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cara

As yes, 6AM

Good job, very well done

You stayed up until 6AM when you very well know you need to cram for your final exam tomorrow

No, no, good job

Fucking moron

doing a poo
on the loo
thinking of you

>tomorrow

Today you mean

Maisie

*does a think*

No tomorrow (6th)

Lads created a new thing:

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the radical centre with you

referendums =/= democracy

The courts system are a fundamental part of the system

And again, they don't DECIDE whether brexit should go ahead or not, they interpret the law to see if the government has the POWER to make brexit happen without a parliamentary vote or not

Checks and balances Boris

needs work

reminder to poms

are beaches in NZ really that nice though? can you swim in them without freezing your bollocks off?

Sydney. desu I have gone to the beach a couple times with ""friends"" but most of them are home for uni holidays, probably the main reason we go is there's a guy from one of those coastal nsw towns and he's pretty beach-orientated and he usually suggests a trip out
bit of a hassle though as I live inner city and it's over a half hour trip out to the beaches
I know what you mean though, even people I go with who like the beach might not even go swimming which for me is my favourite part.

>Aussies who don't like beaches

Cannot stand runts who don't like nice beaches.

There is literally nothing better than feeling the waves crash over you and doing a little swim

Doing an insanely bored.

ah yes the Raj

>Girl who used to be in my class in year 9 moved to Australia with her family
>Her Facebook is full of beautiful beaches and a great lifestyle
>Regularly comments how glad she is she doesn't live in the UK anymore
>I will be stuck in rainy Manchester till the day I die

ah yes, my life

>tsunami/indo_1204.html
poorly executed meme

>radical centrist

Fuck off, you give us regular centrists a bad name

poo tsunami

>There is literally nothing better than feeling the waves crash over you and doing a little swim
Sex
Heroin
Chocolate
Having a fat shit
Dead pakis on Best Gore

poonami

Can't imagine being this cucked by the state. It's taken a few generations of American control but the German people really have been truly and thoroughly brainwashed into trusting the government to take the control out of the people's hands, because they can't be trusted cause muh Hitler.

Mental aha

Poonami

Bit edgy lad, but definitely not.

My favourite thing to do is swim in the sea

What a grim existence.

ah yes no argument so resorts to silly Sup Forums waffle about cuckoldry

and I'm not even a german

poor effort Bruce

>are beaches in NZ really that nice though? can you swim in them without freezing your bollocks off?
In summer air temp is usually around 25-30 degrees, so the water is a good temperature I think. Your standards are probably different though living in Australia. In winter it's pretty bloody cold, I hopped in at about 7 in the morning after a run with my dad sometime back, shriveled my nuts good and proper.

doesn't beat enjoying yourself while getting a healthy dose of sun and doing something active
makes you feel like you're doing something right

>do a swim
>get stung by a stingray
>get your legs bitten off by a shark
probably loads more scary things in their sea fuck that

t. paki virgin

>referendums don't equal democracy
>trust these 11 unelected upper class people with the future of Europe

ah yes

Don't think the German is actually a leftist 2bh, it's just a gimmick

Back from the bank, heres how it went.

I went to the cash machine first to see if I could withdraw £1k and it wouldn't let me so I already fucked up. I went inside and stood in the queue for the people sitting at the desks, I noticed to my right there was a desk behind a glass/plastic window that had "business banking" over it. I saw someone already there exchanging coins. I waited in the queue until that person at the business banking section had fucked off and no one was going over there, I assumed that was where I was meant to go. I waltzed right over and muttered "£1k in notes please" and the cunt gave me this look like I was an idiot or something, I couldn't hear me clearly as he was talking through one of those mic things, I knew I fucked up so he basically pointed me to the queue. I walked back over to the queue looking like a runt and went straight to the back when the old lady behind me grabbed me and pulled me to the front. I then waited and the cunt at the "business banking" area said "First please" and no one moved, after about 5 seconds the old lady says to him "he's (me) first but you couldn't help him" so I waited another 5-10 seconds before the guy starts shouting at me to come over, I walk over confused and repeat my question "£1k in notes please" he then says ok and asks me to put my card in, he then mutters something about being first in queue or something. I then spend like 20 seconds trying to put my card in this fucking machine, I thought you put it in from the back but I didn't know you had to put it in from the front near the bottom, only after he told me. He then asks me what I need £1k in notes for so i then pause for a moment and say "nothing illegal, haha" and he gives me a weird look. I knew 100% i fucked up here I was ready just to walk out but he then says ok. After counting my notes he slide the 20's towards me under the thingy. He didn't even put it in a bag or put an elastic bag around it.I then take the stack and walk out.

@68263522
You're wrong and a fucking runt. KYS

What are beaches like in britistan? Aren't they a tad cold?

Scariest thing in the sea over here is the yank tourists, you're pretty safe mate

the alien related thread was more interesting

what do you think about aliens lads? i'm almost certain i've been anal probed by them before

Got a question for any of you lads that know about food.

What kind of sausage is in a sausage roll, and could I use yeast dough instead of puff pastry? I was looking around online but none of the recipes I've seen have mentioned a specific type of sausage; I was thinking of using the closest thing I could find to a Chipolata and using yeast dough instead of puff pastry or shortcrust because making those is a pain.

that might even be more frightening
do NOT wish to be crushed

You seem upset.

Haha you literal fucking runt, see a fucking doctor or something you freak

>What are beaches like in britistan? Aren't they a tad cold?

Yes, you wouldn't really swim in beaches in the UK except for at the height of summer somewhere like Cornwall.

Most people take small breaks to just fly to Spain or somewhere though and lounge around there (costs like 40 quid to buy a budget return flight to a nice European beach location).

>History repeats itself. This is exactly how Mussolini came to power. It's 1933 all over again. I'm literally shaking
>I'm literally shaking

Fucking state

How do you get through the day?

so why did you need 1k in notes?

do beach temperatures reflect air temperatures? assumed it had more to do with nearby sea temperatures/ currents but maybe it's that too
It's just that I used to swim a lot around the gold coast/ queensland as a kid and coming to Sydney I even find the beaches here a bit chilly, can't image how cold it must be that far south and with the roaring forties blasting your coastline
danglies pensively retracting at the mere thought

Fucking despise mainly because their recurrent use of the same words everytime they attempt to discredit someone

>KEK NUMALE LEFTY etc

Shan't be reading this

spending time in the ocean swimming is actually a really good pastime, love that fuckwits like
have put forth those awful suggestions as if they're not just distractions


time for reflection is increasingly valuable in a society that increasing denies the individual

1. Why did you think you were a business customer. Do you own or run a business?

2. How the fuck can you not use a card machine?

3. Why the fuck did you freeze when it was your turn?

4. Why did you not ask for an envelope for the money?

5. Why did you try and make a joke when it was all already going so wrong?

I find your story suspicious

Lincolnshire

You can get premade puff pustry lad

that was me haha sorry xox

jog on Vlad

where was the march on washington

it's sausage meat, not an actual fucking sausage

@68263592
You have to go back, Ahmed.

All groups get like this once they reach a certain size desu.

>The Last of Us: Part II
>Crash Bandicoot remastered

Excellent time to be alive for the casual gaymer.

washington presumably

pic is of me

fuck off, darkie

Can't imagine going on one of those holidays to Spain,would be absolutely loaded with chavs.

Wonder how they're gonna feel when that shit gets more expensive post Brexit.

Genuinely howling

sick of this neetlife

any unorthodox careers you kents would recommend?

Monday not going so well?

Imagine being such a runtish autistic fuckwit that takes everything written on here so seriously like this hideous sack of shit>68263629 and waffles on about "time for reflection" whilst getting upset on a Chinky wig-weaving board

You a drug dealer or what?

dolphin trainer

1. As I already said I seen someone getting cash (coins) from there so I assumed that was where i get the cash from

2. I never use my bank card to buy stuff when I'm out so I didn't know how to use it, I saw people put there card in from the back in shops etc.. so i didn't know I had to do it from the front this time.

3. Because I thought that wasn't where I was supposed to be, I already went to him and he pointed me back to the queue, so I thought I needed to go to the desk people.

4. I didn't know you could ask, I just wanted to get out as I didn't want to look like a runt

5. I didn't know what to say when he asked what it was for, If i said to buy a card he might ask for my drivers license, I don't have one so i just paniced and tried to make some banter with him.

sorry

i'll have a big mac, ta. x

way too slacker to be a dealer

You do realise lad there's more to Spain and places than just ibiza?

I know what you're saying because i can't fucking stand them, and there are hot spots, but not being brain dead and using your brain you can easily find middle class centric, or dare I say it, local cities and towns with lovely beaches.

I'm disillusioned anyway. I went to the UAE, it was full of fucking chavs, went on holiday to Barbados, there were fucking chavs.

You can't escape the cunts, I've no idea where they get the money.

Looks like we've got a hot head lads.

mental health analyst for timothy james byrne

@68263701
Better knowing you pakis have finely been outed as unwelcome

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bet you're bored as fuck half the time dickhead

Undertaker

>Most people take small breaks to just fly to Spain or somewhere
Ah yes forgot about that, being close to more than one country is a bit of an odd idea for us

>Mount Maunganui sea water temperatures peak in the range 19 to 22°C (66 to 72°F) on around the 7th of February and are at their minimum on about the 29th of August, in the range 13 to 15°C (55 to 59°F). Mount Maunganui sea water temperatures are warmest in the first part of February.
Don't know what the water temperature is at aus beaches though. I always felt fine in just shorts but you're probably used to warmer temps.

Once you've been in for a little while it's fine anyway, you get used to it pretty quick. Just gotta get your nads in and your head under and after that you're all good.

don't go to SEA, full of bogans

>1. As I already said I seen someone getting cash (coins) from there so I assumed that was where i get the cash from

You thought you were a business customer? What the hell did you think the other people in your queue were doing then?

I hope your story is fake, it's making my blood boil

>making fun of banklad who couldn't withdraw his own money without looking like a runt

dont be mean to people who aren't fucking turbo normies

Don't know why poortugal isn't a more popular holiday destination for brits, I think that open ocean would be much more fun than those shitty calm mediterranean beaches that look like they're on a bay

Aussies are the ultimate autismos.

It's that action-posting freak that is incredibly sensitive and easily triggered

really want to ravage banklads boipucci

this 2bh

off work till 2017 lads

Then why did he say "First please" ?

He was obviously wanting to someone to come over regardless if they were a business customer or not

fuck off runt

I won in the end

Think I finally understand the appeal of blacked porn

back from my run lads, those yoga pants on girls do things to me tbf

reeeee answer my question what did you need the money for?

this is why i would probably just up my max withdraw able so i don't get to be in this position

probably don't want to get mccann'd

So lads are any of you worried about posting anything nasty now the government literally records everything you do online?

Alright then. Don't think I'll be able to find any where I live so I'll find a recipe and grind up my own.

Yeah, but it's expensive and I'm a skinflint.

Thanks all.

>all these crybaby aussies getting btfo

Deary me.

actually really sad that this 13 year old gay kid killed himself man, real sad

one of my good mates hung himself when he was 16 and you just wish you could show them what life has to offer, even the darkest days end

still don't know why he did it

> that scent on the back of your pants after sitting down all day sweating from the summer heat

Yes, unironically toned down the banter and deleted all pepes in case I get fucked over.

Never felt quite safe since that lad got prosecuted for posting a comment on the UK subreddit.

The Algarve is a standard Thomson destination, it's just Portugal is kind of literally who compared to Spain and doesn't cater to us quite so much
I remember hearing it had a spike in tourism during the daily muslim attacks in Europe, since it's so irrelevant

ALWAYS KNEW GAYS WERE HUNG BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS