Can you name 5 players without cheating?

Name 5 of these players without cheating (Zlatan doesnt count)

no, but i can name ibra

I only know Wernbloom

Ekdal
Lustig
Ibra
Izaksson
Alberto Lindelof
probably some larsson in there

Zlatan

those beautiful swedish genes

kallstrom
ekdal
guidetti
ibra

Finland YES

Forsberg
Guidetti
Ekdal
Kallstrom made the squad, didn't he?

Ibrahimovic
Hansson
Isaksson
Wilhelmsson
Kallström

I know you have a guy called lustig because his name is funny.

you are like 10 years late

Top row furthest to the left is Källström so yeah

Yeah, Lustig translates to funny or amusing.

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Nope.

Umm
No

>(Zlatan doesnt count)

That's the only one I recognized, m8.

in 5 years its gonna be easy, half the nation will be called Muhammed

You guys all look the same bar some few odd balls, it doesn't even matter

Achmud
Mohammad
Bilal
N'golo
Zlatan

also only know wernbloom cos i keep getting his sticker in every pack for my panini album. really getting sick of spunking money on stickers of pontus fucking wernbloom desu

Zlatan and Guidetti

1. Fredrik Larsson
2. Swed von Swedson
3. Henrik Henriksson
4. Lars von Larsson
5. Fredrik Fredriksson

Did I get any?

Kallstrom
Ekdal
Guidetti
Zlatan
based Lindelof
Olsson

ibra
guidetti
lustig
ekdal

you guys know you're latin american, right? not sure you should be attempting the whole racial banter thing

I recognise Zlatan, Seb Larsson, Guidetti and Martin Olsson

And I assume Kallstrom, Berg, Isaksson, Lustig are all there too.

MEHIXO Y ARGENTINA ES BLANCO JAJAJAJ

Benfica supporter?

i actually met lustig a few times when i played in rosenborg. he seemed lankier in real life, and his gf was really short.

Did you play on the A team la?

>His country is so cucked they stopped sellling beer, pork, and asked their women to not go alone anywhere to not offend or arouse sandiggers.

Mikael Lustig looks really lanky (tall, skinny, awkward) on TV so he must be ultra lanky IRL

They do sell pork and beer everywhere though, and women can go wherever they want

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nice Sup Forums-induced fantasies mate. also you're quite literally mexican.

Jansonn
Ekdal
Lustig
JONJON Guidetti

damn i'm one short

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disturbing lack of diversity there

no but i live in trondheim, and saw him a few times. lived not far from lerkendal too.
he was, kinda weird. and he was dressed in all black every time i saw him.

ITS ALL LIES AND BUZZWORDS I SWEAR.

Umm.... Larsson?

yeah, it almost gives you the impression that Sup Forums banter has little to no connection to reality. strange

mostly, yes.

Blacks in Sweden are from Somalia and Ethipia and they suck at football even more than actual Swedes

Hiljemark plays in Palermo, you should know of him t b h

Kallstrom, Granqvist, Olsson...

Sweden is heavily multicultural though, it just doesnt show in our senior national team (yet). Look at our young teams, we had 3 africans and a few arabs playing in the U21 qualifiers and u21 championship

ITS ALL LIES.

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damn...

FALSEHOODS!!

Arsenal legend Kim Kallstrom

Marcus 'Sweden's very own Fernando Torres' Rosenberg

not in our squad m8

was he bad in ajax?

чeьcтeм
гpaнквиcт
вepнблyм

no, I'm a Porto supporter but Lindelof is really impressive

Ok, never seen him play for Benfica. But he didnt look that good vs Slovenia t b h

Zlatan
Guidetti
Kallstrom
I assume one of the keepers is Isaksson

arr rook same tbdesu

absolute legend. got paid arsenal wages for like a year after he injured his back "playing beach soccer" what a life

quite the opposite, ethnic Swedes can have blue/brown/green eyes even if blue is the most common eye color by far.
We can have blonde, dark blonde, light brown, brown and red hair.
Some ethnic Swedes tan quite easily while some are very pale with freckles.

Darker ethnic groups = everyone has black hair and brown eyes.

Kim Kallstrom I liked him with Lyon
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Guidetti

That prick Albin Ekdal bagged a hatty against inter in 14/15

Must have been the only goals he ever scored

what the fuck happened to Markus Berg? saw him years ago at some u-whatever championship and he was on fucking fire

He's a top scorer in the Greek league. Sure its no Premier League but at least better than our own domestic league.

Wernbloom played in our league, break all the legs, screams and gets a yellow card. A sick man.

kek his role is pretty much to tear the other team's goalie's head off and throw it into the stands to your strikers can score

Mohammed
Ahmed
Omar
Amir
Hamza

Elm , Toivonen , Isaakson and without Zlatan , these are the ones I know.

thats the french national team m8

Elm and Toivonen arent in our this squad.

Oh shit the muslim is angered. Suicide bombings incoming.

Then I really don't know , m8. I'll watch Sweden play for further info on their names.

Källström
Olsen
Lustig
Ekdal
Augustinsson
Durmaz
Johansson
Carlgren
Forsberg
Granqvist
Guidetti
Hiljemark
Ibrahimovic
Isaksson
Jansson
Kujovic
Larsson
Lewicki
Lindelöf
Berg
Olsson
Wernbloom
Zengin

t. lad that has autisticaly studied every team thoroughly

Ruud I'm so sorry for you kek

>tfw was at that game and witnessed him irl

nice copy+paste m8

don't be, I will still enjoy watching. football is football. I also don't like all of the ultra-normie casuals climbing out of the woodwork during tournaments where we play

I honestly didn't. The only ones I got mixed up at first were Augustinsson and Lewicki. I knew most players already, only ones I didn't know before were Carlgren and Kujovic.

kek, do you know about the players or did you only memorize their names?

I know them by position and have seen most of them play. Plenty of ex Eredivisie players. Also I updated the Sweden team in PES myself so that helped too.

wew, how would you rank the top 10 players in our team?

Wernbloom cause i played with CSKA on FM

1. Zlatan
2. Forsberg
3. Granqvist
4. Lindelöf
5. Granqvist
6. Ekdal
7. Wernbloom
8. Berg
9. Hiljemark
10. Isaksson

Lustig, Larsson, Olsson, Granqvist and obviously Ibra are the faces I know.

I could list members of the squad like Kallstrom, Ekdal, Forsberg, Berg, Isaksson, but I couldn't pick them out of a line up.

I listen to a lot of sports radio.

Tell me Swedes, how similar is this team to the one that we shared a World Cup qualifying group with?

Do you still play a 4-4-2? Does Ibra still play slightly further back than a big strong lump of a target man? Will Larsson keep his spot just for his free taking ability? Is Kallstrom still a starter?

I'll answer any questions about Ireland that I can.

> You now remember Freddy Ljunberg

Most of that is true still.
The line-up vs the 3-0 win vs Wales recently was
Isaksson; Lustig, Johansson, Granqvist, Olsson; Larsson, Kallstrom, Lewicki, Forsberg; Berg, Ibrahimovic.
That's probably who will start against you guys on Monday as well.
It's hard to explain but the team just plays a lot better lately, the last two games vs Denmark and the one vs Wales, albeit a friendly, was the best football I've seen Sweden play in a really long time.

Kallstrom
Lustig
Ekdal
Guidetti
Seb Larsson
Zlatan
Olsson
Wernbloom

Larsson?

I have a description of the Irish team capped and ready to deploy in case asked about them. Here you go. I think it's a little harsh on some of the guys in the team, but it's pretty accurate regarding the system we'll play.

I want to beat the ever-living fuck out of that kid.

Ibra
Erikkson
Kallstrom
Larsson
Karlsson

Ibra, kallstrom and guidetti is the only answer