You see this lion. What should you do????

You see this lion. What should you do????

Climb the nearest tree

pet it

You just died even faster

Punch it in the face and knock it out.

ask him if he wants to get high

Drop my pants and let it mount me

Shoot it and post a picture of my kill on facebook for all the faggots of the world to cry over.

Offer it my dick and hope it turns away after cringing rather than get it stuck between it's k9's

E D G E

Rule 38

underrated

I cast MAGIC MISSILE

No, because I can break off a branch to fend it off. Now I have a weapon and the high ground.
Couple that with the fact that male lions are lazy and will fuck off soon after not getting the kill I'd still be alive

>make photo
>post on Sup Forums

You see this lion. What should you do
???
>profit

How far away is he tho

>a branch to fend it off
this fucking retard

scare him

Oldfag here reporting in with the latest news... Get the fuck in the car

Be a faster gazelle then all the other gazelle and live to procreate and pass on my superior genes

WINRAR!!!

Better than one of my own limbs

JESUS CHRIST, GET IN THE CAR!

PLEASE HELP WITH WRECKING THESE FLUFFY FAGGETS

>Implying oldfags post on Sup Forums anymore

...

> Be faster then the other gazelle
> Live
> procreate with the female gazelle
> pass on superior genes
> die

Implying I stepped out of my cave to try and plant a seed of hope in a Sup Forums that has none

Done

Be happy that a zoo animal shows so much vitality. They merely all suffer from hospitalism.

>Isn't already on 7chan
>Tries to "help" Sup Forums
Nice greentext faggot, you're the type of retard that posts "This Sup Forums isn't like the old Sup Forums lol let's raid club penguin desu"

Also, oldfags don't need to point out they're oldfags, because they're not edgy fucks that need to prove themselves to the faggots here.

this

who is she?

Rule 12

Wrestle him down make him Neal before me and make him my right hand
I'd take him for walks and shit and feed him start dogs and cats and hobos
But I'd give them a goo meal before so I'm not bad

get in car

Siri

Is this guy serious

WINRAR!!!

I would watch for awhile and then go to see penguins or monkeys.

I'd call Dentist Walter Palmer obviously.

Urinate in my pants in the hopes he won't rape me?

Name it Cecil and go to school for dentistry