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Previous thread: News:

>Tim Means suspended for 6 months
mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11904766/tim-means-agrees-to-six-month-usada-suspension-after-taking-tainted

>Khabilov-Medadi added to UFC FN 93
mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11903038/rustam-khabilov-vs-reza-medadi-set-for-ufc-fight-night-93

>Bisping says Weidman is ducking Rockhold
mmamania.com/2016/6/10/11902392/michael-bisping-chris-weidman-no-ufc-title-fight-stop-ducking-luke-rockhold-mma

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Come here after

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the trusty moderators will fix this mess right guys?

yeah right

jon

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jon...

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Literally gayer than mandrama itself

>playing with your dick jon, is like playing with my emotions!

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be careful

If this record belonged to anyone not named Mark Hunt, tell me how mad """"serious"""" UFC fans would be that Brock is fighting a can, cause with that record Mark Hunt is on Artem-levels of cannery.

shut up

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>a very basic part of human life is missing
like what? honest question, I've never had any friends for the past couple of decades and I've never felt like anything was missing.

OP here, just come back to this thread after. Go here for now.

Everyone that Hunt's lost to bar a couple of shitty fights in DREAM are HW greats. Are you just mad that a fat fuck is a millionaire and you're shitposting in your parent's basement?

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Mark is old and fat, Lesner is green and unrefined in technique.

Its actually a perfect match up that will probably be an entertaining fight. Only /heem/ thinks Mark Hunt is some all star fighter that is way better the Lesner. In reality Lesner will probably win just off of his sheer strength advantage alone and /heem/ will be wrong again

>this desperate to get people to use his shit thread

Helo boys. Has anyone got a link to the archived thread for when Bispong heem'd Rockhold?

Right here bruv

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Lesnar is the underdog according to every betting site on the web. Why haven't you bet the house on Lesnar?

Nobody thinks Mark Hunt is an all-star, but Brock has been doing mandrama for years. Even if he's been training for a few months that doesn't compare to someone who does it for a living. Additionally Mark is a very powerful puncher and Brock hates getting punched. There are a couple good ways for Mark to win this.

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what the hell

My mum would be mad if I lost her house

Meme magic is fucking irresponsible.

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>Are you just mad that a fat fuck is a millionaire and you're shitposting in your parent's basement?

Now why would that make me mad kid?

>Flag

Oh yeah that's why it's just the king of shitposting coming through.

100% meme magic lad

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>Lesnar is the underdog according to every betting site on the web.

Oh of course, everyone knows the betting sites and bookies always know how to call how these fights go!

Oh wait no, you're just dumb

Lesner hates getting punched by people he can't get to the ground.

Im not sure Hunt is anywhere close to Valesquez tier in his takedown defense. Especially against someone as strong as Bork.

Bull Rush or die isn't a great fighting style, but it will work in certain match ups. This looks like one of those match ups.

Who's your favorite black fighter?

>mfw the power of meme magic gives DC the power needed to suck Jon into submission

what the hell man

Thank you Schaub for granting us all another day on this beautiful earth. We are eternally grateful for your kindness. You show us the path and you are the light in all of our lives.

Schaub bless.

christ is it so hard to search for '199' in the archive?

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>threads wars are still a thing

/heem/ is getting more and more pathetic.

What is it with Australians and shit posting? Also why do they pretend like Mark Hunt (that fat zilch) is one of their own?

i'm gay mate I can't do it myself. thanks

Conor McGregor

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>Lesner hates getting punched

I don't think there's anyone who likes getting punched.

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Why bother when cucks like you do it for us?

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Careful, France

ur mum

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Where is that bangledeshi manlet he's my favorite nonwhite poster he's hilarious

you're next Jon

Sure, but he is clearly different. Even Frank said Brock hates it more than your average fighter. It shows if you watch his fights.

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this is the gayest nigga ever

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people need to stop ignoring new thread announcements till after the bump limit is reached. fucking /wwe/ tier children.

if you haven't noticed mma = wwe

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>Also why do they pretend like Mark Hunt (that fat zilch) is one of their own?
He lives in Western Sydney and calls himself Australian.

The better question is do you live in Utah? Because that's a lot of salt.

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Lawler seems to enjoy it okay.

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oh ok and i'm english

i hope lesnar literally paralyzes him

>till after the bump limit is reached.

This never used to be a problem before. I don't know why the obsession to make the thread came from. It's the dumbest and most autistic thing imaginable if you take time to just think about it.

is SUCCposting confirmed the MY BOY of 2016

my sides

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>74 posts
>20 IPs

Nice """""""""""community""""""""""""""""

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JON JONES

>Someone actually took the time to make this
Has DCposting gone too far, lads?

Somebody stream some fights

Let me suck that dick Jon

Good golly Miss Molly.

Check mine ouT

i think that community is more your style la'

Why are you blokes so damn gay?

Felice or Kailin who will win?

Is life in Hawaii difficult why do they act ghetto?

Any mma fighter who uses the textbook hunched shoulders with high guard boxing stance is literally asking to get heemed. There is a reason the Diaz brothers have iron chins and it's because even they aren't retarded enough to stand there and take unnecessary damage for nothing.

Just give me that tip Jon... now

youtube.com/watch?v=ppWLLjNcD2k

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fuck out of here you fucking autist

>Go to /asp/ cause your general is fantasizing black guys sucking each other off

Well I know /asp/ is gay, but it can't get any gayer than that.

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This can't be.

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>even they aren't retarded enough to stand there and take unnecessary damage for nothing.

That's literally what they do. Have you not seen their faces after a fight?

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it's just a meme relax

have you ever been to Capri?

My thread is homo free
Check it out