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kraut edition

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Vikings did nothing wrong.

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

business idea: fail an interview and blame the IT company

aussie aussie aussie

hitler was a fucking idiot

>sweden still thinks they were vikings

REE REE REE

just got back from the gf's house, had sunday dinner with her parents

been round plenty of times and it was always her dad cooking, this time her mum did it and it was fucking awful

she burnt the spuds, the chicken was dry, there were about six pieces of carrot each as the only veg and she made this sauce which was literally oranges peeled and then blended with nothing else added

she basically poured orange juice onto my chicken and everyone just sat there eating it like nothing was wrong

have i gone insane?

fuck off ranga

Yay Tim's getting paranoid over nothing again
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FOY FOY FOY

they did nothing right
thats why they got btfo of the uk and ireland

one of u wanna hold this thing for me? hands are freezing

At this rate he'll be dead by Spring

>mfw his pleb palate didn't appreciate her post-modern interpretation of the sunday lunch

Cooking is art, educate yourself before you humiliate yourself

Is the lad who does vocaroo requests here?

the so called lads and i

am i welcome here??

that's too old of a man to be living in that little space

christ that looks cramped

>Do you want total war?
Maybe?

rate it

kek

>btfo out by the uk
I think you got your historical knowledge wrong by more than a half millenium

Course you are mate

*discreetly calls security*

*smacks your bum*

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*repeatedly presses panic alarm under table*

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Oh no he's started doing his video walkie talkies

Hmmmmmm

In a cafe with the gf

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well actually thats true I dont know anything about ancient britain
I know that the Irish did drive out the nordic invaders though

banana

>long hair
>just got out of the shower
>summer
>don't know how to do a bun
>mum's in bed
hell

A teenage Afghan asylum seeker in Germany has been arrested in connection with the rape and murder of a 19-year-old medical student.

Maria Ladenburger – reportedly the daughter of a top EU official – was on her way back from a party in the university city of Freiburg when she was attacked on the edge of a cycle path behind Schwarzwald station, local media reported.

>fretting cuz only done 400 words of a 2000 word essay in for tomorrow
>just remembered I get a week extension on all essays

lads im getting mixed signals here

>don't know how to do a bun

You do a ponytail then on the last loop you just only pull it halfway through

but did they do anything right?

Honestly feel a bit bad, turns out that her dad was a lawyer for pro-refugee efforts as well.

Must be a terrible torment, feel awful for everybody all around.

>daughter of a top EU official
her mother should have been the one who was raped

>Honestly feel a bit bad
Why?

Rapes in Germany have increased by something like 3000%

*pinches your arse*
you're a girl right mate

bear in mind your answer will affect your immigration application's success

alri, now how do i do a ponytail

You have long hair. You know how to do a ponytail. Unless you're some frizzy afro cornrows nigger

fuck rooooooo
doing a 3000 worder start to finish tonight

discovered greenland and north america and set up trade routes all the way to the holy land

im whatever you want me to be d-daddy

Why do I feel bad for a young innocent girl getting raped and killed and for a father who not only has heard his daughter has been raped and killed but also worked to protect the very kind of person that did it?

What the fuck is wrong with you ? How can you have no sympathy?

>Afghan asylum seeker

urm wow dont see how thats relevant 2bh :\

Lebensraum & Lebensborn when?

Attacked ideological centers of their enemy using them to force the world to their own ideology, also called monastries.

*hands you a pint*
down that in 10 seconds or you're not getting in
Only hardmen allowed in this thread

I have no idea how you'll do that. I barely managed to get a 1500 worder done in two days.

>200 word essay due in a week
>Not even started

I'm fucked. Starting to worry now.

>have to do research for a project proposal I'm doing tomorrow on camera

*gives you a kiss*
you better be sunshine

what shall i wank to /brit/?

>10 character essay in for december 2019

i'm fucked

What sympathy?
Her father protects and imports rapists from countries that don't even have any conflict

He just learnt a lesson

your imagination

let's suppose the government decided to deport all foreigners and close the borders tonight

what would be the next step in rorke's plan? or would everything be hunky dory from that point on?

not an argument

page glitched and now I can't find the video of Tim singing to stop it lol

find something on /d/ that gets your gears going

Sorry I keep forgetting how edgy everybody on here is.

if only you knew how bad things really were

>Afghanistan
>no conflict

There has been war in Afghanistan since 1978, without pause.

idiot

need more than that today im hungover as fuck it might take a jump start to the testicles to get my boner running

okay

i'd forced neets like you to start cleaning toilets

i've got until monday 11.59pm

Ah yes, millions of people who work in everyday jobs suddenly don't exist and we won't let anybody in to replace them, this will surely work well.

>he just learnt a lesson

>tfw Syrian myself

Feel sorry for Europe kek. This is their eventual suicide

post link

lads I want to have a wank but it MUST be to /Brit/slags, some names please

t. fat white autist

>rorke pretends to be syrian

lmao

no clue what he's done here

>"encourage" neets to get a job
>reintroduce national service to those for leave school without a-levels
>invade iceland as payback for the cod wars

actually i have a job now

well obviously it wouldn't but thats besides the point

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(You)

haha no way i'm actually a girl xx

don't like pakis, don't like blacks

spics are a mixed bag and asians don't hurt anybody

>pakistanis getting angry at syrians

is your mum a brit slag?

nice thread

and you'd be ok with 50 years of wageslavery and then pissing yourself in a nursing home and then dying?

>pakistanis
fuck off politically correct lefty looney

tfw not anglo

but pakis are asian

any1 else miss their youth alot?
part of growing up I think. people say manchester was a shithole but I really look back at it fondly

Heres a 10/10

when yanks say asian they mean orientals

*east asians

is google not working in ireland?

what does "gyaldem ting" mean?

it is a shithole, you look back at it fondly because you are in russia now which is even worse

nope still trying to distance myself