Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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First for Sweden

First for feminine penis

よきまる

that's a big bulge

First for 乙

6th for Daily Japanese Thread

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THREAD THEME

Hello Japan
How are you today

>tfw no blonde osaka nip gf
why live

kill yourself

ねぇ君達

おっぱいかお尻か

いや俺がもう貼ったから
youtu.be/dk0X4jl4VUo

Why do japanese make everything better?
Even their furry art they call けもの is better than western stuff.
How is it so?

i am not so fine
ケパいねーちゃんやな
どっちがいい
昔は、股間の花弁にのみ惹かれたが
今はオッパイ派
ただ、「人類は二足歩行のために尻の代償としてオッパイを発達させた。故にオッパイは尻に敵わない」という監獄学園の名セリフは真実だろな。
けもの=beast
i like 淫獣

only you!!

youtube.com/watch?v=0NUX4tW5pps

rate

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youtube.com/watch?v=igenGwcG0fE
雨の日に発生する連続殺人事件。犯人は史上最悪の殺人アーティスト・カエル男。

>淫獣
what is it

pepeや
pepeが
いる

それはカエルの復習時だ。

Anyone else get annoyed when Japanese speakers of English over pronounce "r"! Like they overdo it. Like they are trying to show off how they can differentiate between r and l.

ok
Do you know her? Post her AVs plz

*復讐

I am not fine either, I'm kinda sick and should be doing work, but I don't feel like it.

SIXTEEN IN THE CLIP AND ONE IN THE HOLE
THAI FLAG IS ABOUT TO MAKE SOME JAP BODIES TURN COLD
NOW THEY DROPPIN AND YELLIN IT'S A TAD BIT LATE
THAI FLAG AND PERU HAD TO REGULATE

Life of salaryman (1) generally miserable or (2) greatly exaggerated? I am fortunate to have a job offer for a R&D position (is this still considered "salaryman" job?) from a top 1-10 global brand value. Although I am well-acquainted with hard work and 70-100 hours/week, I have mostly lived the freeter/self-employed lifestyles since graduation from university ≤ 5 years ago...

あのカエル女子を強姦したい

×あの
〇その

>淫獣
ja.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/淫獣
ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/淫獣
Some people think it as Ranpo Edogawa's novel
But i imagin some kinds of Eroge
youtube.com/watch?v=NZohijPDoMs
gross
Please beg it from Pantuya.
Do the French frogs croak like hon hon hon?
I am getting a cold
however its still the beginning of the week
梅雨ちゃんだお

>The last Guardian
More like The last Sean Murray

Why do East Asians eat dogs?
It's a subhuman, barbaric practice. Not even niggers do this.

>Do the French frogs croak like hon hon hon?

意味が分からない。
それはカエルの鳴き声:
youtube.com/watch?v=OvdDMNUzheQ

Why do you eat pigs?
It's subhuman, barbaric practice. Not even Muslim do this.

There's clearly Korean writing, you stupid Dane.

>december
>snow

it's jrpg season

what to play

youtube.com/watch?v=1cIDfn0QqgY

Japanese Frog song.

意味はない
ケロケロ
fapping

DJTは/jp/で落ち着いてくれれば
いいね

Every user
Good Night
I'm one you know quite well
See You

There's a sufficient amount of naive people from the West who inquire about this exaggerated oddity while on vacation == $$$. Hence: you want to eat snake? We can serve it grilled, stir fried, crawling from the ass of a pig; You want to shoot military firearms in an open field? Extra $5 and you can also fire at livestock with a mortar...

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what does sokode gyakugire mean weebs

hi
do you know why DJT is on Sup Forums?
I think it was on Sup Forums

They've already gone to /jp/. someone who didn't know it made the thread in Sup Forums.

why was it shut out from Sup Forums?

Explain this!

I can actually help with that.

...

I get it, thanks!
that MOD encouraged to make it on Sup Forums, but now it is on /jp/
it doesn't make sense...

/OURGIRL/

you support the right lady?

Yes she will make France great again

I just want a jap gf...........

youre like, a week behind than everyone

would you let me livr in your country?

How seriously is Shinto taken as a religion? Do people really believe its stuff or is it just kept alive for tradition? If it's just tradition, what about priests and hose shrine maidens? How often do people pray or whatever? Is it more popular than Buddhism or Christianity?

What's the color of your nipples?

brown

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@68277262
don't talk to me or my son ever again

やべえ眠れない

They(shinto shrines and buddhism) exist everywhere. I rarely go there, but if they diappear, I would be sad

Are there many Japanese jews?

No. Jews fear the samurai.

Lidl now has sweets from all lidl countries
I'm eating Swedish chocolate called Center and it's great
They should expand to Japan so I can eat Sailor Moon chocolate

>I'm eating Swedish chocolate called Center and it's great

WeebWorld

日本はもうロボットだらけの未来だろう

do koreans eat with their mouth open?

do swedes too?

>likes kemono
>Russian flag
>isn't me

Wow.

>国民戦線

love the translation

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How do I write

>I colored this image

in Japanese?

この絵を塗った
この絵に色を付けた

Thank you

一晩中シコってたら寝不足
やばい仕事できねぇ

I dont understand this sentence

i did fapfap at last night.
im lack of sleep now.

シコシコ

今度は寝不足にならないように仕事でシコったらいいんじゃない

Japanese population: about 128million
Shintoist: 91mil.
Buddhist: 87mil.
Christian: 3mil.
Others: 9mil.
Total: 190mil. > Japanese population

due to syncretization of Shinto with Buddhism, many of us visit both Shinto shrines and Buddhist temples.

民族でくくると日本人って案外少ないよね
白人社会だとどこが多いんだろう?やっぱりイギリス系?
ゲルマンも多いよね、ドイツ以外にたくさんゲルマン人いるし、アメリカにはドイツ系がたくさんいるし。

まあ、まずはsexaroidを作らねば
Korean female's mouth is only to suck Dick
有給とれ

Otaku: ??mil.

多分が示しているデータの内容と、君の解釈は何かズレているような気がするんだが
統計データと日本人口の不一致が神仏習合の実態を端的に示しているという内容だと思うんだ
俺が何か勘違いしているなら先に謝っとくわ

もう出勤してる
トイレの個室で半分寝てたわ

Can someone recommend me an Anki deck for counters and an Anki deck for numbers or is it unnecessary?

>Anki deck for numbers

I mean for the pronunciation for certain numbers. After reading the Tae Kim numbers & counting section I understand that there are a lot of irregularities with how certain numbers are pronounced to make pronunciation of numbers much easier. Would it not be a good idea to memorize these exceptions with Anki?

なにわろってんねん(´・ω・`)

お前、問題かい?

It's not as important as you think.
Number + thing -> number of things
If you're talk つ is fine in 99% of thecases anyway.

Btw I need your help Burger君
How the fuck would you translate "I reckon" from hillbilly slang to real english?
e.g:
A:Are you a god?
B: I reckon not.
A:But you killed the mangled ones!
B: I reckon I did.

you will get it along the way.
Just learn the most common irregular wich are like 一つ、二つ、三つ。。。、一人、二人、三人。。。、一日、二日。。。and 一分、二分。。。
The rest is either regular or irrelevant.

>reckon
Isn't it British?

except for 機 for mechas

The author is a Burger, but it might be originally, frankly I don't know

いっぽんでもにんじん youtu.be/eOfaBZ1LohA

I doubt you'd ever need to say something like that, but I would probably say something like "I figure" or "I bet" or "I guess" (all not redneck, but these 3 preceding phrases do not necessarily have an identical meaning to "I reckon")


'reckon' is a very popular word in the South but I'm not sure about its use in the UK

thanks!