>the replacement goat was rammed by a car tonight and cleaved in half
The replacement goat was rammed by a car tonight and cleaved in half
Asher Gonzalez
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Josiah Jones
Why do you put a goat in a city when it belongs at the tower?
Andrew Edwards
Did the goat cuck your mom or something?
Easton Rogers
I must burn it
Christopher Watson
what?
Alexander Green
en.m.wikipedia.org
Hilarious
Sebastian Nelson
>yfw after all these years it was just muslims who think christmas is haram
John Price
there is a gavle heave where all the gavle goat go
may they rest in peace
Ethan Adams
>en.m.wikipedia.org
>m
Dylan Cook
fuck off bruce you newfag runt
Tyler Cox
>Burnt down in 4 hours
>Replacement rammed in a week
People sure are angry. I wouldn't want to be living in a refugee home right now, considering what happened last year.
Josiah Johnson
Isn't it a tradition to burn that goat down?
Lucas Jenkins
they did, on the first day
this is the second one
Nathan Cooper
third*
Thomas Powell
Sweden do like my friend (and soon me), flee your shithole for Poland, Hungary, or Romania !
Jackson Walker
why do people hurt the poor goat
Jason Morgan
>2010
>On 17 December, a Swedish news site reported that one of the guards tasked with protecting the Southern Merchants' goat had been offered payment to leave his post so that the goat could be stolen via helicopter and transported to Stockholm
Henry Carter
>m
Robert Sanders
>gif
Adrian Wright
>2005
>Burnt by unknown vandals reportedly dressed as Santa and the gingerbread man, by shooting a flaming arrow at the goat.
Nathaniel Flores
oh fuck, it's that time of year already.
Joseph Evans
Oh lord, my sides will never recover
Josiah Gomez
Amen
Austin Parker
>dat american dorist from Ohayo
Camden Diaz
Foreigners know who the gingerbread man is? What about the Starboy?
Connor Flores
F
again
Brody Stewart
Maybe next year I should visit Gävle on the 100th birthday of Finland and burn down the goat with a molotov while yelling KUOLEMA HURREILLE ELÄKÖÖN SUOMI
Jace Roberts
That sounds fun.
Jack Perez
>In 2001, the goat was burned down by a 51-year-old visitor from Cleveland, Ohio in the United States, who spent 18 days in jail and was subsequently convicted and ordered to pay 100,000 Swedish kronor in damages. The court confiscated his cigarette lighter with the argument that he clearly was not able to handle it. He stated in court that he was no "goat burner", and believed that he was taking part in a completely legal goat-burning tradition. After he was released from jail he returned to the US without paying his fine.[6][12][13][14][15]
American irl shitposting sometimes puts even australia to shame
Chase Rivera
20 minute police respone time.
Noah Butler
why do they hate this goat?
Lincoln Flores
excellent post
Benjamin Ross
...
Aiden Morris
Wasn't it burned down by an American one year who was told by his buddies that it was a tradition?
Caleb Wright
They had to be sure that there would not be any refugees left there
Jayden Peterson
>swedish goat cant last a day
>canadian moose has stood tall for 32 years
Camden Lopez
Old pagan tradition. Straw goats are supposed to represent Thor's goats Tanngrisnir ("Teeth-barer") and Tanngnjóstr ("Teeth-grinder") that can be brought back to life by throwing their bones in a fire overnight after being slaughtered and eaten.
Carson Price
it isn't made of fucking straw
Alexander White
Superior American build quality I suppose.
Grayson Hill
>Foreigners know who the gingerbread man is?
Yes it's a popular story and food.
>What about the Starboy?
Never heard of him.
Andrew Robinson
So they destroy the goats to bring them back to life?
That's stupid.
Jose Bennett
No, you're stupid. Straw goats exist to burn.