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im here

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Why are Canadian posts consistently autistic and terrible?

ive arrived

brb

hey guys

Daily reminder that every """""""""French"""""""""" poster who defends Muslims is actually an Algerian.

im back

>twitter isn't a part of the globalist machine being used to dilute our values and instill our children with degenerate behaviours in order to genocide the white race through subversion tactics

My last booking was hilarious

I played the roleplay of a pregnant wife that was sick of my husband not pleasing me and involved giving him lots of twisting nipples, slapping face, ball and penis.
Humiliating his small cock, Telling him the baby was not his and that i cheated on him with all the guys at work
So he gets put to work of pleasing his wife otherwise, I will take the baby away, all his money and rape his ass.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

I'm not your bloody slave mate do it yourself

>when a Canadian posts anything

Why are Canadian posts consistently autistic and terrible and unfunny?

ah yes

>marmite

watching soccer

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>being white
literal cucks the lot of you

I'm not white though, I am mixed race.

why did they normify Planet Earth lads?

literally haven't seen a thing get killed all series

great post

>Average Canadian post

imagine handing an EU flag outside your house or from your window

What kind of attention seeking fuck would post this kind of thing?

Wouldn't most trans want people to forget that they're actually a dude or a girl?

*teleports behind you*
Nothing personal, kid

oneitis is a 5'2 corean with a big arse and tits but not fat
really don't want to lose her

i pull up roll the window down and *pew pew pew pew*

>you will never make sweet love to zendaya

not really worth living is it lads

Are you blind? The showed a close-up of a bird swallowing some poor bug whole.

need a cuddle

t. maghrebi

I came.

>Standing up to wipe

What the fuck is wrong with leafs?

want to visit the shetlands

*stabs you in the gut*

>when she's slim, smart, funny, interesting, and you get along with her like a hand on a glove but she's 2 points less attractive than you

pull up at your mum house and put some rounds in it

here you go lad

youtube.com/watch?v=eGOhyJJraf8

>sitting to poo

haven't seen that yet :0

thanks for the trigger warning

My Mum is dead desu.

Who here /hyped/ for christmas?

>high end drink flowing from 11am
>nice starters, huge turkey with all the trimmings, several puds. No pre-packaged shite.
>gifts and card games later on
>walk on Boxing day morning followed by fillet of beef

wweeewwwww

well that's good

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I know that feel

me on the right

sorry lad

I'm at work on Christmas.

JUST

good lad

>filled this out unironically

*teleports inside you*

now its purse on al

>eating meat
>drinking alcohol

WOW

POWERFUL

wait what the fuck a cop shot a black guy in the back and then planted a gun on him as "evidence" and it was all on video and he's not gonna get in any trouble for it

america's fucking mental starting to believe this black lives matter thing

they've got a point you know, there must be something i'm missing otherwise this is fucking mental

ouch

Anybody got ideas for a £10 secret Santa

you must be considered a turbocuck in america

What's the difference between Britain and UK?

Having a thought

Same

Northern Ireland

So lads, what's the best way to clean my arsehole so I can stick things inside it?

I think about people dying too much and when I do this I think about what songs I would play at their funeral, Is this normal?

probably got a few fingers stuck up her fanny when she took that

CHI

NEED to have sex

would absolutely ravage her arsehole with my big white meat

lads my mum made a dinner that was literally unedible, like I was eating something later on and the thought of it was putting me off my food

I couldn't eat it and now I feel really really bad

She's gone to bed early too

a gay male

>mfw
I'm into Asian girls, even the ugly ones with flat asses and no tits, doesn't bother me.

*bursts into the thread wearing my pink polo shirt with the collar popped, biege shorts, $300 Raybans, a baseball cap on backwards and brown boat shoes*
HEEEEEEEEEEY DUUUUUUUUDES UHHH I MEAN "LADS"
DUDE I WAS LIKE TOTALLY "WANKING" SOOO HARD TODAY, BR- LADS. THEN I TOOK A MASSIVE TURD IN THE COLLEGE BATHROOMS, STACIES GONNA TOTALLY FLIP. MAN, THESE FUCKING CANADIANS, AM I RIGHT? DO I FIT IN YET?

>you will never make sweet sweet love to zendaya

TUNAAAAAAAAAAA

Not as powerful as this

No, just a high school graduate tbqh

Just make a douche or failing that, shower head off, and stick the hose right up there mate.

ah yes the US army

here he is

Vaginas are disgusting.

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can't believe my post attracted this bastard

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watching this

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CoD is basically a US military recruiting tool so makes sense

>British Army

extremely good post

am unironically self-conscious about my height
guess the manlet memes got to me

>there must be something i'm missing otherwise this is fucking mental
read infowars or breitbart

how tall are you?

she's not even bad looking, I'd say she's 6/10 and she's great in every other aspect including sex

I'm just a shallow pathetic fuck

Don't eat or drink for a few days, then you'll worry about that.

Part of the self-styled Radical Centre lads

hmm yes I believe the superior british army does in fact not play video games ever when they have down time

just think

if i ever actually sleep with a girl, there isn't a hope in hell i'd give her an orgasm

>Yanks

6'2"

>when someone bases their entire valuation of a woman on her appearance

Our mechanical overlords will conquer bagina and make it great again