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England 416 v Sri Lanka 0/83 (24.4 ov)

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In summary:
>leave the EU
>control migration
>don't fall for Sup Forums's demonstratably incorrect rhetoric

Nice thread lad

dont forget ban islam

>this will trigger the Saxon

i thought it was theme appropriate

also
>Wankush the only one discussing cricket
What a time to be alive

>>don't fall for Sup Forums's demonstratably incorrect rhetoric
Although Islam is not a faultless religion and there are serious problems with it that should be addressed

>Wankush the only one discussing cricket
My shitposting days are behind me lad.

Might invite some r/cricket friends here to add to the discussion.

no Sup Forums is right about islam, i'd like to be able to tend to my wife's visitor in peace without the risk of being chucked from a ten story building THANK YOU VERY MUCH

we were discussing it earlier, unfortunately this innings has been dull as dish water, only 1 chance, going at 3 an over, crowd is dead

Really need to start taking wickets soon...

I see your habit of imitating daniel is not yet past you

Also, I'm really enjoying this risky Sri Lankan top order batting.

>Anderson going for 4,4,4

got twenty on sri lanka at 11/1

draw is far more likely

It was just some friendly banter m8

>six off his first two balls

I'm loving every moment tbqh

Good to see some fight from Sri Lanka. I'm glad it's not all doom and gloom

if england lose this they'll be low on confidence and amir will do a 13/14 johnson on them

I'm genuinely impressed at your ability to ignore every single truthbomb I dropped on you

t. British Paki

i addressed them all

you're inflicted with a mental illness known as liblogic m8

>leave the eu
no, dumb idea. i'm against it because of my job etc, but a lot of people stand to suffer on a security front. EU shares information well about terrorist attacks etc. Only way I can see leaving EU working is if it forced change and makes the EU less of a bloated self-serving bureaucratic0 nightmare
>control migration
controlling european migration, unskilled labour coming in from EU forces the government to turn away skilled workers/people who actually need our help due to influx of unskilled labour. example lots of children trafficked as sex slaves from russia etc are sent back because the government just need to hit immigration targets, and the children end up being abused again and probably straight back. we could help people like this but can't/won't currently.
>Sup Forums's rhetoric
kek

i explicitly told you that you were conflating correlation and causation

you responded by conflating correlation and causation

how would the EU affect your job? I know nothing about European banking

You literally ignored every single one and clung to the pathetic LE MIDDLE EAST IS LE FUCKED BECAUSE OF LE ISLAM XD XD argument.

I am LITERALLY NOT a liberal and am a firm believer in conservative politics, but I'll let you pretend I'm your boogeyman if that gives you comfort after my muscular posts shook you to your very core.

you are a Worst Australian though so all your "opinions" should be taken with a pinch of salt

Yeah, they've been terrible with their first inning performances this series.

It's still too early to judge but I'd love to see them get a decent lead.

Watching cricket during Euro and Copa America.What the fuck is wrong with you poomunity?

what rhetoric of Sup Forums is it you disagree with, carl?


you have 10 seconds to explain why jews are pro islamic immigration into europe but are adamant about Israel remaining homogeneous

I'm going for jobs at a bank in risk analysis. basically if we leave the EU less investment as less access to europe which is why a lot of people invest in the UK. a lot of banking issues arise from confidence, so even if the UK ends up being able to trade as part of the single market in europe a lot of people will rush to get money out of Britain as soon as we leave, leading to more and more people doing it etc.would risk the job I have a very high chance of getting because who wants to take on workers during a time of uncertainty?

>wogball

>watching football
'no'

We're not watching cricket, we're arguing about the brexit m8.

>povertygrass
>this flag

literally pathetic

kys bandwagoner

no i didn't, a lot of it is simply causation

not entirely because of it, no. but all muslim countries are shit, this is a unique phenomenon that only islam has to answer for

Pathetic

>a lot of it is simply causation
prove it

Kek

Are you literally 12?

Bairstow got the butter off his fingers it seems

intelligence are more than capable of sharing information without the need for the EU
and just as an example, how well did the EU stop:
2004 madrid train bombings
7/7 bombings in london
paris attacks
Charlie hebdo
brussels bombings/attacks
the spate of rapes and crime through Europe that coincided with the migrant crisis
cologne
sweden rapes


>karunaratne out
>ausbros bet wins
A GREAT DAY FOR ALL

Warner
Cook
Williamson
Root
Smith
de Villiers
Chandimal (wk)
Starc
Broad
Hazlewood
Shah

just made $15 thanks to jynn lads

It's much better than cricket.

most of it, the fact Sup Forums blames minorities for everything. it's the culture they come from's fault, simple economic fact proves this most of the time. in the UK assuming every factor is equal testing of white and black kids in school leads to equal results. in america, black kids at 'white schools' do the same as white kids, everyone at 'black schools' fail, meaning black culture in america is flawed. yet pol claims niggers are dumb constantly. exact same situation with muslim countries their culture is horrible, which they bring to european countries. take them out of it and they are fine

>but a lot of people stand to suffer on a security front. EU shares information well about terrorist attacks etc.

Right. I am going to pull you up right there.

That is out and out scaremongering. The Brexit would in no way impact the intelligence community. Britain's closest intelligence partners (five eyes) literally are not even EU members.

Yep, maybe not Chandimal, but yep

I haven't been keeping up with Brexit.What's it all about?

thank fuck, the wifes son will be getting his tendies afterall

Kek

>this flag
>this post

Isn't Shah banned right now?

him or de Kock

the mullahs of pakistan
the oppressive dictatorships of the middle east
the horrific and barbaric practices of indonesia
the police state of iran

countries so far apart historically, culturally, ethnically and geographically all with dat dere religion of peace in common ;)

no he is already unbanned

Switch Smith for Ul-haq and Chanders for Voges and you're set

>the horrific and barbaric practices of indonesia
What do you mean?

None of them are purely the result of Islam and you're a child if you think otherwise

white people do have higher iqs than black people though

>and they're fine
go ask them what they think of women and gay rights mate

all you are doing is listing the correlation. Here I can do the same thing

Joseph Kony and the Lords Resistance Army
Irish Republican Army
Heavenly Kingdom and the Taiping Rebellion
Ku Klux Klan
Croatian National Resistance

etc

One of Australia's spinners is Muslim and a huge advocate of female rights and education. I also know a Muslim that's a hardcore, men are pigs tier feminist

they love stoning and shit like this
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3512517/Village-damned-Hundreds-mentally-ill-patients-shackled-locked-away-Indonesian-village-condition-blamed-incest-malnutrition.html

i don't say it was PURELY the result

>no mominul haque
people always forget how goat this guy is, averages 60 playing for Bangladesh, would be hard to slot him in though as that top 6 is pretty mustard

>hazlewood
i dont get the hype behind him, still think hes behind starc, pattinson and even cummins

agree with 10 of your 11 though :)

We need to make a squad featuring 1 player from every test nation and 1 associate player, that would take some thinking

(Y)

I thought all Australian sportsmen were boofheads.

>they love stoning and shit like this
Kek, have you ever even been to Indonesia?

>libtard logic
ha are you serious

africa is indeed a shithole, (though i'd still much rather live in christian africa than islamic africa)but the rest of what you have listed is either dissolved or so small scale it's not even worth mentioning

really, i point out widespread oppression and and human rights violation by islamic regimes across the whole world and thats what you come up with? fucking hell am i talking to owen jones right now

emphasis on REGIMES

as that's very important

doesn't matter, vast majority aren't like that

stop libbing out

>starc over amir
>smith
you're clueless

Hazlewood is LITERALLY the 2nd best bowler in the world, only behind Broad

The way I see it, Starc is the most talented bowler in the world, but Broad is the most skillful, followed by Hazlewood.

To be a good test bowler you have to have an exceptional skill. James Anderson for example is a master of swing bowling. However, the reason Dale Steyn is an entire tier above Anderson is because he is just as good a swing bowler (atleast with the outy), but did it at 145 kp/h rather than 135 kp/h.

For me, Broad has the widest skill set to be successful in all conditions. Height, control of line and length. Decent control over the seam. Decent pace if he isn't being a fucking sook. Hazlewood is in the same mould. He swings the ball conventionally and with reverse. He seams the ball if that is on offer. He has good height and he has wonderful control of line and length. Basically McGrath-lite

The reason I say Starc is the most talented bowler is because he has the most toys. He has the height, he can swing it more prodigiously than Broad or Hazlewood and most importantly, he has express pace. The one thing he doesn't have yet is a radar, and that's why Hazlewood>Starc

Hazlewood is the guy you can bowl for 6-7 overs, set up a batsman and execute a plan. Starc is basically the guy who you bring on for 3 overs to see if he pulls an unplayable "jaffa" out of the bag and gets a wicket out of nowhere. And I would always take a reliable, pressure-building bowler like Hazlewood over a le impact bowler like Starc.

if Starc can find a rader like he has when bowling yorkers (which is why he is literally THE GOAT in white-ball cricket) he will be GOAT-tier.

no but i read the news m8

fair reasoning :)

1 Raza (zim)
2 Warner (aus)
3 Williamson (nz)
4 Kohli (ind)
5 Root (eng)
6 ABDV (sa)
7 Chandimal (sl)
8 Shakib (bang)
9 Shah (pak)
10 Roach (wi)
11 Rankin (ass)

Feel free to critique my multi-cultural XI
Had the difficult choice of smith + cook or warner + root

stacked batting but the bowling is club-tier

get Roach da fuck out of there. It aint 2010 anymore, the lad is done. Darren Bravo needs to go in because he is their one good player. im too tired to do it tho good night

If you HAD to pick a cricket side to win a match for EARTH against a team of aliens on a RANDOM pitch you would not pick this side at your peril-

cook
warner
Kohli
Root
Rahane
Bairstow
Stokes
Woakes
Amir
Yasir
Hazlewood

Therefore it is the true world XI

t. Mohammad Khan

i wouldn't say shakib al hasan, yasir shah are club tier
the difficulty was finding a pair of seamers from what was left which was Windies and Associates, the only other seamer i could think of was hamid hassan at Afghanistan
This is definitely a bat first team and used shah & shakib on day 4/5

'one of the great bowlers'

nasser on broad

Based captcha promoting >our sport

england getting murdered

how are they not going to lose to a side with a far better bowling attack than sri lanka like pak?

350 wickets at 28
Has decent records away from home too
22 in uae
26 in sa
31 in nz
32 in aus

Just needs a good tour of india this winter as hes only played 2 tests there, a 10w win and a draw

he's not even tier 3

he's worse than someone like chaminda vaas who didn't get to play a dozen test matches in england a year. he's on par with darren gough

why are england so shit at lords lads?

DELETE THIS.

Does anyone turn up to cricket matches that aren't the Ashes in England?

I would.

Muhammed pls your gimmick is getting old

I unironically go to Durham games when I'm not working away. Undoubtedly the comfiest way to waste days off.

they might have had attendance issues from the storms this week putting people off

new

i'm not a paki but i no longer see any way for eng to beat pak

pak will win lords and the oval. england will win old trafford but that's probably it

this current english side is overrated and has achieved nothing of note

Lad, if you keep this up I might unironically start believing. But as it stands I have no hope in >our batting.

it's no worse than sri lankas

I've never seen anyone consistently refer to Pakistan as "pak" apart from pakis who shitpost on cricinfo updates.

You aren't batting on UAE roads this time, England might be making hard work of Sri Lanka in this test but your batting is going to need to improve hugely to dominate here.

t. Abdul al shitskin

Has there ever been a better squad of cricketers than Worcestershire's current XI? Serious question.

The MAF Hawks aren't too bad tbẖ

Not sure whether you're meming but they have some seriously promising batsmen

>Joe Clarke
>Brett D'Oliveira
>Tom Kohler-Cadmore

All those have a chance of playing for England. Rate Ross Whiteley too. Oh AND not forgetting Tom Fell coming back from cancer treatment :___;

Only half memeing, grew up in Worcestershire and always supported them. As a junior I played against D'Oliveira and Rhodes, and have met Rhodes Sr a few times. Yeah plenty of potential in the squad, hopefully brother Mo has paved the way for Worcestershire players to get a look in on the national stage, because the likes of Solanki, Davies, Batty, Moore and Ali all kept getting overlooked and jumped ship to bigger counties (and barely played for England again).

I'm all for developing countries getting involved with cricket, but let's not pretend the Hawks are on a par with the mighty Pears lad.

Lads just got a wristy at an Asian massage parlor and now I'm looking up outcall escorts to root.
>tfw when I'm turning into Mackaybro

>the mullahs of pakistan

They are literally only relevant because of the Pakistan Army's Islamifaction policies in the 70s to consolidate their power. Pakistan was slowly becoming as secular as India before that.

>the oppressive dictatorships of the middle east

You can thank the British, French and Americans for that. Those dictatorships are in place so we can have our oil.

>the horrific and barbaric practices of indonesia

Elaborate?

>the police state of iran

Yet again, oppression fosters radicalism. Iran LITERALLY elected a secular democratic socialist in 1953 and the Brits and Americans LITERALLY threw him out because he wanted to nationalize their oil. The ayatollahs swept in power because they win hearts and minds. If you're poor and some priest gives you free food and education because his god tells him to, obviously you're going to support him over some corrupt Shah.

Anyone who thinks Islam is the root cause of these countries' problem is historically retarded and needs a proper history education. Islam is a dogshit religion, but facilitates these problems more than it creates them. It's also had its bright spots like the Islamic Golden Age.

While Western Europe was being eaten by rats and blaming Jews for it, the caliphate had made some of the most crucial steps forward in science and maths. You literally wouldn't have algebra if it weren't for Muslims.

I'm no fan of Islam by any stretch, but give credit where its due.

Ed Joyce
David Warner
Kane Williamson
Virat Kohli
Darren Bravo
Sean Williams
Dinesh Chandimal
Yasir Shah
Stuart Broad
Dale Steyn
Mustafizur Rahman

Actually change my mind

Ed Joyce
Murali Vijay
Kane Williamson
Joe Root
Darren Bravo
Sean Williams
Dinesh Chandimal
Yasir Shah
Josh Hazlewood
Kagiso Rabada
Mustafizur Rahman