Sup Sup Forums I want to break bone. Anyone have any suggestions...

Sup Sup Forums I want to break bone. Anyone have any suggestions? Or tips experience I will 100% deliver this if i go through not really a pussy so we'll see what happens

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Why?

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Yeah dont do it
I broke my radius, was in a cast for 6 weeks and my wrist is still weak and fucked up from the immobilization and its been years.

Finger or whole arm? Either way do it like breaking a long stick for firewood.

you're an idiot dude. i cant lift any weigh with my right arm 6 months after my cast is already off. That bone with permenantly be weaker than other bones for the rest of your life.

Do not do that. plus it's going to hurt like a bitch for 6-8weeks+

don't do dis

why not? Honestly don't know.
Doesent matter could be foot leg anything easy.

breaking your leg intentionally will be very diffcult

Just drive into a wall with your hands up like a rollercoaster
Pleb...

than let's do an arm? haha.

Just fall straight froward on a hard surface with an arm out, thats what i did

a floor or a wall?

Floor so your body weight is behind it

Look up how much PSI it would take to break the desired bone and translate it into force. If just a finger, a bowling ball will work. But if you're going for the arm you might need to slam it in a door or try a leveraged break (not recommended)

Who am I kidding, none of this is recommended

aight im gonna try it.

Drink lots of soda and alcohol

Survive to age 70 and fall down some stairs.

Die from bedsores and renal failure.

Fuck I can't make myself fall.

Make a fist, punch a brick wall but instead of direct contact with your first two knuckles (the correct impact), put the force into your ring/pinky knuckles.

Google "boxers fracture". I've broken my right hand twice and left once this way boxing.

>Inb4 lurn2box

I fight for cash, ungloved. Not as dramatic as fight Club but you get the idea.

Fucking pussy, just do it

Hey bruh, got any fighting tips? Basic stuff?

I haven't really needed to fight at any point in my life, but you never know when you'll need to know something.

Work your back/shoulder muscles as well as abs. Easily the most important muscles for keeping a strong posture and absorbing body blows.

If it's a fair fight, never take your eyes off your opponent. If you're at risk to get jumped, don't fight.

Keep your jaw shut don't talk shit. You'll get knocked out.

Don't be afraid to headbutt a guys face. Might seem dirty, but it's a sure way to end a fight.

And for the love of God, if your opponent drops, don't be a faggot and kick his head in while down. (unless he has a weapon or you actually fear that they will kill you if they get up)

Also, join a boxing gym.

Thanks for the advice, seeing people kick people when they're down is the favored tactic of certain groups of Nubian descent, so I'll pass on that.

Update: I tried falling a couple times arm hurts. It's sort of like a burning feeling can still move and type doesent feel broken. waiting a little and trying again.

You sir and idiot.

>claims to be a boxer
>doesn't tell him to build neck strength

The average person would get their neck snapped taking a haymaker, especially from someone bigger than them. Start neck bridging for time, then reps when you can hold it for 2 minutes. Rest on your forehead, with your nose almost touching the ground instead of just the crown of your head.

Work your wrists and forearms, to keep your fist straight when you punch so you don't sprain it and better absorb force. A wrist roller is perfect for this and cheap as hell to make.

You want to start skipping and running. Skip 5 minutes every day and do the couch25k program. This way you can run away from conflicts if you get jumped, and you won't get tired if you're in an actual fight.

That's the aftermath of my tiba and fibular compounded through my skin, shattering my talus into many small pieces, 180 dislocating my ankle and fracturing my T12 with 8 operations.

Still want to break a bone?

fall down from a standing position onto one hand elbow locked, im sure some good with come from it

He wanted relatively basic stuff m8.

Managed to snap my arm in two places by landing on it, just jump from a relatively high place!

After my skin graph :)

That is basic. Running 3 days a week and 5 minutes of skipping every day is easy/basic.

Neck bridging is simple and gives results quick, youtube it for proper form.

You can make a wrist roller.

lift something very heavy and drop it on your toe. Easy as pie, and the best part is you don't need surgery after because there's very little they can do to help you.

Looks more like a drafting project you fucked up

If a bone heals right after a break it's actually stronger med fag here

break =/= compound through skin

just cause you got fucked up doesnt mean op will

Topkek

Damn right. Especially if you get titanium put through the bones like I had to have done lol. Both femurs + a hip

Just jump off the roof of your house and land solid on your feet,, goodbye hips

Go jump off a small house land on your feet should be interesting

The fuck you do?

Motorbike 140kmh being a fucktard without my leathers on one wheel

You look like a total fuckboi faggot.

Only for you bae

How long does the break remain stronger than the rest of the the bone? It does even out in strength eventually, correct?

Incorrect, this is myths that bones are stronger once broken. I should know, I've broken a lot of bones.

You'll regret this when you're older. I've had a broken hand, foot and collar bone. They each ache from time to time.

>graph

Brief search confirms this. Healed bones may be slightly stronger initially, but reach the same strength eventually as the surrounding bone.

Johnny Knoxville used to pick fights with bouncers. That seems like a pretty good way to break a bone.

Thanks wise man!

How many of those were clean breaks?(More of a full frature rather than shattered and spliteres like you are now) Did you break any of them in the same spot? Are you confusing bone strength with muscle weakness due to immobilization?

The strength of said 'healed' bone depends on many factors...

The type of fracture/ dislocation (I assume 'break' means what it means in the dictionary: "To cause to separate into pieces suddenly or violently; smash." This is my case. Simple hairline fractures yes, but actual breaks, no.
The cause

The location

Your body itself

Your age

Your gender

Your hormones

Your genes

Your mineral levels

If you smoke/ drink (big one if you're a smoker)

Your exercise regimen (osteoblasts that build bones are stimulated by weight-bearing exercises)

Sodium intake and a lot of other reasons...

Thats like 30 in mph right?

My tibia and fibula were clean snapped right out of my skin, my talus was shattered into 8 parts, ankle full 180 degree dislocation, my leg didn't have pulse due to very limited blood supply around the talus. They almost chopped my foot off.

Try around 70 mph

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Very very lucky I didn't win the Darwinism award that moron.

How much did your treatment cost?

It was free. I'm a Canadian, not a weeb fucking American

Call a nigger a nigger while being alone with a group of niggers.

Morning

I didn't pay, I live in Australia, all emergency care is free. But I've worked since I was 14 almost exclusively full time so I think I deserve something back from the state (I'm 25 now, almost 26)

On the bright side this happened two months ago and I've had time off to full fill my dreams of becoming a c#/c++ programmer

Easiest way to do it (people in Hungary used this when they got drafted for the mandatory military service at the age of 18)
>lie your hand on the table's side.
> palm upwards.
>your pinkie hangs freely
>get a sturdy glass bottle, fill it up with water.
>put it on your pinkie.
>fold the whole thing up into 90*
>just slam the bottle real hard the way your finger normally moves.
this breaks/ dislocates your finger 100%.

Shit dude, close to losing that foot right?

This guy trying to hijack the responses, lel fgt

Make sure you are bare foot. And full on soccer kick a corner of a wall. Make sure your small toes hit wall.
I snapped my toe kicking a combo bag and my weight bench was too close and so I kicked that. Snapped my toe at the knuckle and it fused the joint together.

Very very close, when I got rushed into theatre I was on so fucking ,much ketamine I was in la la land talking to myself, doctor told my GF they most likely will just cut my leg off, as my talus was damaged beyond repair. Broken bones are serious shit, I needed 6 operations to clean all the rocks, sticks, ants, bugs, infections out of my leg, it was oozing green shit everywhere for 28 days hitting 40 degree temperatures... Wasn't very nice laying on the group for 15 minutes thinking youre disabled for life or going to die neither while waiting for ambulances... Closest thing to dying was smoking DMT and taking a large amount of shrooms (5grams+) can compare.

Fantastic idea to break bones

Do it for the arthritis! That's the best part!

Walk into a BJJ gym and just start swinging at the first juice ape you see.

And hows the foot now?

lol I'm not understanding how that works.

I was pantomiming, following the instructions from that... (I was going to say Slav but I think Hungarians are something else) guy and now I think I get it. Basically, just use the weight of the bottle of water to bend your pinkie backwards and break it.

chillin in a boot, expected recovery time is very long, year +

please dont go to a doctor, unless you can afford to pay for it all yourself, without insurance.

Split your shoulder bone clean in half and get life long nerve damage in that arm to be just like me.

Pay some psychos like the MS-13 to blood angel you.

Oh damn thats sucks dude, but well you couldve lost your leg so you got that going for you which is nice

Cheers bro :)

The way I see it.. I was a fucking idiot, I fucked up badly and I deserve to be in pain.

But now I can get some badass tattoo over my whole leg and thigh, plus I get time off to become a great programmer hopefully and can make a career out of it! Because my last few jobs were dead end jobs!

Why pay alone when everyone can split the tab? This is what socialized medicine is meant for.

Op here punched brick wall. Don't know if broken but hurts

Oh that sounds nice, im a programmer myself, i specialized in software development and yeah dude, with all that free time to learn, you sure can do it. Lots of promising jobs are available at the moment for programmers. Good luck m8

Can you move the finger well?

I've punched a brick wall before when drunk, your knuckles should be bleeding

Yep.

>get a gun
>shoot yourself in the head

do it faggot

Look at pinkey. Obvious blood.

What languages do you specialise in C#/C++?

Yeah I do c++ also, but If you are beginning just go for the basics, c++ is a pain in the ass, python is fun tho, if you are learning, theres this page called codeacademy where they teach you a lot actually

Good way to break a metacarpal (boxer's fracture). Also, stop it, ya idjit. Any break could haunt you for life and you won't even have a cool story to tell.

Then its not broken

Punch a wall, hard as fuck, break ur hand

Well. I could say I punched a wall so hard I broke my hand. That's pretty badass. slight pain while I type.

Complete bullshit. I broke a bone in my hand in a bar fight and could move everything fine.

Easy. Use a hammer.

you're a retarded med fag then, bones always heal back imperfectly they don't get stronger

I'll show you a link where I'm going to learn from:

udemy.com/unitycourse/

I'm really interested in c# because i want to develop mobile phone apps!

is OP missing brain cells?

Only badass compared to burning the roof of your mouth on a hot pocket.

>ungloved
You mean bareknuckle nigger?