How are you getting comfy, lads? You going to be watching every single match with Sup Forums?
TONIGHT'S MATCH @ 21:00 CET
FRANCE VS ROMANIA
France bio: youtube.com
Romania bio: youtube.com
Later this weekend...
Saturday...
Group A:
Albania vs Switzerland 15:00
Group B:
Wales vs Slovakia 18:00
England vs Russia 21:00
Sunday...
Group D:
Turkey vs Croatia 15:00
Group C:
Poland vs Northern Ireland 18:00
Germany vs Ukraine 21:00
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I'm rigging this tournment right now
Final is
Spain - Germany
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First for the Gypsies
>not even a single repeating digit
Proxy off, Slovakia.
you can read mine with a mirror and it's the same, almost
I placed a bet 3-1 for France
--- Official Sup Forums European Player Heritage Ranking ---
I assigned a score to each player of every starting XI in the 2016 Euro Cup, to see which teams have the highest amount of foreign players. Then I took the mean score for each country.
Players were scored according to the following:
>100 - Both parents of the represented team's nationality OR one parent born in another European country
>50 - One parent from the represented country and one non-European parent OR both parents from another European country
>0 - No parents from the represented country, at least one non-European parent.
Without further ado I present the Official Sup Forums European Player Heritage Ranking:
> Country - Score
1. Albania - 100
1. Croatia - 100
1. Czech Republic - 100
1. Hungary - 100
1. Iceland - 100
1. Ireland - 100
1. Northern Ireland - 100
1. Poland - 100
1. Romania - 100
1. Slovakia - 100
1. Ukraine - 100
12. Russia - 95.5
13. Italy - 90.9
13. Sweden - 90.9
15. Spain - 86.4
15. Wales - 86.4
17. Austria - 81.8
17. Germany - 81.8
19. Belgium - 77.3
19. England - 77.3
21. Portugal - 63.6
22. Switzerland - 50
23. France - 36.4 (>thirty-six point four)
24. Turkey - 0 (turkroaches are not european)
Thoughts?
>They don't air the opening ceremony here
bravo NOS bravo
Will there be a comfy stream like with the worldcup ?
Didn't read lol
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I hope Romania wins tonight.
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her mouth looks like a destroyed anus
the only thing worse than niggers are gypsys
GO FRANCE
>Sweden
>rates Albania 100.0
Sven, muslims in general are by default not European
I feel about as nationalistic about our national team than I feel about Bayern Munich.
>we hidden /yfmoc/ now
Now in english please.
albanians are muslims in disguise as well as any other people from slavic countries.
This puts albania, croatia, hungary, romania, slovakia after switzerland
Ukraine is a borderland, literally russians
This make Iceland number one, and that's why I bet on them
That's because nobody wants gypsies :^)
Angela Merkel likes this.
I don't.
I prefer
Surely all the Welsh squad could have been eligible to play for England.
Tommy, can you tell me what's the difference between Wales and Turkey? Just... goats =/= sheep or is there more?
apart for Ogbonna and Elsciaraui the others are italians from italian parents and grandfathers
this is fucked up
These are going to be the greatest euros ever. The amount of banter, hoologanism, terrorism, and meme magic before the tournament even started is already higher than Brazil pre 7-1. Hyped as fuck and hope I don't get bombed while watching the game today
Dubs means bombs
When's opening ceremony shenanigans?
Should I try and find some place to watch the match or sit at home and banter with Sup Forums?
Reroll
I mean, it even starts with Niggers vs Gypsies, this could be so funny!
Have fun, bros, and pls don't steal my car radio while I'm watching the match
Wales is basically exactly the same as Yorkshire but with a different accent and flag.
i think 6 or 8 PM
wtf is a Yorkshire? I just know >pic related which is called after Yorkshire
Don't worry, your car will be blown up before any of us comes near it.
>be raised tolerant german
>gypsy woman starts coming
>father gives gypsy woman money
>gypsy starts coming more often
>brings little gifts to bait us
>asks my father to pay her car insurance, luckily he grows balls and say no
>camera at the door, stop opening to gypsy woman
>gypsy starts standing out of the camera's point of view in order to trick us to open
>stop opening to strangers who do not stand in pov
>strange number starts calling
>hello, this is gypsy woman
>pretends to be someone else and says her name is "Ernst" but she isn't that serious harhar
>hang up
>gyspy woman rings the door ten times a day like ten minutes at a time until she pisses off, hear her curse in the distance
>gypsy woman now calls with a blocked number
>gypsy woman goes through neighbours house and rings at our main door directly
>get told to fuck off and never do it again
>gypsy woman goes to neighbour and calls us with his number
>fuck off
>says she thought somebody was at home because one window was open and now it's closed
>click
>see gypsy woman in the distance standing there barefoot
>another gypsy woman stand out of POV
>don't open
I wish we had liberal firearm and stand your ground laws.
technically motta too
in case a miracle happens and we win you're going to miss the chance to shitpost the mad frogs, so i'd stay at home
Dubs and today's match gets cancelled
Why didn't you literally call the police?
Dubs and brexit happens
I have to get into the city centre by foot to roit against goatfuckers anyways since I'm not allowed to drive drunken because >Recht und Ordnung, so I guess that's fine.
Should I replace De Gea in my fantasy team with another GK?
Häng dig själv.
Inge skit i comfy-trådar.
Believe me, the police won't do anything about it and besides that you be fucking with another 1000 gypsies. I advise anyone to not give them money in the first place. Don't give them information either.
Nobody gave her the number btw. , but still.
>tfw in the UK the entire World Cup and Euro's legally have to be free to watch
>asks my father to pay her car insurance, luckily he grows balls and say no
>tf
>tp
lmao
how the fuck did she find out where you live?
gypsies are sneakier than I thought
Yorkshire is the greatest place on earth m8.
>I advise anyone to not give them money in the first place
congrats, you found their kryptonite
>implying I'd be mad if you beat this african team tonight
I'm actually rooting for Romania.
>if youre romanian but also have the slightest hint of another nationality, take the other
lol
>want to talk about the Euro2016 on Sup Forums
>instant Sup Forumstier replies, muslims, refugees, immigrants and PoC in NT, hooligans, etc.
>want to talk about the Euro2016 on Sup Forums
>same shit today
Let's keep this one thread comfy at least, aye ?
Who do you feel is gonna MVP this first game, boys ?
>turkroaches
But I loved you Sweden. I guess it is one sided.
I kinda agree tho, except several cities, most of Turkey is far from being European. I wouldn't even set foot on half of my own country.
>asks my father to pay her car insurance, luckily he grows balls and say no
luckily? what kind of cuck town are you from?
Mah boy griezmann
I guess France wins, so either Nbonga or Abdullah
Everybody hates you.
Turks are human. Not roaches.
I'm not trying to use hate speech, but I reckon they are little like rats. They have scouts who run ahead and ring doors and see where stuff isn't nailed down.
Rats can be wonderful creatures. But seriously, she must be ringing doors all day in an area bigger thanr 50km2
I suppose we Germans will need to relearn things the hard way.
>not expecting Sup Forums comments in every euro thread
also pic related, he'll definitely score a brace
>PoC
no wonder they called you cuck
Fun fact: Count Dracula did send gypsies behind enemy lines to gather intel, steal, and create chaos.
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No, they are not. They may perhaps be something else than roaches, but definately something less than humans
>be me
>worked hard the whole year to spare some money
>decide to buy tickets for euro 2016 but they are all sold out
>decide to buy them unofficial from a Maghrebi touts I met in Marseille
>finally it's the day
>France - Romania
>45'
>bombs explodes
>everybody looks at Pogba
>he does this
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LMAO
g-go neighbors
A town that had a majority of white people with money and very few gypsies. We're like German Dodos I suppose. Evolution made us weak because there were no natural predators.
BREAKING: De Gea sent home from Spain Euro squad.
yeeees
*Heil
bullshit
I had a dream tonight about winning tickets for every game through some lottery.
The dream also featured the opening match ending 6-7 to Romania.
>mfw
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thanks ;_;
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>Le Soleil
Stop dehumanizing people, you only create a bad mood for everyone. It's a comfy thread meant for football discussions. Why can't you grow up and realise there are limits to bad behaviour? You have tons of containment threads and boards where you are free to spout your bullshit to others who want to do that. Go and post your /intpol/ bullshit in other threads and leave the comfy thread for its purpose, comfy discussion.
>il sole
Last digit of my post is how many France win by
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Sweden yes! Can I be your friend?
>the sun
nah senpai
So does this mean >De gay is not gay after all???
What time exactly does the opening ceremony start?
Literally the only reason I am watching is to see if there will be boombooms
>Why can't you grow up and realise there are limits to bad behaviour?
Isn't that the point?
>tfw feel like I a snack for every match
I'm gonna be fat as fuck by the end of this euro
even the terrorists will want to avoid that boredom
Wow I heard turks living in germany were bad, but didn't think they were bad enough to make you this mad. Don't worry, no one likes german turks here too, just chill.
kys
Sweden YES!
Sweden
Yes
He's right tho. I'm fucking tired of the
>country
>white
>bombs
>niggers
>sandniggers
>team x is full of immigrants you guys!!
It's fucking football man, should go to Sup Forums instead.
>Sweden
>Yes
Btw your gf wants me to tell you she stays the whole weekend until Germany plays and also the night after this. I know you're okay with this, just wanted to tell you.
Haha I know, I was in Istanbul last year and they were really ashamed kek
hello komşu
pls don't win the euro, it's the only thing we can boast over you at this point
Hainz BTFO
Go Sven, you tell them obnoxious, little brats they're assholes.
