Waifu Claiming thread
>Pretend to be normal edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort.
>Take your porn, suggestive themes and ERP elsewhere.
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Keep RP to a minimum.
>Ignore the RP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: Have fun!
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Iowa claim
Obligatory claim.
>Claimed forever
Not a big deal. And ouch, is it any better now?
Kill me pls rory
First
I'm tied between McCree and Reaper
Like D.va, Tracer and widowmaker but they're not much of a solo play
Yea, Im not sure how long its going to stay open
Mild depression with soda, drinked no water so yeah..
Well... yeah.. I do.. ah fuck it
Milinda claim
Dio sucks
I agree!
Thats good.
Haha yeah. Sounds like something my parents would have done... kek
I had a book full of quotes when I was in the field on my last FTX. I still have it somewhere around here... Thats a great idea btw, worked for me
>3Ms..
I thought we talked about this friend.... kek
Yeah!
>Love that pic too much
Nice! Getting home early is always nice. It's kinda like when you make social plans and they don't work out and your relieved. I did pretty good today, nothin out of the ordinary
Oh shit! Howd that happen? haha
Sounds like score to me! You get their digits?
Everything constitutes me yelling at you, ma nig
I definitely like happy, although I usually stick to more action y stuff, as my waifu indicates heh
A lot of breads are safe, just stay away from ones that say they have b6. Heres a list of foods that have b6
nlm.nih.gov
Stay away from those and you'll be fine. No need for specific types / methods of cooking the protein. With lamb I suggest a slow braise in spices, a whole shoulder at 140° Celcius for 3.5 hours, covered.
When its time, Froggo
Rory claimed
claaaiiiimed
Curie claim.
pray for me nigs
i surely do need it.
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, blast it with piss edition
Can it be?
I like your faithfulness Tomoko
I'll probably download it tonight
>hugs
It's time now, I have failed you.
Lol maybe in a few day or week yeah
I like tracer when I wanna shoot people and her voice is sooo cute!
He doesn't know yet..
Washing glass a bit too hard
I got you nig
Soooon
Oh my
Heyo smug
>kink
Why do you need it?
hotaru claimed
>fuck it
so we fuckin or wat
action stuff is meh, i liked overlord for the sexy vampire chick, thats about the only action i've seen.
So I am her master?
I like where this is going...
Shoot can't remember either.
topkek, there's probably some out there who have bought that thing.
>you make social plans and they don't work out and your relieved
Good example.
A normal day huh. so simple and relaxing.
>Best idol claimed
>Best idol claimed
>zzz
I have vitamin b6 poisoning which damages your nervous system, first symptom is being unable to fell orgasms, i cannot feel orgasms, its hell mate. have to change all of my eating habits.
Hello, Sky Eyes. I hope you're doing well.
Mirai claim
Hehe.
So, been flyin' lately? I know youve been down, and i didnt know if that got in the way of work. Are you gonna drink when Sanae gets in?
Ugh, but my head rings when you do.
Now I'm slightly on edge. How soon?
Iths worth a shot
Cheers luv!
Maybe later
Overlord is great. The novels have gotten pretty far, and there has been a hot springs novel scene. Look forward to it!
I get anemic occasionally, thats not fun either.
I dont know Gasai though.
But if I kill you now I cant kill you later
She may want your D, it's a possibility
Oops~
gotta go to sleep for work tomorrow guys. goodnight everyone!!
I just don't want there to be any misunderstandings on it, you're one of the best people that comes to these threads in my opinion and you're just a good person in general. I'm not very good at emotional stuff as you can probably tell but you get the idea.
Welp.
Goodnight, friendo. Sleep warm and well.
Im back and more permanent rhis time
What up bitches
Thanks, and do you think you could recommend me any similar anime or just school drama in general? I'm kinda new and haven't watched many
>hugs
Yeah, Im not sure if thats a good or bad thing though... kek
I bet people bought it as a joke. I find it hard to believe someone would buy it for its intended purpose... kek
I flew today actually, managed to save a guy who was hit by a boat propeller. They didnt think he was gonna make it but we did it. Got a call 2 hours ago saying he is in stable condition now.
I might, Im not sure if I have any alcohol laying around... I will check quick
Watamote
Dammit lol :/
Night love
She has a bf
But he IS moving outta state in like a month
I-I guess that's true.. But will you promise that you'll do it at least?
>later
is now later enough for you?
odang son, is the sexy vampire chick in that scene or nah?
Well aren't you a hunk of muscles haha
I still have to watch overlord, and since I now know theres a sexy vamp chick its been bumped up on my list haha. I dunno, the action stuff keeps my tiny brain entertained, Im watching clannad right now and I'm starting to fall asleep heh
I know i'm not in your convo but go after it man! she sounds like a keeper
Yeah pretty much. The reason I brought up the cancel plan thing was because a friend hit me up today to go to sacramento (I live in san jose so its a bit of a drive) and I can't say no to people so I agreed. But then it didn't work out so I came buckets haha
Jesus, how'd you get that?
>can't feel orgasms
You have all my sympathies
Im doing good! I still gotta find a chibi for the group photo, I heard you were the guy to talk too
Adding this to my reply to mirai
...
>im watching you...
You're a sweetheart
Of course it does you alcoholic, how was your day today?
Everythings always worth a shot
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
Nope adrenaline kicked in when I saw my blood flowing out. I was like "oh shit Oh shit Oh shit! Stay calm panicking doesn't help!"
...
Hmmm I wonder if my right hand would feel lonely...
>shinoa bro
Oh the moon shone bright on Mrs. Porter
And on her daughter
They washed their feet in soda water.
Yeah, just give me a chibi and I'll put you in.
>/cries in sushi/
Then either she is just being friendly or she is already thinking in what to do after her bf is out
Yes you do! No lying
Your anus
You're underage? Well shit
Ugh fine
Hmm indeed
Best girlie claimed!
Oooh oooh. Can I get in on this too? With said image?
For fucks sake.
shalltear, vamp waifu 100%
>hotaru
I have one for you too... I kept forgetting to give it to ya...
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The only thing I can think of is Clannad. I don't usually watch those kinds of anime typically. Although I'm pretty new too
Sup niggo
Kek
Thats a tricky one, on the one hand if she's tryna shes tryna, but on the other hand what goes around comes around
Amazing. Truly amazing. Are you kidding me? You saved someone! That's a feat. I'd toast to that alone.
>waits patiently
Wat
Terrible. Don't even want to talk about it. Yours?
Sleep tight.
kek that'd be hilarious and messed up at the same time.
>"Son, lay on the cross"
>"Dad what's going on?"
>"This is for your own good."
Maybe it was just before I re-downloaded it.
Ayy, fate had your back.
You mean
>drinking is a challenge
She is, but it wont be till about season 3 or so. I hope they go that far with the anime. I beloeve the female presence is Aura, Albedo and Shalltear.
Why would I lie?
Just pulling your leg bestbro
Full Metal Panic is part comedy, part mech, and part school drama.
It mixes so well. Definitely one of my favorites.
Maybe you should help me bring it down
Drinkin warm beer eating cold pizza
You what happens after you sin big at the casino
Woah! Were you at home or what? And why would the right hand feel lonely?
Like this?
Indubitably, my nig
Shes cute, but I wouldn't make her my waifu
That was just incredibly funny especially after that video.
sachi claim
I can wait for that long
that vampire sloot makes me moist man.
i gotta re watch overlord
I overheard her telling her friend that she was gonna break up with him after he left
So i guess i can close in on my prey
>shouldn't have used that word choice, it sounds like I'm gonna rape her
Hey Sachi, how's it going?
>Rattle
>Shizuru
Umaru-chan. Just look that up. Be amazed that someone can function like that. Less school drama, more comedy.
School-Live is a school drama in a zombie apocalypse. No fanservice but a short pool episode.
Shes pretty good, but shes no Rory.
Thanks! You too friend :)
Thanks man, Im just doing my job.
>waits patiently
Your gonna be waiting awhile... kek
Hahaha holy shit my sides. Too damn funny
>
Well than I won't ask any further friend, just let the rum heal what ails you. My day was alright, same ol same ol. are you at least doing better now?
That it did! I like it when things work out :D So what are you up too besides posting?
Those need to be flipped, but good regardless haha
>You what happens after you sin bit at the casino
Wut?
>implying i dont touch myself to your waifu
Reasons unknown
Nah, back da ass up
get yo waifu printed fam
Thanks, I'll put her in when I have the chance.
Already gave it to me, kek. I just need to find the time to put everyone in.
Yeah, thanks.
You go deal with that other woman.
I'm going to find mine.
Go after her then man! unless theirs other factors
>Koko
>
19 about to be 20. Next year, I'll be able to drink
Super cute!
>
Dem trip dub
>would say something but milinda is watching me
I got drunk when I was 2. Does that count?
I was at home talking to myself making myself feel better about the knuckle that I cut on the right hand. And my left would be getting all the "love" if you know what I mean.. ;)
Aww yeah. Thanks hand-kun.
>inb4 actual rape
You know what to do, but keep in mind what said, "what goes around comes around"
The song is beautiful, but I couldn't let the opportunity slip away
>I managed to be funny at 7am
>Adding that to my cv
I should leave the thread soon, I can barely keep my focus on the posts
Mai nigga
>vampire masterrace
>put it there mah nigga
what?
Preemptive goodbye Bestbro.
Yeee~. You got a chibi of your waifu?
His shadow is cast wherever he stands, stacks of green paper in his red right hand...
Lewd.
Ive made it a habit to not lie IRL. Burned too many bridges.
No, thats easy. Just get a beer or something, you wont get drunk but you wont feel too out of it.
Nice trips
My waifu is Leona from akame ga kill she's a beutiful bust blond and if you feel like fucking a furry she can make that dream come true
You kniw what happens after you win big at the casino
I won $767
Now im celebrating with waifus
Bitch you know u gotta pay me for that
>niw bring that sweet ass over here bitch you got me drippin
>tsuyu wheres my kiss
Thanks, so how you been man? Good I hope
You cut your right knuckle too!? What happened with that one?
>left getting all the "love"
I'm a lefty so I know how dat be haha
That's probably not what the loved ones think. I don't think so little of it, either. Takes heart to do what you do, never mind saving a man. Flying takes heart, too.
Of all the virtues I was born with, patience is my strongest
>intiatives hyper wait
Eh. A general unease and unhappiness has taken the place of my good mood. But I'll figure it out. Like you said, rum heals all.
Do you see that? There's something in that photo. Something...wrong.
>but mostly cute
>Mirai
that gif makes me twitch internally
I've been better, beautiful.
No
o
Thanks for the choices,I'll definitely be checking all of them out
You want.. A kiss?
From me??
hey Shizuru its pretty good, just woke up after sleeping from like 5pm-now, looks like my sleep schedule has been fixed now at least
>rattle rattle
Why does my phone aurocorrect >Mirai right under the damn word?
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>MIRAI
Nice trips, and she's one of my favorite characters from that sow
OOOOHHH SHIT NIGGA Whatd you play? and with $767 you could buy alot of waifu pillows ;D
I want to buy one now kek.
Same here! Playing Love Live! School Idol Festival. It's neat mobile rhythm game. You?
topkek.
>rattle
Well that's good i suppose. lol
Claiming Seaport Hime.