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Sox Nats

Gonzales vs Gonzales

Trying to avoid the sweep and get back .500. emphasis on trying.

Also draft edition. How will Hahn fuck this up?

Latos DFA'd
Danish signed and put on 40 man
Morneau signed, put on 15 day dl

Now we await the draft pick

you misspelled both starting pitchers' names

awful, just awful

First for

LETS GO SOX

The white sox check out, I check out

Nats fan checking in for more delicious Whos fan tears.

Will Migo also get exposed today? How long until we see Tyler Danish?

probably

>yfw jacob turner

Sox fan checking in for more suicide motivation.

>yfw the tigers cuck our pick

Should have lost those last 2 games.

It's time to see if the anguish of 2015 was worth it.

I want rutherford
collins is fine too I guess

I've never seen any of these guys play or even heard of them before today, but I'm pretty confident in my picks here

yay a catcher

HOLY SHIT A CATCHER YES

please don't suck

>drafting a catacher
wew

>/mlb/ is mocking us for picking a catcher
>he's probably already as good as any other catcher in the entire organization

fuck this organization btw desu senpaitachi

>catacher
Yeah, I'm checked out.

>tfw we get excited for a catcher in the round because our recent, current, and future catchers have all been THAT bad

I hate this team

Nats

>absolutely no doubt about it his ability to hit

so then why do I still doubt?

A 1-2-3 inning to start

Thats rare

Offense please

Forget catcher, he's probably already a better hitter than half the team. That isnt to say he's a great hitter, that's to say this fucking team is bums

>A 1-2-3 inning to start
>Nats
>Thats rare

>eaton limping

We're talking about the Sox pitching here.

Already forget about yesterday? I would have too but I ran out of represorol.

So he's a young guy who can supposedly mash

Is he the next Courtney Hawkins?

Just off yourself already abroo

Go back to fucking Cuba you piece of shit

Can we have trump win so he can deport him?

>Abroo walks
Well shit.

>It's a Gio is shit episode

>0-2 to walk
>twice in a row
This Gio fellow would be a good fit in the Sox rotation.

Goddammit.

jackson's been a lot better lately

also abroo

wow rude, he just walked senpai

I found out that since april 28th his wrc+ is 109. which is still crap for a first baseman, especially one that can't field for shit, but not nearly as bad as I thought either. I have renewed hope that he'll be ok

What the fuck was Ajax doing

MELKYYYYYYYYY

Thank you based Melky

Gio is fuckin garbage this year

Just venting. Yeah Abreu has been better of late.

MELKMAN

picking up where he left off last night

Did anyone else see MiGo in the dugout? He looked like he was staring into the fucking abyss or something.

BAM

I'm going to say this lead lasts a whole 3 innings

Fucking finally blaw

Please Migo dont fucking blow this

Why is Gio such a mental midget? As soon as the pressure starts to build he just turns into hot dogshit on the mound.

Bullpen blows it. Once gets MiGo gets yanked, it's over.

MiGo might not, but the bullpen will

We finally draft what looks to be a good hitting position player in an area of dire need

Is it too much to ask for a win on the same day? Why is it so hard to get some joy?

>designated """"""""""""""hitter""""""""""""""

>avishit

How sad is it that I actually pine for Morneau?

Because you're stupid?

Because Ventura doesn't like winning

wow rude

Justin Morneau is on the way. Remember how he absolutely killed almost any balls our pitchers threw at him?

>yfw the opposite of that happens a la avila and navarro

Nah

>it's a Gio's ERA skyrockets episode

Take notes Jimmy.

No givebacks

Wow another 1-2-3

Shit, he keeps this up and i might be tricked to believe

The sox gave up so little for Latos, shields (yes ejohnson is little), and Morneau is it even possible to be that mad?

>dioshit
Hurry up here Collins

I could probably live for life on a million dollars

>white sox continue to get has-beens for cheap, with poor results
Yes, this a kenny-era staple and 4/5 times it doesn't work

>Eaton's shit now

rooting for ya whos
keep up the good work

y-you too

20 mil for shields and we have to deal with him for 3 years

Fuck that

Someone shoot him the next time you're at the cell

>the mets are the only team the white sox have won a series against in a month
Damn, sorry senpai

Confession time: I miss Danks

Good for you. He's still shit

I miss based Tflow.

Aw shiiit

>missing fleurs

>jackshit

If things continue with Shields, he'll fill in that empty void.

>not missing fleurs
have you seen the """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""catchers"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" this season

3-0 -> K

Fuck you abroo

Avila and Navarro are no lie the worst Catching tandem I've ever seen ever. I want to puke.

>rutherford out
'no'
he's my guy

After "exploding" for 3 runs, offense back to shit

Now it's time for the Nats to get back into

I fucking hate this team so much

>MiGo doing thangs

wh-what's going on?

He's our new ace

>sweatingman.jpg
what's happening right now senpaitachi, I'm scared

>sox will probably still lose

It's sad when we consider 4 scoreless innings from a starter "doing things".

Guess it sure beats 6 runs in 2 though.

Kill me.

>tfw Joe Maddon killed MVP Bryce

No expectations are the best expectations

>Ventura put him in the bullpen and (before latos fucked off) was only going to pitch him today because rodon was inured

>robin being a retard
wow shocking

Robin let Avila catch shields when Navarro was right there

I mean just

Pathetic innings now

Should have jumped on him more before he got locked in

Fuck

they did

>dio has the most experience out of any catcher playing with james shields
>robin made Avila catch yesterday

oh didn't see the more

Who's the next guy here going to the cell

Please some be the hero we need and fucking shoot robin

Cancel the postgame show.

The collapse begins

welp

>He thought he could flurph the murph

Fuck
This
Team

goddamn i love Murph