Oh hey son! What are you doing up so early?
Oh hey son! What are you doing up so early?
h-hi mom why do your tits look like potatoes?
Canada, its time to go to bed now. This is what we have Macedonia for
Fuck off. I actually saw my mom naked today. I was trying to forget about it and then this thread showed up. FUCK OFF.
>those fucking tits
lmao @ u mum
>tfw your stepdad can't afford to give your mom decent implants
Guys I'm in bed but I can't sleep and I'm hungry. Should I get up and make an omelet or something?
Don't do it. Your mom could be naked and waiting for you in the kitchen. Don't risk it.
go run 1 mile as fast as you can
>not wanting to see your milf mom naked
>not spying on her in the shower or when she's in her room changing and she thinks her door is fully closed over
ygsiu
You rest and let me cook for you
Nah she lives on the other side of the continent
But then I'd have to put on pants and shoes
I want an omelet, not fried eggs :(
I don't have any bread for toast to mop up the yolk
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"I have to come to feed you your daily bowl of eggs, mummy!"
Damn, I haven't cucked a broad since September and I'm getting antsy
>cucked a broad
first of all, you're a virgin and secondly, having sex with a woman isn't cuckolding.
Is MILF really just "Older than 40", or is it the strict definition of just having kids? Because last summer I banged a chick with 2 but she was 20
you're officially a milfhunter
>virgin
lol no, i prefer calling it that, don't you have some swastikas to spam?
filthy aborigine
jokes on you im not a cumskin
look at this permamad virgin
how she not burn her underboob?
trips don't lie mother fucker
To me MILF has stood for any woman that:
a) had a child already
b) is older than 35
c) both a) and b)
lad, Australia got BTFO in the /that kid/ general thread
you have no right to talk about being mad
why would you try to forget something like that?
you are mad
>no penis
saged. someone start a tranny thread
i'm not eating that, bitch
Who got BTFO?
not dog enough for you, xhang pi?
OH&S is going to have a field day with this.
Oh shit waddup moms!?
You are literally seething right now
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>Australian """"banter""""
Stupid and unfunny I see :^)
WHAT THE FUCK MOM I HAVE TO GO TO WORK
calm down m8
>tfw you love reading incest stories
wew lad
...no
>tfw you cum in your moms panties on the regular
wew lad
>tfw no gf
kek
ew that's disgusting tbhwy. Mine's all fantasy.
>having an ugly mom
sorry, m8
the only people that got BTFO were amerifats
holy fuck shes ugly as sin
>she
Wew lad
>taking one post out of context of a whole conversation in a pathetic attempt to save face
Wasn't even a very funny post lad...why are you guys so pathetic?
>2016
>using gender specific pronouns
wow
don't talk to me or my waifu ever again
>nasty feet
>gross implants
literally wouldn't even boner with my dick in her mouth
Who still /outlaw/ here
I only use it for mature woman.
>having a chestlet for a mom
I WANT SOME GOD DAMN MCNUGGIES YOU GASH
It's imprecise in alot of ways, but you can't be a MILF if you're under 30, no matter how many kids you have.
moin mama today I want my corncob with extra butter and 2 toasts with bresso, ah and don't forget the Nesquik
>keyword is Mother
nigga there are 16 year old milfs running around you mong
BREAKFAST IS READY
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The important factor is that you don't picture a little 20 year old when you hear the word mother. You think about older women.
i have to puke if i see cunts like this one
is there something wrong with having a fat gf?
she has nice tits and completely in love with me, i just don't know what to do lads
For the rabbits? I have to make the team, mom. GIVE ME MEAT... and sugar, mama!
only if you are from a cuck nation with a declining white birth rate
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MODS
if she is fat as a young woman she is gonna be DIabetus scooter 300 pounds as a middle aged woman.
Wife up a skinny minnie they age best
>salad for breakfast
>Canada
Once you feed me my protein I'll feed you yours
BRAAAAAAPTTTTTT
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Anyone else charming their flesh cobra?
Fat girls are awesome. Theyll do anything to keep you happy and are always horny and hungry so you get to eat and get laid. Also fat girl thighs are better than pillows
Plus they'll die at 60 max and you get that life insurance and can pay some 20 year old sluts to get all the petite/average pussy you want til you die
If you picture your mum as a 20 something than you come out of child molesting society, friend.
>20 years old
>child molesting
dont forget to prep the refugee fritz get off the cuckputer
emma watson?
>always horny and hungry so you get to eat and get laid
Oh boy... I have met fat girls who have no idea how to cook. Don't be fooled guys.
When you think about your mother as a 20 year old it means she got impregnated with you when she was some years younger. Just because they're fantasies doesn't mean they should make no sense. Or didn't they teach you about the bees and the flowers? Never got the talk with your dad? Is he still around?
Can this be the EARTHQUAKEB OWL thread?
Anyone else feel that?
location?
Northeast of San Diego
Incestflix is the Bible if you're into this stuff
im gonna kick the next kangaroo i see in the balls for that
Palm Springs here
Dunno if it was the same one. But apparently a 5.2 out of Borrego Springs
kek I knew I felt something a minute ago. LBC here