/NFL/ GENERAL : Phollop Rovers edition

NO:2015 second-round DE Kikaha suffers torn ACL
TB:ASJ removed from OTAs, posts cryptic tweets
CLE:Hue: RG3 still 'mastering' the QB position
DEN:Von Miller wants first three years guaranteed
DEN:Broncos sign first-round QB Paxton Lynch
LAR:Rams talking extensions with Fisher, Snead
DEN:Report: Von Miller could sit out 2016 season
NE:Chris Hogan generating buzz at Patriots OTAs
CIN:Bengals ink Bernard to 3-yr, $15.5M extension
DEN:Report: Broncos offer Miller 6 years, $114.5M
PIT:Todd Haley: Coates had 'tremendous' offseason
IND:Colts, Luck working on 'blockbuster' contract

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So who do the Packers lose to in the playoffs this season?

It's official

Post Rivers memes

So I was reading some Chinese person in Ireland's Masters thesis and this was in it.

Made me chuckle

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Redskins, Falcons, or Lions.

Aids

How does it take front offices more than a few days to get their rookie contracts done, especially for the guys going in the first few picks?

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lets start this thread with quality memes

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>IND:Colts, Luck working on 'blockbuster' contract

which front office is dumber? the colts or cowboys?

The Colts. Don't they know Blockbuster is out of business?

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that last line is spot-on, i'm impressed.

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Thats it roaches, keep arguing about who the best team is going into the 2016 season. It doesnt matter, youre all a victim to my game.

Go jags.

Why are all these AFC teams fans getting delusional

She pretty much nailed everything. Can't wait to see the Patriots in the Super Cup this year

when the hell did the jaguars get a fan?

they are seriously approaching cowboy-tier delusion.

EVERYTIME

>your team
>your W/L projection
>last 2 is the number of games your team loses in 5 years

Lions
9-7

- Romo is going to throw less times than Russell Wilson.
- Romo will lead the league in Passer Rating.
- Romo will have a career low Int%
- Romo will lead the league in TD%
- Romo will play at least 14 games in the regular season
- The Cowboys have two 1,000 yard recievers
-Dez will lead the league in TDs (again)
- The Cowboys will rush for over 3000 yards
- The Cowboys will have the #1 offense
- Cowboys will score over 30 points a game
- Cowboys defense will be a Top 10 Defense
- Cowboys will play in the NFCCG

Raiders 9-7

>2 wins in 5 years

Steelers winning #7 this season

Raiders
10-6

>one fucking win in 5 years.

I dont think you understand the game, loinsman

Goddammit man.

Oh fuck

why are all cowboy fans dumbasses?

Raiders
8-8 or 9-7

Happy Ramadan, /nfl/

>Happy Ramadan
where are all these jags fans coming from all of a sudden?

Eagles
7-9 pls

OH SHIT

/lifelong/. I usually stay out of typical pats/cowboys/eagles/tripfag circle jerk that these threads always turn into. Offseason is the worst season.

Around the time Bortles, AR-15, and Robinson joined

>Eagles
>7-9

WHAT THE FUCK

youtu.be/xnRuimJ03gU
video related, EDP's hairline has JUSTed itself

Most of what I posted is pretty logical and reasonable, user

JUST

>cowboys da best
>gonna lead all statistical categories
>logical and reasonable

he will remind them

>Masterpiece Theatre presents...
>EDP wants to fight some ladys dog

whatever happened to FJM anyways? last I heard, he lost his flag. does he just lurk as user now and I never noticed?

whoa now i never said all categories please stop blowing things out of proportion dont use SJW fallacies please

With this Oline and with this Running Corps that alone makes a strong argument for Romo leading in Passer rating. With Zeke, Morris, and McFadden that alome could warrant a 3k yard ruahing yards for the team.

-Bradford is going to get injured less times than Robert Griffin
-Wentz will lead the league in Passer Rating when not adjusting for minimum snaps
-Wentz will not throw an interception all year
-Wentz will lead the league in TD%
-Wentz will play at least 1 game in the regular season (wk 17 1st round bye clinched)
-The Eagles will have a 1,000 yard receiver and 1,000 yard Tight End
-Darren Sproles will obtain another 2,000 All purpose yards
-Jordan Matthews will catch more TDs than Dez
-The Eagles will rush for over 2,000 yards
-The Eagles will have a strategic and advanced offense that isn't about speed only
-The Eagles will score 30 points a game
-The Eagles will be a top 5 Defense
-The Eagles will play in the NFCCG

Raiders
12-4

now this is a reasonable and based set of predictions

>kikaha acl down and out
lel no aints fans left and no one is even talking about it or even cares
suck my dick tbk

10/10

10/10 delusion

#rekt
/thread
bye felicia

>Steelers
>16-0

based NFL top 100 keeping Fletcher Cox deceptively underrated
gonna be ammo we can use to resign him for cheap

You do realize he's going to the Broncos next year right?

I'd like to see a legit report on contract discussions from anyone, anywhere, that said that a contributing factor for why they got over/underpaid is because of where they got ranked on the NFLN Top 100 Players of 20XX list. that would be hilarious and we'd all share a good laugh at whoever was dumb enough to actually do it, the absolute madmen.

im thinking about switching from the eagles to a different team i just cant take the failure anymore

with what cap space

eagles
buh now faggots
have fun literally not posting anything because everything is dead until preseason
i gotta go make some shekles for Mr Goldstein to receive my .001% cut

>its an i forget the file episode

What is the most meme team in the NFL right now? The way I see it it is between these 3 teams:

Panthers:
>Generic team name
>Cyan blue, a meme color
>Black QB
>Bandwagons all over the place now

Seahawks:
>le 12s
>Lime green, the most meme color in the world
>Meme unis
>Generic team name
>Black QB

Bucs:
>Unis are literally "JUST" tier
>Pirate ship in stadium
>Black QB

Am I missing anything?

Your new is the tits

it's p11 now bruh, keep up

what

>NO:2015 second-round DE Kikaha suffers torn ACL
>TB:ASJ removed from OTAs, posts cryptic tweets
>CAR:Exposed

if you need uniforms in order to make a case for memery, our alternates are pretty bad. also, colin kaepernick and chip kelly. I shouldn't have to explain that.

Do you think they will go 0-16?

kaepernick isn't even going to be the starter
49ers have some memes but the majority of their players are just plain ol bad, not memey

best deal ever. rehab as slow as possible, let the new guy take all the loses. collect my 16 million and walk after the season is over

It's funny how the perception of Trent Baalke has changed. People used to consider him one of the best team builder and talent evaluator around but that Niners team really is looking ugly.

no, but 3-13 isn't out of the realm of possibility. I'm thinking about 5-11 is most probably though, possibly 6-10 if we're lucky.

well most of the starters are just "meh", not bad. our defensive talent in particular is undersold because our fucking scheme last year made it look like shit. fuck you mangini, you didn't deserve a job anywhere even before we picked you up, way to prove me right.

but yeah as far as meme players go, we're relatively short compared to some teams now, with guys like mcdonald and aldon gone. we could still get some memery out of kaep on the bench though, since it doesn't look like he'll get traded to denver like he wanted. remember sad sideline alex smith? this could be better.

don't get me wrong, he has made some good hits in the draft, but he's also made some severe misses and the overall picture is average and inconsistent. free agency has the same problem, with more misses than hits compared to the draft.

I think the real problem is that our entire talent evaluation team fell down the shitter once Scout McCloughan left for seattle. he was the guy who should be given the praise for all those guys we got in 2005-2009 that harbaugh was able to refine into bona fide jewels, but he left in 2010 and our scouting hasn't been the same since. baalke can only do so much when his information reliability is bullshit.

the jets

wonder where he'll go after this
i'd really like to see him reboot his career, those games where he shit all over the packers were pretty incredible
i think he just got lucky a decent amount, he's been doing a pretty shitty job in recent years imo

>he was why the $(ers found deep talent
>he left for seattle
>in 2010
Oh shit no wonder the Xehawks started doing well, I was told it was all Carroll. Does this mean we have to put up with those fucks for another decade?

>Brown, Beckham, and Landry have put on a WR boot camp in Miami, with Geno Smith throwing the ball

Oh the meme potential

the misery will never fade
you might find another team
you might find joy in their wins
but you'll always know what the iggs are doing
you can't escape it

>he's been doing a pretty shitty job in recent years imo
I think that's unfair, I mean look at who we got in the 2014 and 2015 drafts
>jimmie ward
>carlos hyde
>marcus martin
>chris borland
>bruce ellington
>dontae johnson
>aaron lynch
>arik armstead
>jaquiski tartt
>blake bell
>mike davis
most of those guys ended up earning their way to starter spots at one point, and are still on the roster as at least backups. from a GM's perspective, that's not bad, but if over half of them are gone 2 years from now then it looks worse. for now though it's just okay.

ha no, he left the seahawks after 2013 (and then they lost the owl in 2014, coincidence?) and is now the GM of the ***skins

>le one hand catch men
>le lego haircut man
>le jaw man
good lineup
hope u don't think that's me famo

Eagles
Depends on divisional QBs, 6-10 to 8-8.
This is dumb. The reason he's low is that no one thinks about 3-4 DEs or 4-3 DTs as highlight players. Teams don't give a shit about a TV show, they already know his value.

Being in the Top 50 would probably increase his value. That just about guarantees he is Top 5 of all 3-4 DEs/4-3 DTs.
Well meme'd my friend.

fletcher cox is basically a poor man's mo wilkerson

Dude, your memes are on fire today.

Same goes with John Schneider. You can count on one hand how many genuinely good players he's drafted since the 2013 class. And I don't think they've had a good signing since Avril/Bennett in 2013 either. Jimmy Graham is a great TE but he's being wasted in Seattle.

mo wilkerson is a poor man's sheldon richardson

>Jimmy Graham is a great TE
he sucks as a TE
just a receiver who won't block

Jimmy Graham is basically a poor man's Benjamin Watson.

>his team doesn't have two different division titles

p12 is basically a poor man's krabs

who's p12, sounds like a real faggot

Tony G was that in ATL especially towards the end of his career. The passing game impact far outweighs the bad.

>his team was the Raiders', Chargers', and occasionally the Chiefs' bitch for years

>his team hasn't won two different league championships

Git gud

>only two
Oh you poor, young child.