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'sterdam

The British? Not a fan

Stool?

Just getting a touch up

there is literally NO reason to want a new thread after the bump limit apart from wanting your autistic edition to be season

/brit/ would be a lot more comfier if threads lasted to a minimum of 500 posts without the worry of not making your post fearing a new thread

cara has no ass

Need a bf

24hrs 30minutes (minus 8 for sleep, pooing, lunch etc) so 16.5hrs
1700 words
the race is on

he's here lads

Unionists are such mongs

we can't trust the Scots god knows why people think we can trust the Irish

me on the right right

>not wanting /brit/ to me on the front page to encourage new posters to join in and have more interestingcoversations

Who they

Gagged

>/brit/ would be a lot more comfier if threads lasted to a minimum of 500 posts without the worry of not making your post fearing a new thread
Medical autism

excellent edition

It's true. It doesn't apply to working class northerner Irish Catholics in England tho. I was raised in NI and heard stuff like that every day. Every Paddys day we made big bonfires and burnt Union jacks, same as how the Prods in NI burn our flag and say "kill all taigs"

I lived in a community full of ex paramilitary boys and many still had rifles and other firearms. Synthetic marijuana dealers got shot down the road from me.

shopping list
-new desk
-perhaps some shelves
-new pc
-gf

Fuck off

3 months
200 words
the race is on

>unionists
>Irish
Chatting clean shite so ye are

Enjoyed this pic. Want to save it but I have no idea when I'd ever use it.

explain what benefit it has?
/brit/ would be ideally comfy if it was just one thread that never ended
>wanting random JFs from the catalog to pipe up with their shit

Whats the website to buy a new telly on nowadays lads

Daily reminder: celts are physically superior specimens for the most part, especially in ferocious combatitive sport

talking about the english people in the last thread stupid cunt stop sticking your beak in.

Use it when huns start chatting utter bollocks.

new-tellies.co.uk

not true at all

Ahh well then ye made a good post imo

300 is the only marker we have meaning it's the natural place to make a new thread

>the absolute state of Italy

>its a "she pretends to be offended over something i've said and forces me to apologise" episode

Ah yes, so called "women"

The cats

if i ever get a gf/wife that i live with ill wear provocative clothing when im lounging around the house...


the clothes ill wear before bed at night will show off my frame well and ill also probably sleep in as little clothing as possible around her.

these are tactics we can use to increase the frequency of sexual events.

start of the threads is pure autism
shorter threads = less actual discussion

also the bump limit is 310 you absolute new cunt fuck off nazi twat

>FORCES me to APOLOGISE
Utter state of you, holy fuck

>dating a runt

this 2bh

Fuck off what would you know you Dublin shitebag

Unitonically grew up in an estate in county down where ex paramilitary men still held firearms and shot dealers

What would you know?

Weird, not come across anything like that myself, been loads too, even got an Irish passport because my mum's Irish.

Must be absolute scrotes doing this. Only people I know who do this are the ones that hate England but love Man United and all that

desu ladm8s

this literally isn't doable
you're going to fail, i hope it doesn't count for much

Did that to a girl once. She near had an actual mental breakdown.

literally this

The hats

really get the lobes spinning

Bet you wish you were the Phantom Typer right now lmao x

“When I was young
I wanted to be just like him.
One of the charm, of a bright orange smile
and muscular laughter.
Bold brown eyes flashing fearless
when he sat not alone
on cold blue nights
in empty boxcars.

Riding a freight train’s
solitary wail
away from Nebraska
Depression, accompanying dreams
withered farms.
Nothing left but the
leaves of possibilities.”

The ironic thing is she got offended because I called her insecure

down isn't in the republic, none of what you said applies outside your middle east tier shithole

and no im not from dublin

>yanks have started posting

96% of Irish lads are top banter but there's always a small minority who peddle this 'we hate le English' thing and go on about how they know lads who can fuck people up.

Utter scruffs

mmmmmm

an entire box of oatmeal creme pies only costs $1.79

don't have the patience to deal with shite like that 2bh

would end up binning after the first convo

So you're not concerned with your countrymen in the occupied six? Sad free stater indifferent middle class scum

Is this a windup? I did a 4000 word Comp Sci essay in like 3 hours, starting at 5am to be submitted by 9.

best advice I've ever gotten regarding females is that ignoring them frazzles their brain
treat em mean keep em keen as they say

delete this image mate

naw i just couldn't care for your delusions desu

He never said anything about the Republic. He was talking about Ireland.

business idea: gluten-free car insurance

so cute :3

I don't want to get shot just because of my accent desu :c

Ireland seems uncomfy

>comp sci
maybe (but probably not) they're doing real subjects mate

Honestly don't know how the rational lads amongst you deal with bitter saddos like this.

It's like the EDL, they think they're some brave warriors but half their own people hate them

are we going to do this every time i post a frog

i enjoy posting frogs and do it quite often

perhaps we could compromise

Bet you're part Irish yourself

Cannot fathom willingly looking at the Irish with rose tinted glasses

would love to fucking boot the both of them and then stab on their heads after

sometimes I wonder why some people are fat

obviously, I know it's because they eat so much fucking food; the question is, why? what is the thing that compels them to take the extra portion?

Yeah I would but I'm bored atm

Just bit the bullet

t. history """""graduate"""""

if i ever had a gf id probably get her to unironically shitpost on Sup Forums with me one night.......

we could take pictures of her with proof of what day/time it is and make nerds sperg out and give her attention and ask about her feet lol......

>know lads who can fuck people up
But I do, I know it doesn't count for much here on a Mongolian basket weaving forum but I live amongst working class lads who have killed people. They don't play that game anymore however. I hate the Ulster scotch but I can't overlook the historical atrocities committed by the English and I won't. When you have family members who died because of that conflict the wounds are still fresh, it's beyond your comprehension clearly.

Oh Allah, please be real

why do the irish think they're hard

they literally got killed by people from the ireland next to them for decades and starved to death because they didnt have any potatoes

hilarious how pathetic their history is

>le hate British
It's present in like 70% of the population at the very least, and 90% hate the British government

You've probably only met soft handed dubs

Yes lad, dual citizen, even though my mum was born in Belfast and is basically English.

Just got a cheeky passport in case the whole brexit thing went tits up x

>perhaps we could compromise
i'm listening
make me an offer
americanised brainwashing by tv and all other media

This worked before tinder

the part of ireland in the uk isn't comparable to the real ireland

hence why his experiences in down aren't representative of the real ireland because they were in the uk

>dating a runt

this post is perfect.

it's so obvious why you don't have a gf.

nothing else brings them joy or satisfaction
eating is the only high point of their day so they go overboard

that's reassuring, I'll get it done tomorrow :)
it's just gonna be shite and it's a reasonable percentage of my grade + it's a meme course so i have to write properly

Are you under the impression that knowing paramilitary lads is a rarity in Ireland? Really?

i'll delete the next frog i post but leave that one

next time you're shopping look at what people are buying, seems most people only eat oven chips with some other frozen main shit

plebs the lot of them

>micks have been triggered even without the influence of Ulster

delete this post mate

Tiocfaidh ár lá deartháir

It's funny because my grandparents moved here after half my family got obliterated by British forces in the Troubles so I was born in England.

I could be a plastic paddy whining cunt and bitter like you or I could not be a dickhead and realise that we live in a different age now and not pretend that I can feel the pain of my ancestors or whatever gay shit you cling on to to give you meaning in your life.

>real Ireland
Fuck off back to England, west Brit.

but there's no frog

Haram!

nah, that's not it otherwise I'd be fat too since I have an absolutely shite diet

dere's more to oirland

den dis

So you're underage? Seeing as The Troubles ended in 98.

NI conflict kino

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