Walk into mom's bedroom and see this
>wat do
Walk into mom's bedroom and see this
Other urls found in this thread:
Suck yo mamas bbc
fakest shit Ive ever seen
Fuck him in the ass, obviously. He's presenting it so enticingly.
bumping
Take my pants off, fight awkwardness with even more weirdness
bump You're gonn need that condom
a
Back away slowly, and wash my eyes
Call the zoo and tell them one of their monkeys escaped.
Probably stomp on it's balls for coming into my house; wild animals should stay outside.
>go to the gun cabinet
>grab shotgun
>escort the nigger out of the house
>don't even let him put his clothes back on
wonder how the hell did my mum turn into a black man
Grab ankles and suck him off before mom gets home.
Suck that glorious black rod. What the fuck do you think I am, some kind of faggot who doesn't suck bbc?
Ask her if I can fuck the servant boy now
When did Jerome get here mom?
Would you suck it while he is lying down like that so your face is pressed into his butt?
...
That nig is only thicker then me, and guessing that's him fully hard when this is me half hard
OC?
would not suck/10
I'm very particular about the dicks I will place into my mouth.
Certified chode
Nope that's only half
Do a 360 an keep walking
Well then me and him are both half hard in the pics
I've posted it before but it's oc
You jelly?
Yo I feel bad for black people lmao. Having a dick that looks like a log of shit must suck
Not what your mom thinks, fag
Nah. Still looks like shit lmao. Damn I feel bad for them
tru. especially since the BBC thing turned out to be a myth, there's literally no benefit to being black
>more likely to get an STD/AIDS
>more likely to be poor/unemployed
>less likely to be hired or accepted into college
>more likely to get the shit kicked out of them by cops for no reason
>more likely to get the shit kicked out of them by cops for very valid reasons
>least desirable race, across the board, with the only exception being black women
my lil brother is black, and i'm super fucking protective of him because of the shit that goes down here in 'murica
>knock mom the FUCK OUT
>dive in there
>give him nastiest sloppiest spit covered rusty trombone
>really force my tongue in deep
>make him cum
>suck his dick
>ride his dick
>poop down his urethra as we fuck
>cum together
>tell mom hes mine now
>keep him as sex ape
all while this blares from the stereo
Kek
You or someone you know?
Ask her for $40 cause I'm going out.
Me
>Daddy, you're back!
Oh cool we got a pet monkey.
/thread
kek
Got any more?
Yes please
Yea, give me a min to finish raking my backyard tho.
>Call him dad!
>He looks at me in horror as he slowly vanishes
Everybody knows black people cant be fathers.
My mother is black, and her husband is black, so nothing unusual except Im seeing my stepdads dick.
Answer: walk out and learn to knock first
id be all over it in a second tonguing the balls to start
apparently take a picture.
...
Another
still not completely hard tho.
Damn that's a pretty wide cock
tttrtt
tt
This of course
Yep, only got anal from my ex wife like 2 times in 5 years. After like 30 mins of getting her ready.
D-damn was she black?
Yea, bitch was psycho tho.
Do white girls like it?
Yea, I'm usually the thickest and often the longest any woman has had.
I had an Asian chick that loved when I pounced her and she was the only one that was actually good at sacking it. Only time I've ever came from a blowjob.
Lucky. Do they ever mention the smell of your cock?
"Oh no! Not again!" XD
...
LOL XD
The Asian chick did, she also liked to give me rimjobs, smell my armpits and wanted me to farther in her face...
*fart
I'm on my cell.
OMG lol sounds fun
Depending on your sex, yell: I want one like this too!!!
It was, that first time she went in for the lick scared the shit out me.
I literally responded like in the movies, I said woah and then said I didn't say stop lol
It always looks bigger from that angle
...
...
...
Here, and I'd stick
in my ass
Glad I won that contest....I think