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Proxy off, Nigel

yes very much

Proxy off, Steve

>We didn't win anything in literally more than 100 years and have to rate friendly to be just a bit less embarassing

Based Croatia

>biggest defeat
>Hungary 7 - 1 England

Proxy off, John

I thought the biggest German defeat was World War 2

Kek

BTFO

daily reminder football was considered a degenerate subhuman british sport by the elites of the German empire

daily reminder it was called "the english disease"

daily reminder it was banned in many German regions up until the beginning of the 20th century

daily reminder the sport became popular anyway

daily reminder 100 years later we are now way more successful at football than its british inventors

ayy

How times change.

>this damage control

kek

KEK

9-0 K E K

Who came from two goals down to win that friendly the other day? In your own back yard? A game that the supposed """Weltmeister""" should have steamrolled? Oh yeah it was us

sure :)))))

>Look at me I'm English and I rate friendlies
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what damage am I supposed to control?

we are better at a sport you invented that was literally illegal in many German regions around 100 years ago

sure funny, much laugh :)))

ofcourse you are :)))

kek

KEK FUCKING KEK 9-0 AHAHAHA FUCKING GERMANY ON SUICIDE WATCH

that german coach that killed himself today probably saw this thread and couldnt take the shame

Don't mind him, it must be hard to get knocked out as early as England in every tournament... Those guys even think friendlies count and I didn't even know we played against them

>"Grandpa what was the biggest sporting victory you ever witnessed?"
>"That one time we beat Germany in a friendly, little Tommy-Mohammad."

Have you managed to reincarnate Hitler yet?

>british """"""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""""

much laugh :))) actually if you asked your grandpa, he would probably mention 9:0 :))))

kek

>Remember when England beat us?
>Me neither

Achtung!

Hey, wasn't Croatia a part of Austria back then?

lel krauts literally on pooicide watch ITT

>worshipping a german queen
only in "Great" Britain

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ah no wonder they begged a load of polish and turks to fuck their women and play for them in football, its because the white germans lose 9-0

kek

queque

>making fun of immigrants in England
>the Caliphate of Germany

I CAN BREATH HOLY SHIT

Friendly reminder that England would have walked the first 3 World Cups and killed any interest in International competitions.

At least we got the secular Turks while you got the Sharia loving Pakis.

>germany cucked again

just another day in england

Then you should have. Uruguay have spent the past 60 years wanking over achievements in the dinosaur era

this is literally worse than 7-1

you guys are lucky Sup Forums wasnt around back then

wish they'd learn how to play football desu. your turks actually make your team better

They play cricket pham

i know, that's no help when the euros or wc roll around though is it

I remember when we beat Germany :)

Why can't Germans handle our hilarious banter? What's wrong with that country?

Maybe we should cool off a bit or they might get butthurt and start invading countries again (until we twat them as usual).

>"Grandklaus what was the biggest sporting victory you ever witnessed?"
>"I don't know fritz a brit killed me in 1943"

>discussion about sports
>brits bring up the world wars

everytime

Some can be good at banter

youtube.com/watch?v=j9p0LEmFvuw

user, turn off you proxy, cuz everbody knows that Krauts can't make good jokes

DELETE THIS

its the banter theres no comeback to for the germans. it would be a waste of the war if we didnt bring it up to banter them.

if the germans ITT had just took the 9-0 like a man instead of talking back it wouldnt have come to this

Proxy off, Madison

>delusional Britcucks believe they can banter

lel, how cute

We would have to take you seriously first, in order to take your banter seriously

But we don't take you seriously.
We just can't.

>it would be a waste of the war if we didnt bring it up to banter them
this tbqh. we didn't do all that nazi killing just to save a few jews lad, it was for the bantz

Shut the fuck up you stupid Brits. You're ruining my breakfast of eggs and toast with black beans and grilled cherry tomatoes with your nonstop "banter" a.k.a shitposting. Just fucking stop posting.

shut it fatty

shut it chubby

can it porky

>losing to a country that isn't even in the euros
pmsl

Zip it flabby

shut it porky

>mentioning your breakfast in detail

t. Blogpost

> not piling on against the filthy jerries

deport yourself

Second goal was refball tbf

button it chunky

Germany didn' have professional football until 1963, women's football was even illegal until the 90's.

>poster count has barely gone up

Enjoying those (you)s you fucking shitposting faggot? I fucking hate England. I fucking wish we never helped you limeys win WW2. Hitler was right

croatia hating on germany ?!
what kind of twisted parallel universe is this

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why is everyone calling him fat?

his breakfast seems pretty healthy to me

look at the flag porky

>actually monitoring the post count of threads
>thinking that people would come into a new thread they havnt already posted in to call you fat

kek you fat autistic fatty

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>the USA has the same amount of WC medals as England
>mfw

Don't listen to this anglos la

LMAO

>Fussluemmelei

Sounds like fetish porn

calm down lardo

based

I haven't seen this before, laughed out loud to be honest

>beat germany only because gómez's first goal was incorrectly ruled offside meaning the score should have been 3-0

wow such an achievement, why even hold euro 2016 we clearly know who the winner will be

How many Euro's have you won m8?

They need these wins to stay sane. I'm actually surprised it always works out for them in the irrelevant matches.

Maybe this entire sport is fixed after all.

As many as you, la

I'm Dutch pal

Yes, I know you're muslim la

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nigel isn't a dutchy name, nige.

Poor kraut just got raped harder than the average german wonan on new years desu

ayy

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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>implying we lost

7 million deaths and half the country being handed over to the Ruskies to assrape both literally and with gommunism seems like losing m8

even in this conditions we still had toilet paper unlike your country

BTFO