Why don't you have a European gf?

[Bentley Cooper]

Why don't you have a European gf?

[Samuel Watson]

Because I'm boring and ugly

[Daniel Cox]

Because I'm not handsome and interesting

[Aaron Anderson]

anime

[Logan Foster]

...

[Aaron Turner]

that boy knows you're stalking him?

[Chase Barnes]

because i'm a NEET who never leaves his house

[Brody Watson]

I'm not cultured or classy enough.

[Jeremiah Sullivan]

I do though. We've been together for 12 years now.

[Daniel Phillips]

i dont want to date a muslim.