Alright Sup Forums, I'm finally moving to The US and I need a new name. Never liked my Eastern European name and it would be even worse if I live in The US with it.
So, help a gypsy to pick a name out.
For the contrary, my name is Zlatimir.
Alright Sup Forums, I'm finally moving to The US and I need a new name...
Brandon Garcia
Nolan Cooper
Vladimir for sure.
Wyatt Russell
Dimitri
Xavier Nguyen
Fuck you too
Eli Gomez
Liam
Jack Scott
Osama bin nigger
Thomas Hill
Liam sounds too black for me
Isaiah Ross
Doesn't matter. Everyone's gonna call you either Ivan or Sergei.
Jayden Perry
Włodzimierz
Brandon Ortiz
Go clean some toilets
Caleb Richardson
How about Gypsy Mike?
Or just go with Zeke.
Jaxson Nelson
Change your name to Goldandpeace
Kevin Smith
Zeke actually sounds decent..
Balkanfag spotted
Xavier Diaz
So where are you from? Croatia, Serbia, Montenegro?
Andrew Turner
Mohammed is very popular in the US
Blake Cruz
if you want to get lynched...
Asher Lee
Dick Gozinya
Owen Wilson
Nicholas has served me well. 90% of US citizens are, to some degree, racist. Nicholas is a nice white boy name that will protect you. Unless your accent is heavy, in which case good luck.
Jaxson Perry
HENRY SAVAGE
Jacob Evans
Adolf is very common
Aaron Rivera
Can confirm, same name. It's a great and solid name. Just go with Johnson or something as your last.
Dominic Torres
Blake
Charles Gomez
Orenthal James
Gavin Carter
How about Eric Harris?
Oliver White
Terry Wrist
Matthew Campbell
Fuck you. fucking gypsies scum of humanity, stay in your fucking shitty country and rob people there, the rest of the world don't want your people, you're only trash.
Nathan Nguyen
Peter Pumper
Eli Flores
no one in the world is going to believe you if youre brown with an accent "yes hello fellow american my name is john" fuck off
Dominic Williams
Richard Head
Luis Lopez
al kida
Jason Johnson
Nate Higgers
Lucas Howard
Rapey mcrapeface
Jackson King
Goldenpeace
Joshua Cruz
Zachary. Need a last name, go for something that doesn't sound sand nigger-ish. Try for a Ukrainian or Slav last name, like Protus or Andells.
Jackson Torres
What's the most american name there is?
Brandon Smith
test post
Jayden Edwards
James, then John, then Robert.
Thanks Google.
Christopher Reyes
I better get on the hormones then, fuck me
Josiah Brown
...
Jayden Cooper
Sup sugartits
Gabriel Carter
O shit waddup
Jackson Harris
Bert Reynolds. A proud, respectable, American name.
Thomas Lopez
Yeah OP Eric is a pretty popular first name, as Harris is a popular last name. Together it's a good strong American name.
Jace Fisher
Under-rated post.
Jordan Morgan
Donald is a nice popular up-and-coming name
Its rated a perfect 5/7 in the us generally
Benjamin Rivera
Terrence Niggerdick or Pimpdaddy Cane.
Logan Butler
>OP want more English version of his name
>Slutimir
Done
Jace Hughes
Wojak
Elijah Ramirez
Tom Smith.
Jaxon Moore
Barry Barrington
Isaac Robinson
James "Jim" Baker.
Matthew Price
Ted Kaczynski
Oliver Bennett
Bruce Wayne
Thomas Williams
Zlatimir -> Zachary?
Jacob Nelson
Thurgood "Nigger" Jenkins.
Blake Allen
>my name is Zlatimir
Why the fuck would you change it? That's a pretty good name.
Chase Nelson
Christopher "Chris" Peterson
Parker Johnson
Dolan Drumpf
Landon Lee
Richard "Dick" Peterson.
William Sanchez
Gary Mitchel
Brody Mitchell
"Peter" peterson
Brandon Bennett
Seconding Zeke
Jeremiah Perry
Robert Pattinson
Ian James
Robert Paulson
Michael Powell
Guy: Richard Littleone
Girl: analee hurtz
Jack Green
John Fist
Beezow doo-doo zopittybop-bop-bop
Batman von Superman
Amin Yashed
Tiny Cox
Jaxon Gray
Han Solo
Aiden Sullivan
Jesus H. Christ