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Carp Edition

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How do you fucks get every thread?

autism

litván cigány

Stay safe czech

why put carp in bathtub?

how else do you expect them to survive until christmas?

Dobri dén!
Post nature.

how do you take a shower then? with the carp? :)))

Why tho

>he never had a carp bath

Very good.

so you can have a fresh fish on christmas day.
i dont know how those who do it take a bath. i mean if theyre like us and have a house with multiple bathrooms its not a problem. but i have no idea what they do if they live in a flat.

This is somehow genius.

Why is everyone picking on people who do this? Carpbathtub pepole found a way to keep fish fresh with minimal energy. My guess is people are just jealous.

I see. I was under the impression you kept the carp there so you could have your dick sucked while you had a shower

I just take a quick shower with my Christmas dinner swimming around my feet
the carp is there just for 1-2 days so it's not a oroblem

What?

Do you sit in the shower?

Meant like hooking it by the gils with your finger then holding it up to your dick. Damn am i the only one who saw that liveleak video with the carp that went berserker on a guys dick and then blood everywhere

Sounds painfull.

anyway post link. For research purposes.

carp have pharyngeal teeth
not good for benis

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You will never top this.
Franz Josef salami decorated with a symbol of the revolution he beat.
Marketing and communication majors belong on a pyre.

gg

get fucked

You still don't appreciate the stupidity of it.
He was the one who crushed the Hun rebellion (well, in truth, he got BTFO by the Huns but then he called in the RUs who gave us a prompt anal circumference broadening treatment).
That folded tricolor ribbon is the symbol of our war for independence that they put on the package for the anniversary.

Who is this?

Genuinly interested

Yesterday was a good day

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bump jebane kurwy

sam sie bumpuj cwelu jebany

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WE

now I understand what Japs feel when they see 120kg white samurai

weekend.gazeta.pl/weekend/1,152121,17382316,Polski_samuraj__Emerytowany_kryminolog_w_gorskiej.html

this guy isnt that bad

WUZ

HETMANS

Autism becomes charming when you're photogenic

I CHUJ

I want civil war now

but with whom

That actually seems pretty interesting.

euro commies

so you are that fabled polnish extremist

Seems rather sensationalist to me, because it's not like we didn't have any blacks in the media spotlight before.

stupid whores

dumb cunts

As a citizen of Polnan I wish to express our eternal gratitude for solidarity and support of these brave free-thinking Slovakian women. Godspeed, Slovenia.

my pleasure

Unsern guten Kaiser Franz

I literally found a Godson card lying around and I took it and keep it in my wallet for good luck. Been they're at least about two years now.

I see nothing wrong with this picture Tbh
>his daughters
WTF i love racemixing now

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But why?
Is it some kinda nigger equivalent of lucky kikes?

Ahoj, how are you?

Back from Vilnius твн

I don't know I found it after a really bad year and since I've kept it my luck has improved a lot so I just keep in my wallet now.

>he literally keeps a lucky nigger in his wallet
WTF i love my own country now
holy shit my sides

Have any pics of Vilnius?

Achuj, Litwin
Did you enjoy your trip?

Serious question
do people in other carp-in-the-tub also keep carp scales in their wallets hoping it will bring money in?
>I do

shit day at work but it's finally over so meh
how are you?

they look like really nice people desu

>he literally keeps a lucky nigger in his wallet

Just a few, battery ran out

Not really, it was wet and cold, my ears hurt and I didn't learn anything new.

Just cold and tired

I'm good, studying Latin American history, which is pretty neat. In 1860s, Praguay, that little irrelevant landlocked nation declared war on Uruguay, Brazil and Argentina, and only ended up with completely minor territorial loses. Those guys had balls of iron.

REEE Cold!

The guy is actually pretty based as far as politicians go
Hello Liechty

turn on heating

Yo!

>have to fast for 1 week
>december


feels bad. What are some good vegan recipes besides potato?

>sissy white boi
>became more assertive
>now i feel like i'm bossing everyone around
God damn its so hard to find the right balance

Ahoj!

Anything with beets, pasta, mushrooms, tvaroh

>tvaroh

Not sure how that interacts with mao enzymes...

Mushrooms and pasta sound great though, I'll buy some champignons.

You sound tremendously gay Tbh

is it ramadan>

Nah, I'm gonna be tripping balls in combination with MAO inhibitors and they don't work well in combination with certain foods that the MAO enzymes break down.

I was taught to be nice to everybody, that isn't gay

It's precisely what makes you sound like a gargantuan gaylord penismaster

DUDE MAO LMAO

It's all fun and games until someone doesn't want to be nice and genocides a bunch of people.

How does Polish government even allow internet with this backwards medieval mentality

>t. Slavogerman
Slovenian nationality is truly the most potentially genocidal of heritages

It doesn't. Tbh I'm browsing this thread through a dirty puddle with magical Sarmatian tamgas drawn around it. I should post less, it drains my mana and low mana gives me a massive headache.

are goldfish a carp?

it has very british teeth

lmgtfy.com/?q=are goldfish a carp

oh shit, they are.

this is only a meme right

mirror carp

fuck, that looks tasty

T H I C C

thats a big fish

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These are not funny. I remember them being funny.

for you

I do too. I also remember Sup Forums being hilarious.

We all have to grow up some time.

those old greentext still are, its just underage faggots are now main Sup Forums

Okay i'm gonna try the last one

ok, now you're just intentionally picking the really unfunny ones