
Comfy thread~
Blake Rogers
tite
Asher Lewis
Keep posting
Nathaniel Ward
Like fucking clockwork every time.
Too other Peruvians are you all faggot weebposters or this guy is just the 1%?
William Morgan
>implying he'll say yes
the only managers who will bother with the NT are the shitty ones m8
Carson Parker
so comfy
Kayden Gonzalez
> Hating on Sup Forums posting
There is litteraly nothing wrong with it.
Jeremiah Harris
...
Tyler Ward
All my haitian friends so hyped for this game. They should have drawn the first game if that guy hadn't missed the header in the dying seconds.
This is the biggest game of their lives.
COME ON HAITI
Austin Sanchez
Do you realize Tite earns R$400k/month?
Do you realize Scolari used to earn R$900k/mo?
Do you realize Dunga earns more than Tite?
He would accept. Same shit when Mano said he'd never go to China until the chinks came with the money.
Jacob Morris
Who are you rooting for lads?
strawpoll.me
Landon Rogers
Someone post Haitian women.
Lucas Lewis
There is the other Peruvian guy from Cuzco who browses Sup Forums.
This guy: The guy from Arequipa who doesn't come here (He's from /ck/ but he's also a wee/a/bro)
The pitucos from Sup Forums...
Am I missing somebody?
Henry Morgan
>not get in on some Turkish Cacaos before the big game
Benjamin Diaz
Meme magic, of course.
Leo Thomas
> earthquakes
My sides
Tyler Scott
Here is one for you m8
Ethan Edwards
Do you happen to have a roach infestation in your island?
And what the fuck is a caicos?
Cameron Sanders
hey pèru's game might be fun if both teams play fast
Blake Flores
>Implying Peruvian women are any better.
Luis Lewis
...
Nathan Robinson
BASED Turksn'caicosbro.
Do you watch anime?
Jackson Collins
But >we are slow as fuck. Also pajeros as fuck.
Gabriel Mitchell
>Meme magic
Back to Sup Forums pls
Josiah Sanchez
>be haiti
>desperately need a good government to pull you out of the shit
>vote instead for an unhinged pop star called 'sweet micky'
>do this because pras and wyclef jean of the fugees told you to
>sweet micky does fuck all for 5 years
this fucking country, man
Ryder Bell
>Kevin Lafrance
>actually born in France
>plays in the polish second division
How memetastic.
Jason Brooks
...
Matthew Ross
>he doesn't know meme magic applies to sports teams, too, especially underdogs
Git on mah level!
Jace Reyes
what to do lads
I want Dunga out and this tournament isn't a real Copa América so I'm not really cheering for Brazil
I don't know if I should cheer for us getting BTFO to Haiti or something, or cheer for us to stay just until we eliminate someone else and have fun with the butthurt
I'm probably going to cheer for Dunga out immediately but hey
Henry Russell
>Celebrities as presidents
This should never be a thing.
Kayden Jenkins
That faggit on pol
Benjamin Sanders
well, said fun, not good, i hope it goes spaghetti for both teams :P
Jack Rogers
He already turned down before
If money was an issue he'd have accepted already
Liam Cook
...
William Moore
...
Brody White
all my keks
Jaxson Williams
...
Ryder Cox
Trump will make politics great again, worldwide.
Make him win, it won't be that bad anyway.
Parker Wood
well the good news is regardless of what you do you will 100% no impact whatsoever on the outcome
Caleb Carter
>meme magic applies to sports teams
Nice meme
Matthew Gomez
no roach infestation, but a caterpillar infestation right now because of all the recent rain, which we usually don't get
lolno
(well okay, madoka, but that was only one, ever)
Joseph Allen
What if i said to you guys that Haiti will win 1-0?
Jeremiah Flores
But we're gonna meme Trump into office.
Ian Roberts
That's part of the magic of meme magic.
Elijah Nguyen
El peruano bringin' the bantz. You are on fire lad
Adrian Bailey
Are there qt's in your island?
Luis Jackson
...
Aiden Wood
>He already turned down before
no he didn't. He just said to the media he wouldn't take the job, but he wasn't even offered. Dunga was first immediate pick right after the world cup, mostly thanks to Gilmar Rinaldi.
If you think he'd turn down doubling his salary and getting a trampoline to Europe (if he succeeds) you're delusional.
Easton Perry
This