Tfw I spent my life learning Korean

>Tfw I spent my life learning Korean
>Tfw shit racist people
>Tfw absolutely no career opportunities
>Tfw ugly plastic women who only care about money
>Tfw shit no culture just kpoop

I fucked up!

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Go to the true Korea under the Dear Leader!

He fell for it.

>could have learned Mandarin
>could have been idolized by people and asked to have photos taken with you
>could have gotten a well-paying job as a professional white person who attends board meetings and dinner parties to make the company look more international
>could have experienced life in China during the Chinese century

>plastic women

Can we stop this overused and inaccurate meme? Only a small minority of Korean women actually get plastic surgery. Most of them are natural.

>didn't learn arabic before the Eurabia takeover

RIP

>I spent my life learning Korean
Don't lie
You don't have the dedication to do anything besides shitpost, limey

>be canadian
>not already fluent in mandarin

The fuck would you know about it you leaf loving cunt?

>stop making fun of muh korea
>korean wimynz iz best wumenz

Make like a leaf and go douse yourself in gasoline and drop a lit match at your feet.

>shit racist people
Nonwhite detected. White is treated as a god there

>Tfw ugly plastic women who only care about money
And there are fags who still are delusional about these whores

learn portuguese :) anyone can be brazilian :)
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Everything I said is factual. Stop beating a deadhorse, it's not funny anymore.

That's some nice music

>>could have been idolized by people and asked to have photos taken with you

That doesn't happen anymore. Most people have a good enough idea of a White person to not need to have their photos taken of them.

glad you liked it. Tom Jobim is the creator of Bossa Nova :)
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>Tfw no Korean bf

It's nice that you could look respectable and cultured listening to this unlike K pop

Have you been there?

I don't know anyone who's ever tried living in Korea and not regretted it. It's such a godawful, miserable place.

It's like Bizarro Japan.

You really only have yourself to blame if you went there on purpose.

I am a Korean. I know what's going on there. White males are much better off than Korean males there tbqh

Why do you like an asian girl with a femenine penis?

True from the warped perspective of a koreeaboo loving leafy cunt.

The only dead horse around here m8 is your joke of a nation

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>White males are much better off than Korean males there tbqh

The average korean male kills himself by the age of 30 so that's not a good metric.

I'm Asian and everything the greentext anons are saying about Korea is true. They're not even joking about that shit at all.

>anyone can be Brazilian
>Monkey see monkey do

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>mfw plastic women is not a meme

Yep, should have chosen Japanese instead.

Well that is why I got out of there.

How is Thailand? I heard it just has an absolute madman as da kang or so

>Hi, can I have a picture of some sad Asians
>Sure thing

korea and china are overated
learn japanese

>Tfw absolutely no career opportunities

This is true I have no idea why I just assumed there would be IT jobs there's like 3 companies there.

how do you think we learned how to play football so well?

why do they do it?

>learn japanese

cuck

that gif is a meme
koreabang.com/2013/stories/miss-korea-2013-contestants-before-after-photos-amuse-netizens.html

Something wrong with their brains

OP is mistaken. Korea is an amazing place with great and decent people.
You probably went to the U.S.A colony known as "South Korea", but that's not really a country, but a foreign colony installed in Asia.

>tfw no korean pre surgery gf

Can I come Hong Kong?

you literally make this thread everyday with the exact same pic. Change it up abit Satoshi

>Hong Kong
The best way to come to HK and going to an IB bank or something there. You won't be able to pay rent for even a studio unless you have high income job like that

It doesn't matter. He's just a puppet for the army.

who's your tojo then?

look at It's true what the American said.

Real estate here is prohibitively expensive and there is really not much we have to offer in terms of tourism or sightseeing.

If you want to buy some cheap electronics or wholesale textiles or if you want to springboard on a flight to China or other parts of Asia, Hong Kong is the place.

Hong Kong is just a rat-race city and its wholly miserable.

>Tfw I spent my life learning Korean

Answer this questions in Korean to prove that you are not a troll.

1. 한국어에서 가장 좋아하는 낱말과 그것의 과거형은?
2. 그 단어를 써서 문장을 하나 작문하시오.

nigga, the only japan is anime and hentai.

she fucked up. should have only touched her cheekbones a bit, if anything.

Dumb whore deserves miserable life as an uncanny valley monster lol.

Their food is kinda gross tbqh
I like my food a little but spicier and a lot less fermented.

I can be your husband

I heard more HKers are immigrating to Taiwan cuz Taiwan is much cheaper. Is this meme or true?

Also, how do locals live if even a studio is very expensive? Is there some sort of apartment for locals just as in Singapore? Or is it like they are communiting for Shenzhen or something (even Shenzhen or New Territory was expensive when I looked it up tho)

Somehow Thais cannot into democracy. I guess. Were Thaksin and his sister even competitive policians anyway? I feel like those are what military kicked out

Is this the same girl or two different girls?

One on the left. Head of the Queen's guard wing of the army that took over after the King's guard was effectively rendered moot.

>Somehow Thais cannot into democracy. I guess.

Democracy is overrated. Look at America and the Philippines.

>Were Thaksin and his sister even competitive policians anyway?

Yes. That's why they had to go. Too much populist power.

>>Tfw shit no culture just kpoop
you should get out of your room more. I went to differnt cultural festivals all over the country every weekend

Same, before and after

ya learning mandarin is not cuck

really how come when i went to china plenty of women wanted to suck my dick

...

Which part of China specifically? Very curious. Need details.

I really like the original version on the left. The result looks shit. Some people are born ugly but other people are given beauty but they don't like it and go ugly too. Weird.

at least you can read web manhwas like lookism without needing the translations

Binch I feel you! I've always hated being forced to learn Korean when I was younger, but I've been recently really into kdramas and webtoons and it's such a good feeling not having to wait for the English translation to come out.

it's a faggot there are no girls on int

>faggot
>feminine trap
>bad
>BBC pounding Asian ass
>bad

Do you love K pop?

They should have finished you off in Orlando.

Enjoy being Dar al-Islam and do jihads against Shintoist kaffir Japan mah Korean friendo

>implying

what people see is their use of makeup, not so much plastic surgery
why doesn't anyone understand

>Learning Russian

Stopped reading there.

>tfw asiatic
>tfw my Chinese, Japanese, Korean brothers won't accept me as one of them

>asiatic
One of Turan?
>tfw 1/4 Turani

East Asians are really a race of their own desu

Im mexican.
Its a shame how divided we've become since the last ice age

kek

>Hey guys I'm from Poland!
>That makes me French right!?