I never get dubs

I never get dubs

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suck it up

OP here claiming id

i'm a girl btw ;)

Fuck off, I am le dubs king

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let me try

Checked

Checked. Now witness mine.

And you are le dubs prince

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tits + timestamp = guaranteed dubs

Nah fam check it here no tits and I got dubs

QUINTZ MAH NIGGAH

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed horses. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Wew lad

you lost...

FUCK OFF I WAS SAVING THEM FOR MY SUPRIZE ATTACK

Dubs are for amateurs

Thanks, Professional Singles Man.

Alright fuckers im taking all your dubs put em in the bag

what

not this time...

Yes you are sir

What are dubs?

LE DUBS KING REIGNS AGAIN

lol

FUCK

Trips get

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If I get dubs I get to marry Chris Pratt and make him get fat again

Check Em

czek em

fuck you

eww gross man waste of dubs

Checkem

Insert foot of dubs giving here

if I get dubs I have the nicest dick on Sup Forums (trips best on Sup Forums)

...dubs?

>His dick still has the wrapper

Looks like a raw taquito buddy

By the power invested in me I grant myself dubs

I've got a shot anyways

Pretty happy I wasn't mutilated as a child to be honest man

The foreskin contains the ridged band and frenular area, which are the most sensual parts of the penis.

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I don't blame you. I was mutilated and I fucking hate it.

I want my foreskin back (a real foreskin not an imitation) but that can't happen and I'm fucking pissed about it.

same here, but we cant fucking choose because we arent even fully cognative yet.

I do tho ya smelly cunt

I can confirm this, 20-30k nerve endings gone.

pic related, is mine.

You just fucking got dubs holy shit

shit, forgot pic

more dubs

Pls give me dubs

YES I GOT DUBS AND CALLED IT

Dude I love your socks

Fake dubs. These are real dubs!

ebig fale

no fuck you

Yes, they are pretty comfy.

These are comfier though.

>I never get dubs

And you never will. Poor Pepe Bateman.

Also, check em.

Check em

Check em faggots