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rare Farrons edition

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putting my feet up

this is it lads this is it

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the gf went to bed lads

how is it only a fortnight til christmas already

Is that really Tim Farron? Fucking hell lad s

Sound the pibroch loud and high,
From John O'Groats to the Isle o' Skye!
Let a' the Clans their slogan cry
And rise and follow Charlie!

Tha tighin fodham, fodham, fodham
Tha tighin fodham, fodham, fodham
Tha tighin fodham, fodham, fodham
To rise and follow Charlie!

And see a small devoted band,
By dark Loch Shiel have ta'en their stand
And proudly vow with heart and hand,
To fight for Royal Charlie!

Frae eery hill and every glen,
Are gatherin' fast the loyal men;
They grasp their dirks and shout again,
"Hurrah! for Royal Charlie!"

On dark Culloden's field of gore
Hark! hark! they shout, "Claymore! Claymore!"
They bravely fight, what can they more?
They die for Royal Charlie!

No more we'll see such deeds again,
Deserted is each Highland glen,
And lonely cairns are o'er the men,
Who fought and died for Charlie!

The White Rose blossoms forth again,
Deep in sheltered Highland glens;
And soon we'll hear the cry we ken
Tae rise! And fight for Charlie!

>have to part my arsecheeks to fart otherwise I feel like I'm going to squeeze a poo out

Anyone else know this feel?

no

Okay

But what if it looks desperate?

And what if we've been talking for quite a while so it looks like I'm a retard who can't let conversation start properly even though i know someone quite well?

Doing a remember of that time some bum started shite at the bus stop in secondary school and one of our teachers came over and sparked him out.


Wish I could go back to those days tbqh lads.

no. show us

once smashed a possum's head in, would do the same to any of you runts tb.h

I'm ugly af too, I really don't care honestly, it seems like a massive hassle anyway

>ib4 fedora egy etc

>your IRL friend posts one of the images that Thailad posts in the facebook groupchat

hmmm

>82% of newspaper articles were pro-Leave; both in print and on social media, Britons had more exposure to Eurosceptic than pro-European opinions

really makes you think lads

Anyone else found that piece of arse between your coccyx and arsehole that you can push to help squeeze out a constipated poo?

Great trick I've never heard mentioned. Just tried it once.

yeboy

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>that one lad at the office who gets up and spreads his buttcheeks like goatse just to fart

It won't look desperate. Double texting looks desperate. Everything else, you're fine with.

You're overthinking all this shite lad.

again this doesnt matter that much too

>tfw remembering my sixth form days of smoking weed every day, playing vidya and wanking

Bitter sweet feel considering I probably should have been getting a gf and learning how to socialise.

But then again i enjoyed it so much.

>bum
foy

your third eye must be in tatters

There's a /brit/ fb groupchat?

toplel do you know someone who does that?

Which class should I play?

I'm very sad. Like really sad.
Where the fuck do I go?

Surely you're more likely to follow through if your arse is open

bloody mainstream media

my third eye has never been this open

>the so called liberal media

remember when all the polls said Trump was way behind and people were saying he had zero chance ever since even brexit was polling ahead of remain before.

fun times

pretty amazing that Remain managed to do as well as they did

agree, its kinda sad seeing everyone getting married and settling down as you get older though

Had to take all my clothes off after a drinking game and one girl was right staring at me as my ballbag caught the breeze in the room

What do you want?

no

this is my socialgroup's groupchat

you should get some experience in being a wizard

Yeah i know

Double texting is acceptable in the flow of the convo right? As in we're talking and I want to say something else after I've sent the first one.

It's only bad if she ignores the opening text.

been doing a read of this so-called prostitute site and it's put me well off ever wanting to visit one lads

they're all very judgemental for people paid to have sex with anyone, not sure I could perform knowing this

They all look the same so who gives a shite lol

we're all here

and we always will be

til the bitter, bitter end

>Double texting is acceptable in the flow of the convo right?
Yes.

yea
you

Post stories

I want rare Karens

Make me think about which part of your arse you pulled that statistic from

Who are you?

What do you want?

Never been able to answer these.

I like you

Fair point I'll get there one day

Bit dimensionist that mate

how did people get the panty pic of maisie if in every one she is covered or cropped?

>canada

Ravager

umm the LSE sweetie x

'What do you want?' is either a very difficult question or a very easy one desu

you didn't have to shit on her

still crease when I think of this post

has Canada ever recovered?

desuarchive.org/int/thread/67073900/#q67077179

Try to avoid it, just makes you look like a needy little beta most often.

Absolutely despise the kind of runts who send multiple messages in quick succession.

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I was there m8 got a cheeky snap

Choose your destiny

cbf lad, have a read
saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=23826.0

all they do is gossip about whichever poor old sod visited them recently

genuinely the single thing I hate most about what we call "society" is that every single thing you do comes back and bites your arse in some way

even "confidential" therapy and "anonymous" prozzies, every single one has consequences, none is secret

you'll just have to pick up the first girl you find once you reach that age and have an average family with her
as long as you kinda get along with her then thats ok I think, dont need a soulmate as wife even though it would be better
whats more important is raising the children right
for now you're fine with not caring about relations but I think once you reach 30 or so the biological clock will go mental

>Implying Germans even have a third eye

That would require you to have a soul

198 posts got zero (You)s in the last thread

I tried to link each one to show they were appreciated, but Sup Forums blocked me as it was "too many lines"

So just know that whilst I can't give you an actual (You), I went through the thread and clicked each and every one of your posts.

THANK YOU for your contribution anons

>tfw friends found out about my /brit/ snapchat friends I have

dont know how to explain them desu

>have a wank lying down
>cum buckets
>have a wank sat down
>don't cum as much

???

?

dear you, what's your name

not a german samlöka

vikings is better than game of thrones desu

better waifus too

need good present ideas for my dad lads, really struggling this year. what are you getting yours?

I identify with le 9gag

oppoiste for me

weird how tim's ahead of the times, this is a selfie and must be like 80s lol

At least you admit it's bullshit

I'll just go with this then, will post my character when its downloaded if you care.

Rolling.

>texting girl
>talk for hours every night for a few nights
>then only an hour
>start skipping days
>eventually stop talking


Every
Single
Time

A better son.

Japanese Whisky

i have all the best policies

they said that i wouldn't be shit
they said that i wouldn't come far
they said that i wouldn't be shit
they said that i wouldn't come far
they said that i'll always be a waste
they said that i'll never get big
they said that i'll always be a waste
they said that i'll never get big

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you're getting your dad a better son? how lad?

hahaha iktf i exchanged about 10,000 messages with a girl over the course of 3 months. the last time she text me was in August and the second last time she text me was in January. we don't text anymore.

probably shouldn't have turned her down when she asked me out

vikings lost me when they started doing regular battles/skirmishes but you knew going into it there was literally no chance of any main character dying despite them having no right of surviving. terribly choreographed

lol he got self pwned. what a spaz

lets have a look then
utter plonker you deserve to be alone

Learned how to drive, got a job, got a car and got /fit/.


Bought him a watch too, on the off chance.

You've embarrassed yourself there lad.

all (you)

Doing a think

>probably shouldn't have turned her down when she asked me out

Why were you texting her then you absolute spacker

(You)

fancied her innit

(You)