Stanley Cup Final: Game 5 Thread #3

3-2 Sharks

Austria and Slovakia welcome

Go home toothpaste

Shorkening incoming?

BILL

first for something

canucks win

>rags

bill scar

I want to be fisted by kippers

IT WAS 2-0

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TAKE A GUESS: HOW MANY MORE COMMERCIALS UNTIL WE SEE THE BON JOVI "POWER TURN TO BACK TIME" COMMERCIAL??

Make The Penguin proud

>ref goes down
>play called dead in the pens zone

Literal ref puck

WILL LA TRILL

LINESMAN DOWN.

POWER PLAY FOR THE LINESMEN

I just watched Kessel play and I spent the entire game repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa it was so painful.

>Ayy quirky le chubby man lmao
If you like him you're in the wrong place.

>yfw it ends 3-2

is Lex kil?

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

WILL
WILL
WILL
WILL

exactly

autism

>wanting to kill your greatest ally

lmao

Thanks for the invitation bro

ONE JOB PENS

Is she the 白鬼 or the brown girl on the right wearing a vinyl tablecloth?

Fuck you nigger. I saw this right before Jones made the glove save.

>shots 26-13 for pittsburgh
>the city of matt murray

Based clip man

that's a lot of chickens

I've seen this pasta before

Wongs here, fuck both these teams

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no pelanty there

None, because I don't watch things on pleb tv like a normigger

Yeah, on reddit along with all the other Kessel memes

Good check.

That's not a penalty

>Pongs fans

Clear refpuck

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dubs and the sharks plane crashes with no survivors on its way back to commiefornia

>expecting a call on that hit

Cry more ples pens

that's why the cat is so happy

My cat's praise the living shit out of me when I share my tuna with them

oretty intense game

>hitting him away from the play
In the regular season that'd be a penalty.

In the play offs, though, not a penalty.

Guys I need some anti peng/pro sharks memes to fuck with my friend. Can you help me out?

any of you guys know how i can join the rape culture?

im so tired of being alone...

Martin Jones peeing on the penguins parade

>being literally 2 minutes behind
>streamfags

these goalies are gonna have a literal stroke in OT

Honestly worried, was that knee on knee by Kuni or just late?

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>shork literally pinning a pong to the ice
what de fugg is this game

Are you joking?

do you even know the rules?

This got me dubs on Sup Forums saying sharks finally win the cup.

cats*
plural was intended

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kuni goes knee on knee all the time.

le pens get all the calls meme

Whats the chick frmo the kronenburg ad whispering to the guy? Does she want him to eat her ass, senpai?

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He had the puck. That's just finishing a hit man, you clearly have never played hockey

>tfw I made that

am i banned

>not having a team in the NHL playoffs

cry more leaf fans

She wants him to play her harpsichord.

Phil kessel wears hockey diapers

yes

Yes

fuck you jones, ruining the comfy home ice cup win

He passes the puck away, one second later he gets hit from the rear flank.

Like I said. Playoffs, no call. Regular season, called every time.

no

that was just a timeout

Martin Jones is a fucking beast

yes

lmao Pens are truly going insane

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jesus, jones is dialed in

YEE

SKAAAARRRRRR BILL BILL BILL

Yeah honestly not a big fan of that

At least we don't have Matt Cooke anymore, though. I hated having that cunt on the Pens

based jones

>pong literally pinning a shork into the goal and goalie
But 'waaaahh refs are discriminating against us!', ofc

so you are a janitor aren't you

I have crosby

also stop watching our sport you disgusting kiwi

REEEEE GET IT IN THE NET
REEEEEEEEE

Dear pens,

jumping into the net does not count as a goal.

Maybe

J O N E S
O
N
E
S

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The only way to find out is to post the frok with Kippy's tits

but they are gold-plated diapers

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>beast
kys middle schooler

did they just show a guy holding a sign with the this is the sharks year meme

San Jose here. Shorks will shork.

I like kuni for his >leadership stuff, but he is a dirty plater when he gets frustrated

cooke was a fuck, glad he's gone

Wow, Burns is being a cunt.

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>inb4 Steven Seagal dance

DAMN IT