Eternal /trb/

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/Qt/s edition

I think you meant to post this, HC.

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>tfw Barney the Dinosaur became the newest dank maymay

At least it would help you keep the kids amused while you browse /trb/

that image is very ethnically diverse. well done.

>i'll play a lot better if you just let me get on with it

m8, that's what Finger Family videos exist for.

youtube.com/watch?v=oId3DxYvyBk

My train just flew past the Millwall ground and I feel an unnatural urge to remove foreigners from England

Anyone else had this?

all the time

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how do you play somewhat defensively without wingers?

managing scotland in 2028 and my four best players are 2 strikers, an AMC and an AMC/ST. all of them with shit pace.

we have a home Euros come up, so i need to fucking do well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wingback 5-1-2-2

you have some work ahead of you then

I don't recall if the last two shots are from after he gets the lobotomy, but electro shock therapy is useful against depression and schizophrenia, so this implies that being pro-UKIP is a symptom of mental health :^)

haven't parked the bus in a couple of years. Never got it to work for some reason. Today, I decided to try it again for my Macclesfield save and I'm breezing through the cups.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

>mfw clicking the arrow in the address bar after firefox updates
FUCK OFF WITH THIS GODDAMN TABLETIFICATION

I got rid of F because of that, it's infuriating.

Should just replace him at this point. Would have dropped him and told him he was shit a few games before.

>twenty-six (26) matches without finding the net

i think you should get rid of him. forever.

Actually, I dropped him a few matches ago and we started winning again. Had to sub him in since both my strikers got injured in the same match. Ironically, he's my best striker.

>Ray

what did he do

Just bought 2016 lads. Any advice?
Gonna play with a second league colombian team. Probably gonna get fucked in the try.

>go to Italy to manual scout their regens
>Juventus and Fiorentina are the only teams in Serie A with new players

why does this happen? i have 40% world knowledge ffs

He got sent off 5 minutes into the match after handling the ball and giving away a penalty. But since he's a top lad, he complained a bit and left it at that.

why does the asian kid turn into a white boy

what do you guys generally pay for regens?

i mean Genk are wanting £16M for a world class potential 16 year old goalkeeper. that's not a sustainable purchasing policy paying that consistently

I've paid 23M€ for a 17 yo

I usually go for a couple million + future clauses they'll likely never meet

do it

I saw PSG pay 30m pounds for an 18 year old once. But that's P$G.

And Man Utd paid 36m for a 19 year old last year (Martial)

>it's a "it's his first ever goal" goal

FINALLY I WON A MATCH FFS
Against my former team too.

also
>Sup Forums in charge of working

I paid £27.5m for him when he was 17.
But I usually try to spend less than 5, he's just obviously too good to play for VfB Midtable.

>Sascha Lewandowski ded
Oh my

In my save I remember getting him fired from 3 teams in two seasons.

who /Serge Makofo/ here??
>In CM4 the first course of action for any self- respecting manager, was to click on the financially stricken Wimbledon and rid them of all their best young players. The pick of the bunch was a teenager named Serge Makofo. His exact position(s) would seem to change every time you started a new game, but more often than not he would be deemed to be a right back.
>Makofo was like no full back you had ever seen though. His dribbling ability was through the roof and if you set him to ultra-attacking, rarely-pass mode, he would go on ridiculous runs across the entire length of the pitch and score 15-20 goals a season.
I never tired of those crazy solo goals, you didn't even need to instruct him to do it. Ultimate cheese he was.

>[player] feels fine was unfair
nothing cracks me up like that

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Fucking kill me

Is there a way to play a match without watching it, that doesn't involve letting your assman taking control? I remember being a way. Game crashed before I saved and I honestly don't feel like watching it again.

there's an Instant Result mod that I use. It just takes the Instant Result feature from FM casual mode and adds it to regular autism mode.
I use it and the best thing about it is that it credits you (the manager) for the match, not your assman.

>I want to play Football Manager but I dont want to manage all my matches

Paul_Wall

described me pretty well there desu

>tfw drank two red bulls to see the Venezuela game but they made me even more sleepy

0-5-2 with 3 goals scored all season help lads

>tfw rare last name
Feels good man

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tictacs, results, and why not my best regen

I know the struggle mate

>tfw one of maybe two or three people in world, if that, with my first and last name combination

>this bloody song
I really don't understand this song's appeal to children.
My sons dominated my phone for this bloody song.

are they working now? unless you keep a gulp under your tongue for a while, it'll take some time for the caffeine to work
and sleepiness will kick in before that as your stomach demands blood to start churning that half a liter of e-no-gee drinks in it :^)

evening lads

tonight I'm gonna get really drunk

>read it as "my wife's sons"
damn it reddit

Stop watching cuck porn, Morz.

won't that interfere with your leukemia meds?
I don't think this meme was born when that maymay porn got made

my first session of chemo is monday and tonight im going to finish my alcohol stash off because im not supposed to mix the two

am I the only one who has trb on one monitor, Youtube on and FM on the other? Redlettermedia is my life tbqhwy senpai cuz desu

Fucking hell, I had to replay this match again a few times befoere getting the previous result, and in every single match, this stupid Finn failed to score, even though he had several chances to do so. I start laughing before he shoots every time. It's like the game doesn't want him to score.

Kids actually listen to that shit? I though it was just Indian bots that padded the views to scam money out of youtube.

>grown "men" wanting a customised shirt
o i am laffin

MUH HEART

yeah, they are kinda sorta starting to kick in

Lads, I scored a goal. we lost 2-1 though

progress

why are you on the field

Because I live vicariously through my players. Are you not renaming your GOATS after you?

>not locking your contract to player/manager

no
im the manager
this isn't some fifa career mode shit

Do I need any of this DLCs?

>america-user blows top

Yes, buy all of it.

all of them
every single one
in FIFAM 08 you could have a controllable player-manager

>tfw the people with my last name are mainly concentrated in my home town(Greenock) and in Belfast

worrying, genuine possibility of historic interbreeding

>Design a Son DLC

Top kek

get them while they're cheap lad

If I buy them all that's like 65% of the base game price, Do I really need them? I don't think I will ever play Touch Mode.

>Do I really need them? I don't think I will ever play Touch Mode.
answered your own question there, pal.

we're only memeing lad

you literally shouldn't buy a single one

Do it for Mike

Hey guys what is a good movie to watch while being high?

melancholia by lars on trier is the only answer

Pineapple Express.

The Holy Mountain by Jodorowsky

well if you're anything like me, something shit, that you wont mind not remembering the next day.

bit of a cliche, but i love watching stoner movies when im high. puffing a joint along with the characters is a very comfy feel. Harold & Kumar get the munchies for me is a favourite.

DUDE WEED LMAO

I mean he asked for it.

Old godzilla films coolio, the voice overs usually give me a good chuckle

A Beautiful Mind :^)

good thing I literally just signed this guy for reinforcements in a relegation battle

>when it's match day and you press spacebar too many times and accidentally submit your team before checking it

>Not having the confirm team box question thing
Literally leave it on just to avoid that

>its match day and you select your team but forget to click "quick pick unselected positions"

>tfw accidentally tick that box and have to reset all the damn "you sure you want to scout these two players boss?" ticks

>about a week ago I start feeling like FM after a loooong pause
>"16 will probably be on sale when the Euros start, I'll wait until then"
>Screw waiting, start a new save in 14 anyway
>fast forward to today
>just starting to really get into my new save
>16 is on sale
Should I go for it?

>when you click "quick pick unselected positions" and then replace the sub gk with an outfield player