/mlb/ General - Puk Edition

KC:Ventura suspended nine games for brawl
CHC:A's trade Chris Coghlan back to the Cubs
HOU:Carlos Correa day-to-day with sprained ankle
CIN:Billy Hamilton enters concussion protocol
BAL:Chris Davis (thumb) returns to O's lineup
CWS:White Sox sign Morneau to one-year deal
PIT:Starling Marte (ankle) returns to lineup Thu.
BAL:O's Machado suspended four games for fight
HOU:Carlos Correa departs game with ankle injury
CWS:White Sox designate Latos for assignment
COL:CarGo taking night off Thursday vs. Pirates
OAK:A's place Rich Hill on DL with strained groin

>Puk
what kinda dumb name is that?

fart

Giants

Is it pronounced Puke?

for chase utley

work your magic jerry

/Pint/

>With the number one overall pick in the MLB draft, the Philadelphia Phillies select...

Royals

It's a pucking amazing name, that's what it is

What should the white sox draft for their many many many black holes?

A BUST!

>it's a 7 fastball

and I have a 7 dick

Holy shit was that first pitch a 2 seamer or sinker?

And may the spiral to under .500 commence.

Verlander is coming home

>that arm snapback
yikes

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I skimmed through "The Arm" and I think the moral was that Pint is a fucking bust

>commence

Giants blow. Thanks for Duvall asshats. Go Reds.

It's TJS waiting to happen

>inb4 armchair Doctors already diagnose him with Tommy John

can someone link me to a good draft bigboard? i have no clue who any of the decent prospects are

When will the league allow players with cybernetic enhancements. I want my bionic baseball.

Thanks, DR. Armchair.

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>this mad that they don't have a doctorate degree in elbow physics

lmao

idk about TJS already, but putting 102 mph worth of recoil on your arm like that can't be good for an elbow that isn't even done growing yet

>pint
>available at 9
Keep dreaming

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>its a dodgers get a travel day to move 300 miles episode

More like a doctorate in NEET am I right?

NICE JOB BYRNSIE

I would laugh my ass off if the giants won the division then got cucked in the NLDS by the wild card meme

I have one of those too.

I have a PhD in smug anime girls, does that count?

Royals

Pint and Wentz are confirmed gay red flags do not draft

I have a PHD in sports science from devry university

>Pint's father

holy shit, he sounds like a mega cuck

best young pitcher etc.

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Wentz looks legit but apparently he's demanding something ridiculous for his signing bonus.

>Looking at the top draft prospect list
>most of the players were born in 1997-1998

And I have a PHD in women with ass wearing team caps

>Commence

Uh

>Literally being compared to JV

>86
eries confirmed

JACK Z GET OFF MY TV


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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me 2

Which pitcher will get the death sentence tonight?

yikes

>in a surprise move, the Phillies have opted to trade their #1 pick for a clone of Ryan Howard

thats not a real butt

>fat, bald, white guys

High school ones, mostly. And even then, #200 on the MLB site is still in high school and he's 19. Worse, he's apparently from Windermere, which means he'll die in about a decade.

saved
faggots

>i like steroid butts

Pint because the rockies may as well go for the ultimate boom or bust in their situation.

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Can we take a moment and think back on the moment Odor BTFO of Bautista then Bautista cried to the media?

>bawwtista

>I like good ole pancake booty
>The type where the crack is right at the very bottom

>the rockies logo is an artistic rendition of what happens whenever they call up one of their young pitchers to the big leagues

Has he been the same since?

that butt looks like a moldy grape user

>@JeffPassan: How do you know the MLB draft is broken? Almost every elite HS kid is trying to move DOWN the draft board to teams with the most money.

Small marklets BTFO again

Haha! Time to add to this monster farm system.

>you will never be a natty 6'4 prospect with a qt pitch and get drafted by the MLB

I don't see it

harold reynolds says he expects to see a drafted player in MLB this summer. fuck off harold

>players want to be drafted by good teams, not shitty ones
stop the fucking presses jeff

What are the odds that Peter Gammons dies on set tonight

delete your account

>Listening to what comes out of Harold Reynolds' mouth

there's usually a pitcher who ends up in a relief role for a competitive team
not that unusual

Should the White Sox go for Riley Pint?

Another top potential LHP starter like Sale and Rodon?

>t. Shillary

>pint is falling to 10
'no'

>Draft pitcher that can throw 102
>Stick him in the bullpen for September

Your point?

Probably whoever the whos draft

The who's drafting Pint as an LHP seems about right

Pint is already in Detroit

Yas Queen. Right away

tfw will craig

>Alec Hansen is still projected to go by round 3

he was garbage this year, Sheldon Neuse has a much better pro career ahead of him.

the only picks that the sox seem to be able to develop are pitchers, but they desperately need some position players, and trading for good position player prospects is hard as fuck

so I guess I hope they pick position players, OF and C especially

>drafting riley pint when you can draft riley reid

>it's a "we are desperately trying to get more younger viewers by playing a heartwarming but misguided clipshow about youth" episode

>Should the White Sox
Nope

he's so fat tho

shit pornstar taste bro

we need a token beer belly guy when harvey gets traded

tfw recent bangbros accounts have been duds

fukkkkkk one of the best sites tbqh. dat pov camera work. dat pawg greatness

She's rumored to be willing to sign under slot value though

Jeff Locke, apparently. 11 hits, 11 earned runs in 4 2/3 innings. Dude got his shit rocked.

>Yankee Stadium has No Runs DMC shirts for sale now

>No Boos

the MLB really needs to step up its draft