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first for Chris
first for basedping
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apparently Brock Lesnar can bench 600lb and squat 1000lb to Kurt Angle
is this legit
does rory have literally any chance?
Make room cunts! This is a BisKing thread!
probably i can do 5x425 and i don't even lift regularly
Bisping is a disgrace to England, he is a homophobic bigot and should be stripped of his title. He doesn't represent Britain and his "banter" is just intolerant insults.
i can defintely believe his benching but his squat sounds fucking insane
rory will end the wondermeme
Fuck off """""""""""""""""""""""""faggot""""""""""""""""""".
Remember, three Monster Energy drinks a day. Minimum!
Monster stuck by him when his friends and his girl left. They get a bit respect for that
rory got stopped by lawler and condit lol
wow, very edgy. you must feel really cool using homophobic terms.
>tfw when HEEM 1 will never happen
Updated List of Fighters w/ Name Tats
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That Lawler fight was really close. He was so close to winning. He was up three rounds to one. Damn shame he got heemed.
No, I'm just making fun of you for being so goddamn sensitive.
BTW, I'm married to a man and we both have penises, so take that as you will.
trust me lad, it's happening.
Who would headline?
Scroggins
Moraga
Chiesa
cerrone
thanks for the (You)s, I was just pretending. the joke is on you
He does represent us, actually.
HEEM fc would have flyweights and super heavyweights with nothing in between.
With no main event and a card how lad?
it was supposed to be lithcuck and edgestonia but we all know how that went
>I was just pretending to be a faggot!
Whatever.
I'm going to go fuck my husband in the ass while picturing Rocksalt getting heemed.
>pic related
Good and nicely timed OP, OP.
>joanna eats eggs EVERY DAY
You know how unhealthy that is and how bad she smells?
Still working on a main event at the moment since lithcuck and edgestonia seems to have fallen through, but it's going to be at the Stockton arena sometime in the summer.
Rory Fan vs. Modcuck
Adnan vs. Kimbo's Ghost
Who is she fighting next?
If you fly me out, i'd fight for /heem/FC. I'm a (recent) brown belt in BJJ, and I wrestled in high school.
>Roryfan
Who?
paige vanzant is literally doing wwe summerslam
>Rory Fan vs. Modcuck
I like it. Anything to see a tripfag BTFO
What's your striking like kid?
joanna does not strike me as a person that cares for what she smells like.
I'm 6'3 250lbs and the only move I know is the rnc.
I could heem every here
It's decent, I guess. My buddy is really into muay thai and sometimes we fuck around and spar. He beats me when do stand up, but I get my licks in.
she needs to be humbled
>I'm 6'2, 195 lbs.
You were kind of close.
better start hitting them fucking pads if you want to be on HEEM FC 1 lad
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why u lads gotta lie on an anonymous board for
I'm speaking about myself lad
>being sub 6 feet or sub 200lbs
manlet detected
that match was a pretty big draw, you better be able to find some names to put for the main event
its for the undisputed Heem championship after all
where's my based miami vice bro at??
incorrect, and us average is something like 5'7
so, without proof statistically you guys are lying on an anonymous board
where are you in florida?
Try to get the boxing swede, not the boxswede who called Cruz a meme but the actual boxer.
The average male American mens height is 177 cm, which is 69.7 inches, which is approximately 5 foot – 10 inches tall. (for white males*).
>implying I'm lying.
Believe whatever you want. I'm not trying to impress some rando manlet on the internet.
I'm actually sparring with him in about two hours. I'll get right on it.
I thought you were shitposting or something.
U.S. average is 5'9.
but I'm black, so that kind of skews things. We are either tall or keving hart.
*kevin hart.
I'm 5'9" 138 lbs and I can heem a solid 15% here
satellite beach reporting in
Rory Fan vs. Modcuck is the fight to make.
Boxing Swede for sure, Co-main event. Here's his opponent
A rival clown from her circus days
Daytona Beach.
why is this allowed?
wew lad
Lmao he's so short that head kicks against him should be counted as illegal soccer kicks.
If he makes weight, he makes weight. There are no height requirements to fight MMA. That's why mighty mouse is a champion.
(((ariel helwani))) is a disgrace
What the fuck is up with this (((----))) thing?
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Daytona is a nice place, once you get past the hookers and drug addicts. But that's mainly on Ridgewood.
Brazilians are fucking stupid. How new are you?
>that transparent ploy
>i-it's not about me it's about bisping
fucking douche
Cheapest tickets for Bellator London are £46.25 for nosebleed seats. Disgraceful desu.
i know i've been there i'm about an hour away
even if it wasn't my job, i'd be pissed if they didn't let me see bisping win
just as long as the fight can be made that can still be a good card
if you could get lithcuck to come back and fight some can we could have lithcuck fight the winner in the next event
Bellator can eat Mama June's cunt. Why would you even want to go? I thought british people had taste.
would never do/10
>eggs are unhealthy
When will this meme end?
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When people stop being idiots. Everything is unhealthy unless taken in moderation.
lithcuck return would be huge sales for HEEM FC 2.
its about 15 minutes away from me so I thought about going, not if its that expensive though.
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>sour kraut
what an imbecile
Lithcuck was the real draw to the fight vs Estonia, the only reason that fight was so big was because of the size difference and the high percentage of a potential heem. Otherwise estonia was a literal who.
No you can't
would eat/10
I don't know how much 46 pounds is worth, really.
Is that a good bit of money in UKland?
I've been grappling for two years now so put me on there against another scrub like me famalam
Wasn't he supposed to not eat bread? And how the fuck did he cook those eggs? They look like shit.
Holloway vs. Mendes seems like a very possible matchup w/ Aldo and Edgar fighting at 200 and Conor at 202.
Lithcuck will probably be matched with someone else for HEEM FC 1. Unless he shows up day of weigh-ins, it's Rory fan vs Modcuck.
How about you vs. Spain. Gi only rules.
no bully
But it has been proven time and time again that eggs are risky only in people with obesity or a history of diabetes.
you the daytonafag? you can come spot me today
BREAKING: Rich Piana has been signed to fight on HEEM FC 1 against TBD
>proven
lol you're certainly not a scientist
Cyborg looked like shit in his last fight.
I'm down but none of that butt scooting shit
Cyborg is 50 years old and has a million injuries