Walk into mom's bedroom and see this

Walk into mom's bedroom and see this
>wat do

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Suck yo mamas bbc

fakest shit Ive ever seen

Fuck him in the ass, obviously. He's presenting it so enticingly.

bumping

Take my pants off, fight awkwardness with even more weirdness

bump You're gonn need that condom
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Back away slowly, and wash my eyes

Call the zoo and tell them one of their monkeys escaped.

Probably stomp on it's balls for coming into my house; wild animals should stay outside.

>go to the gun cabinet
>grab shotgun
>escort the nigger out of the house
>don't even let him put his clothes back on

wonder how the hell did my mum turn into a black man

Grab ankles and suck him off before mom gets home.

Suck that glorious black rod. What the fuck do you think I am, some kind of faggot who doesn't suck bbc?

Ask her if I can fuck the servant boy now

When did Jerome get here mom?

Would you suck it while he is lying down like that so your face is pressed into his butt?

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That nig is only thicker then me, and guessing that's him fully hard when this is me half hard

OC?

would not suck/10
I'm very particular about the dicks I will place into my mouth.

Certified chode

Nope that's only half

Do a 360 an keep walking

Well then me and him are both half hard in the pics

I've posted it before but it's oc

You jelly?

Yo I feel bad for black people lmao. Having a dick that looks like a log of shit must suck

Not what your mom thinks, fag

Nah. Still looks like shit lmao. Damn I feel bad for them

tru. especially since the BBC thing turned out to be a myth, there's literally no benefit to being black
>more likely to get an STD/AIDS
>more likely to be poor/unemployed
>less likely to be hired or accepted into college
>more likely to get the shit kicked out of them by cops for no reason
>more likely to get the shit kicked out of them by cops for very valid reasons
>least desirable race, across the board, with the only exception being black women
my lil brother is black, and i'm super fucking protective of him because of the shit that goes down here in 'murica

>knock mom the FUCK OUT
>dive in there
>give him nastiest sloppiest spit covered rusty trombone
>really force my tongue in deep
>make him cum
>suck his dick
>ride his dick
>poop down his urethra as we fuck
>cum together
>tell mom hes mine now
>keep him as sex ape

all while this blares from the stereo

youtube.com/watch?v=bFZj6Fnq4G4

Kek

You or someone you know?

Ask her for $40 cause I'm going out.

Me

>Daddy, you're back!

Oh cool we got a pet monkey.

/thread

kek

Got any more?

Yes please

Yea, give me a min to finish raking my backyard tho.

>Call him dad!
>He looks at me in horror as he slowly vanishes

Everybody knows black people cant be fathers.

My mother is black, and her husband is black, so nothing unusual except Im seeing my stepdads dick.
Answer: walk out and learn to knock first

id be all over it in a second tonguing the balls to start

apparently take a picture.

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Another

still not completely hard tho.

Damn that's a pretty wide cock

tttrtt
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This of course

Yep, only got anal from my ex wife like 2 times in 5 years. After like 30 mins of getting her ready.

D-damn was she black?

Yea, bitch was psycho tho.

Do white girls like it?

Yea, I'm usually the thickest and often the longest any woman has had.

I had an Asian chick that loved when I pounced her and she was the only one that was actually good at sacking it. Only time I've ever came from a blowjob.

Lucky. Do they ever mention the smell of your cock?

"Oh no! Not again!" XD

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LOL XD

The Asian chick did, she also liked to give me rimjobs, smell my armpits and wanted me to farther in her face...

*fart

I'm on my cell.

OMG lol sounds fun

Depending on your sex, yell: I want one like this too!!!

It was, that first time she went in for the lick scared the shit out me.

I literally responded like in the movies, I said woah and then said I didn't say stop lol

It always looks bigger from that angle

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Here, and I'd stick
in my ass

Glad I won that contest....I think