ITT: Famous movie lines, slightly altered

ITT: Famous movie lines, slightly altered

>Show me the the currency

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>We may require a larger water vehicle!

CAN YOU TALK IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, MOTHERFUCKER

I also enjoy living unsafe

I shall return at a later time.

Yes female!

whats in the rectangular cardboard object

Kek

I am very displeased about these very displeasing reptiles on this very displeasing aircraft

Frankly my dear, I don't give a rat's ass.

don't talk about pugilism group

Observe me

I'll never release you, Jack. I'll never release you

It's show Time ! [Beetlejuice]

Go kill peter's aunt may, ya daft twat!

I need your apparel, your footwear, and your two-wheeled vehicle.

check this shit out!

Not the Apis mellifera!!

your mother fornicates with demons in places most foul!

I am known as Inigo Montoya. Your actions resulted in the death of my father. Prepare to die.

Great power comes with great grown-up stuff.

Shut the front door, Danny.

come with me if you want to stay alive

Luke, I am dad.

GET YOURSELF TO THE NEAREST HELICOPTER, POST HASTE!

"ah!" (from Home Alone, but done with a gay French accent)

The name's James. Bond, James.

Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya, and by the way, look at my hideous fucking face and keep this image in your mind throughout all of your childhood ESPECIALLY when you're trying to sleep in a dark room.

Hey, don't knock fapping. It's sex with someone I love

Serpentes, I don't like em.

Top kek

I see people who are no longer living.

Toss me the whip and in return I shall toss you the idol.

You're a spellcaster, Harry Potter.

My fav so far

That is one large pile of excrement.

Doc, are you tryin' to tell me... That you built a time travel machine? Out of a car?

That should be 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a Cruz's ass"

Now I know what the inside of a microwave dinner feels like.

"nah"

I do not have a particularily good feeling about this.

scheiss aus dem fenster

I'm here to chew ass!

-Dick Kick'em

I live my life 1320 feet in a moment.

I wasn't being completely honest.

"I don't feel good about that."

"you should meet god now"

You had me at hi.

You want a finger, I can get you a finger

kek

>I drink your slurpee, I drink it up!

"I am trained in martial arts."

LET MORTAL KOMBAT START

Wait here a sec, I'm just gonna step outside.

You won't be able to take honesty.

Greetings, gentlemen, it's good to see you again!

KUNG FU CHOP!

I'm going to have to kill Kari Shaw of Norwood, MA

"you wanna see a neat illusion? watch me hide this pencil"

You only slightly cut my arm off

You punch like you take it up the gluteus maximus.

>When this baby hits 88 kph, you're going to see some serious shit

Rule One: We don't talk about violence activities.

Nein

Yippee yah yo motherfucker

"Whats in the square shaped container? What's in the fucking square shaped container?"

Luke, I fucked ur mum lol

It might hurt a little bit

I need my big wooden stick. I think better with my big wooden stick.

10/10.

Whats in the cube shaped container!

Some things in here dont react well to fire arms.

GET TO THE HELICOPTA

Take the firearm, leave the dessert.

fucking kek

You cannot handle the things that are right

You fucking lazy good for nothing reddit fags. Put some effort in, use GIS.

No, Luke. I am your paternal figure by biology.

Lost it man

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I DO NOT LIKE HORNETS

should have been
>may I behold the currency

nice contribution, fag, now do us all a favor and shoot yourself

Storing dead shit people is not within my jurisdiction; THAT'S why

You can't handle the facts!

I've contrabooted more than you have. Do it right or get the fuck out.

>allow me to view the currency

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Kek

>implying there's a right way to change a movie line

Shit. missed it.

Are you guys having a good time or what?

YOU SHALL NOT COLLECT $200

Every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you
Party pooper
party pooper

Dylan, you stupid nigger!

You can witchcraft, Harold

no luke, I am your parent.

Props if you get this one!

>Chuckle and people will chuckle too, cry and nobody else cries

...

Harry potter

KREK

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Post a fucking screenshot you nigger. That way people know what line in what movie you are changing.

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I'm posting gold, what are you doing, spouting random nonsense?

you are no longer employed