Whats your favorite name or euphemism for girl parts?

Whats your favorite name or euphemism for girl parts?

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Minge
Fuzzy Peach
Hairy Axe Wound

Twat

Panocha

Cockpit.

fish mitten

Yippy Bog
Fish Wrinkle
Gut Locker
Ham Wallet
Oyster Ditch
Pudding Hatch

Ham wallet

Gwatch
Gash
Clam
Biff
Sugarpuff
Macaroon
Bucket
Wizard sleeve
Flange
Burger

hamwallet

Homo Sapien containing 46 XX chromosomes

Cock dock
Yum Yum
Quim

Spaghetti sponge

meat sock

When I was about 5 I asked my father what a vagina looked like, he said "like a beautiful morning flower just opening up for the sun." So I asked what it looked like after sex, he paused and said "Have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?"

Box

Pink musty cum bucket

beaver

Vagoblin
Mystery Box
Sperm Canyon
Cave of Wonders

Snek,d

Pussy

Sugar walls

czech em

Sexy words:
>pussy
That's about it. Anything else belongs in the funny list. Maybe "cunt" is hot in some contexts, but not really.

Funny:
>poontang
>cooter
>vajeeper
>cockpit
>ketchup dispenser
>clam
>fish taco
>hoo-ha
>girl swirl, for particularly meaty labia

I feel how you thought there was a joke there, but you should have just let it go when you couldn't figure out where to take it.

no-no box

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.

Jimmy Carr's new special on Netflix, I see you nigga.

Cunt, forever and always

London reporting in.

gunnie is a fun one too,

Cockwash
Tuppence

Punani.

ummm... MODS MODS MODS

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Pussy for my gf.
Cunt for my sub.

Viola le bearded clam

If you're sterile or you've had a vasectomy, call your girl's playhouse the Deadpool after sex.

feminine penis

Squack

Bitch ditch

taco and taquito

ill let you work out which is which

tits will always be sweater-puppies

pink mouse
yeast canyon
nike swoosh
change purse
spagetti o

sandbag

Popeye's right eye.

I just call all pussy "stink". Matter of fact I simply call all women "stink". See a hot honey walkin' by, I be slippin' under my breath "Stiiiink...."

Started calling buttholes "garlic knots" after I saw some pizzhut commercial and connected the dots. Called my ex-girlfriends asshole "ruffles" because of the webbing, but that's really none of your business.

Cunt

The Vagibble
Scrambled Eggs Between the Legs

Vagoo

>Fascinating Tales #112

Goo hole

pop tart
cookie
basically anything that sounds sweet and savory when its anything but

Asgarde, because I'll never see it.

Front butt

WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?

I cant believe no one has said piss flaps.

snapper

See, I would find that gross were I a normal person, but I have a fantasy of eating a girl's pussy just after she's wet herself.

bits

i call it Chewbie

hatchet wound