This morning in my facebook wall

>This morning in my facebook wall

Britain, why are your women so slag ?

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>using Facebook

Begone

>>using Facebook

This. Fuck off normie.

>Anglos
Here's your answer, friendo.

Qt, it's time to go to bed now.

>Brazilian cuisine

>broccoli
>shrimp

gaaaay

>not eating just a kilogram of juicy asado from last night when you're hangover


we need to build a wall on the Brazilian border

why do french people care about food so much?

delete this

You clearly don't know what you are saying.

wtf I love uruguay now

It's pretty tasty though.

>cherry picking this badly
fuck off, froggy

French cuisine is overrated as fuck, there's nothing classy about snails, pot roast, and potatoes. It's certainly no better than British or German food

pasta sandwich sounds fucking amazing holy shit thank you based britain

>wanting to cook a complex dish that looks like vomit when you have a hangover
Yeah, nah.

>pasta sandwich
Why is that the most influential island in the history of humanity has such mediocre cuisine?

>pasta sandwich

>Britain, why are your women so slag ?

Bear, why do you live in the woods ?
Pope, why are you catholic ?

also
>kikebook

Anything between two slices of white bread is automatically improved.

you shut your whore mouth, snails are fucking delicious

Yeah our entire cuisine is based on snails and potatoes, damn us, we suck.

>eating last night meat instead of refreshing raw meat

That's why you are a non-country

is it safe to eat raw meat in chile?

Even a slice of toasted bread! Hahahahahaha

nah, it's the UK they're obsessed with
but to be fair, so is the rest of Sup Forums

Patisserie. But eat your words if you would rather.

Brazilian food looks fucking nasty

The guy is a Brazilian guy or a spanish guy living in France

The facebook is in spanish.

Here, have this

Then, probably a latino

Omg, fucking porn.

And boulangerie because fuck it

>Australian cuisine

what is this?

What the fuck Britain ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisp_sandwich
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_butty

a meat pie between two slices of white bread

Crisp sandwich is a child/drunk student thing.

Chip butty is GOAT though, you're missing out.

>it's a "lets compare shit chavs throw together when they're hungover and there's nothing in the fridge to resturaunt cuisine from other countries" thread

ah yes, a classic

this

Hey look, another post about how some people are less "refined" just because their eating habits differ.
If a person's choice of food is your method of criticizing someone, I wonder what that says about you.

wtf I hate France now

chip butties are a national treasure lad
>that mixture of warth and cold
>that contrasting soft, dry texture of the bread and crunchy, oily texture of the chips when you bite in
>that feel when the butter gets mixed in with the chips
truly one of god's greatest gifts to mankind

It's safe to eat if you know where it comes from. And how you treat it

This.

Is there any country whithout ANY good dishes?i dont think so.

Fuck I want one now

>tfw have the complete opposite of a sweet tooth and literally none of that looks remotely appealing

WTF. Pies are supposed to be in barms not in white sliced.

Comments ? comments.

fb iz spen becuz i lik spen

holy shit...

>aussie lads flying the anglo flag high

brings a tear to my eye

I'm more of a savoury lad, this one is better.

it looks strange af

Maybe if third-world countries worried less about luxurious meals and more about affordably filling their stomachs so as to work and save

actually nevermind, I don't care

>pasta sandwich
Based slag

where are the beans?

why the fuck are you eating raw meat you fucking animal
I bet you are a fucking jew

Lmao, did you believe in the Brazilian slag? Lmao, she sounds like a cunt.

In your mom's vagina :^)

Flammkuchen is so good tho- oh wait that's German.
Poboys are so good tho- oh wait that's American.

...yeah authentic French food is garbage.

>Hey look, another post about how some people are less "refined" just because their eating habits differ.
Not defending the snobby slag, but this is true.

>Flammkuchen
It's Alsacian.

>Poboys
I actually had to google it and I can confirm this disgusting shit is not French

Don't say that, she is a very nice girl.

She writes better than you.

m8 they invented about a million sauces some 100+ years ago to cover the shit taste of their produce, which now is hailed as a great achievement.

She is a snobby bitch. Just like you fags.

Better than british sauce (aka newspaper)

Britain didn't need to create sauces as our produce was fresh, natural, and tasty on its own.

Fuck off cunt.

Sure thing, lad

Clearly from south Brazil with that level of German humour

Guys, you need to stop.
www.buzzfeed.com/marietelling/44-classic-french-meals-you-need-to-try-before-you-die?utm_term=.kdGzjBrE4#.spGp8720z

Come on, all of your sauces taste like bad vinegar.

What do you expect from anglos?

Are you talking about Worcestershire sauce? We just made that because it is hilarious watching overseas people try to pronounce it.

HP sauce as well. Actually, all of you sauces have this bad vinegar taste.

t. canadians, the literal inventors of the abomination called the "hawaiian pizza"
Anyone calling French cuisine overrated because "lol they eat frogs xD" is a complete stranger to cooking, and probably has no culinary skills whatsoever.

When I want worcestershire sauce in a steak house I just ask for Lea and Perrins.

How come Canada invented something from Hawaii?

I never claimed Canada had good food. Cuisine is the one area where whites, including the French, are not superior. But unlike other white people the French don't want to accept that.

...

>Cuisine is the one area where whites, including the French, are not superior.

There we go fuckin nigger.

>SA
Not even once
t. Gumsucker

>Cuisine is the one area where whites, including the French, are not superior.
Literally wrong.
French and Italian cuisine have set the foundation for pretty much everything we eat in the west. Shit like "french food is bad because haute cuisine is weird and gross!!" demonstrates your ignorance on this subject.

Why does this picture even exist
I'm upset

Yeah ok you clearly don't know ANYTHING about food.

BACON AND EGGS? FOR BREAKFAST??!!!

brazilian food is terrible
i'd kill myself if I had to live there and eat their cuisine daily.

>it's true

kek

If you don't like broccoli or shrimp you are literally subhuman

Italian food is also unimpressive.

Brazilian food is fucking amazing you butt blasted Argentinian niggers need to get the fuck out. I'm not Brazilian or related to Brazil in anyway but I need to defend their food. I would literally kill someone to eat fresh pao de quejio right now.

Wow wtf is wrong with you. I'm a Paki any even ill admit french and Italian food is amazing. Cmon bro you have to give credit where it due. The abundance and flexibility of Italian cuisine and the savouriness and complexity of French cuisine just make the two more wonderful. Seriously go to Paris, the people are very nice and will tell you some of the good local restaurants, just ask nicely in French it's not hard.

Oh America, you are making me blush tee hee hee :3

>Italian food is also unimpressive.
It's really not, please elaborate or simply fuck off.

I bought some on my way out to college today :3

He's just being contrarian, most cultures have interesting cuisine, people on Sup Forums just love to hate.

I've been to Paris, the best meal I had there was kebab

t. babby's first proxy

Non, ce sont juste ces angles, ils détestent tout ce qui est différent d'eux. Mais volontiers voler d'autres aliments, btw vive le France. Merci de m'avoir si aimablement accueilli dans votre pays.